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i guess i should give "sex" a try *DELETED*
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Reason for deletion: did I write this?


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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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use a condom if you get a girl from craigslist. they probably wouldnt let yo fuck them without one anyway. just pick one you like and give her a call.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #2]
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man i felt like shit cause im 20 and still havent gotten any ass.

im sorry dude.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #3]
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diseases are just less transmittable through condoms, not 100% safe.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #3]
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do you have any guy friends that have game? or even some female friends? an older brother? these people are responsible for getting you laid if you're made it to 25yo and are still a virgin.

kinda like in 40 year old virgin. in fact if you have some half decent cool coworks that are cool with you they would probably be willing to help just cause they thought that movie was awesome.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #4]
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right now, no. i moved in with my parents and don't know anyone. :banghead: i had some friends at my last job that im sure had some game but i was afraid to tell them i was a virgin.

and now that you mention it, im really pissed that my college roommates never helped me with this. what the fuck?

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #4]
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If you think thats funny, you should hijack everybody on the shroomery who wants to go to las vegas to recreate fear and loathing.

Apparently 'monkey see, monkey do' isn't that big of a deal.

I suppose it is when you've got someone playing the video game through you with his dick in your ass though.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #5]
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huh? :wtf:

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
i guess i should give "sex" a try


Why? Its gross and icky and genitalia look funni:D

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Your best bet is to try and meet somebody fun and loose with your likes. Dont get a hooker man. If you can learn to interact and court a women, you will gain more than just sexual experience.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
diseases are just less transmittable through condoms, not 100% safe.


well shit, i guess you better never have sex then.

get a fleshlight since you're so paranoid of getting something from an actual woman.

if you want to hook up with a girl you don't have to pay for, you need to let go of your fucking ego and start talking to girls. it doesn't really matter how good looking you are, women for the most part are not going to approach you - even if they think you look good. the exception to this rule is usually older women - they are much more bold and less inhibited about telling you they want to hook up.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
if you want to hook up with a girl you don't have to pay for, you need to let go of your fucking ego and start talking to girls. it doesn't really matter how good looking you are, women for the most part are not going to approach you - even if they think you look good.


Yup. You have to talk to them. Don't think about sex when you're talking to them, think about talking. They can tell.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Just put up a personal ad describing your situation. 25 year old virgin afraid of girls, lives with parents, likes to play on internet all day, interested in fatties or prostitutes.

Your phone will be ringing off the hook. :tomato:

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #8]
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i never said i like to "play on internet all day" or that i am especially interested in fatties or prostitutes. i am also just living with my parents for a few months. you are a dork.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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put ice in her ass and pussy

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #9]
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lol, I remember that thread from bluelight.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dude this post is pathetic. You should seriously consider going a totally different route from women obviously. Have you ever had a homosexual experience of any kind, or been sexually assaulted? You might be homosexual and not know it and still feel attracted to girls anyhow. Being homosexual is not just the feeling in your pants, in reality it is a whole set of behaviors that differing from how heterosexuals deal with relationships. It is funny because I was just suggesting to somebody earlier to look into getting psychoanalysis Freudian style. It sounds like you need to look at your sexual desires and really rethink why they are there and why you acted on them in the way that you did for the last 25 years. Also a therapist sounds like it was needed at least 5 years ago.

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #11]
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HAHHAHHAHA Yeah dont lose it to a fat chick. Yeah 25 is getting up there, just pop your cherry already. One thing your going to think was.. 'I stressed my entire life for that??? WTF!!'

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #12]
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lol, I know who the thread starter is. It is Jonpathetic :lol:

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Re: i guess i should give "sex" a try [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
right now, no. i moved in with my parents and don't know anyone. :banghead: i had some friends at my last job that im sure had some game but i was afraid to tell them i was a virgin.

and now that you mention it, im really pissed that my college roommates never helped me with this. what the fuck?


Just watch 40 year old virgin with them, and comment, "That's me!".

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