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My sister
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Is fucked.

look at the stuff she tells me about, I'm pretty sure she just made this up to make me laugh.

"Scientists have been working on a new type of christmas magic that will reduce the effects of the g-force on Rudolph as he flies through the air at the speed of sound....... Now the young boys and girls of the world will be able to hear what Rudolph is really saying.....

Studies show that Rudolph's common phrases while flying are Merry Christmas mother fuckers..... and yeah Santa whip me harder... HARDER....

With the new technology it is thought that these phrases will be heard instead of the wonderful REEEEEEEEEEEEE noise that we have all come to love...."


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~Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe~

A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

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Re: My sister [Re: Gillette]
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pics?

j/k :grin:


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Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...

Seriously...
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I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...

-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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Re: My sister [Re: Gillette]
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:lol:


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Re: My sister [Re: In(di)go]
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In(di)go said:
:lol:


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Re: sometimes I'm so blonde [Re: Cowgold]
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So last night my sister and I are laughing about this, and I look at her and am in fact serious and say "yeah but Mel, its not true, because reindeers can't talk" and shes just like "Umm Rudolph doesn't exist!"

Too bad I didn't even think of that.

*shakes head*

Sometimes I am just so dumb.


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Re: sometimes I'm so blonde [Re: Gillette]
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He does too exist. Why do you think all the deer crossing signs around here have a red nose? Because they're telling you to watch out for Rudolph or you'll shatter the hearts of millions of boys and girls when you plow into his ass with your SUV.

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Re: sometimes I'm so blonde [Re: Gillette]
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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

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