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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Acaterpillar]
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I'll kil a child bear with my bear hands.:evil:


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: potatos]
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Dude if i knew where those people who killed the bear lived i would take so many shit on their doorstep at night that it wouldnt even be funny anymore. Well it would, but you know what i mean. I would shit the shit out of their doorstep, I'd shit in their shoes if they leave them out the front. I would shit on their doorknob and doormat, doorbell, i'd shit on the railings if they had any. I'd lay a nugget on each step, and id leave a poo trail on the floor. I might even smear the word bear onto their front doorstep, in you guessed it, shit.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Dosile Kouki] * 1
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DosileFlynn said:
Dude if i knew where those people who killed the bear lived i would take so many shit on their doorstep at night that it wouldnt even be funny anymore. Well it would, but you know what i mean. I would shit the shit out of their doorstep, I'd shit in their shoes if they leave them out the front. I would shit on their doorknob and doormat, doorbell, i'd shit on the railings if they had any. I'd lay a nugget on each step, and id leave a poo trail on the floor. I might even smear the word bear onto their front doorstep, in you guessed it, shit.



Are you a chimpanzee, or possibly a schizo-affective who was a previous patient at a psych-ward?


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Acaterpillar]
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a bit of both really. I'm a firm believer in the phrase "shit for shat", and they shat all over that bear to the point that he died, so im going to shit all over their doorstep to the point that they wish they had died. I'm just doing my part to carry out their karma.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
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Rabidbaboon said:
DosileFlynn said:
Dude if i knew where those people who killed the bear lived i would take so many shit on their doorstep at night that it wouldnt even be funny anymore. Well it would, but you know what i mean. I would shit the shit out of their doorstep, I'd shit in their shoes if they leave them out the front. I would shit on their doorknob and doormat, doorbell, i'd shit on the railings if they had any. I'd lay a nugget on each step, and id leave a poo trail on the floor. I might even smear the word bear onto their front doorstep, in you guessed it, shit.



Are you a chimpanzee



:lolsy:


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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how the fuck did a bear the size of a hummer get within 8 yards of these guys? were they listening to music and hunting at the same time?

that part of the story sounds a bit unlikely to me.

when you have an animal that big bearing down on you suddenly a football fields length (100 yards) can feel like 8 yards.

i'd fuckin shit myself if i saw that thing in the wild and it probably would have killed me with a quickness, i have no real knowledge of guns :shrug:


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Edited by gerryjarcia (02/08/11 03:02 PM)

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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: gerryjarcia]
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here's the true story behind these pics

"Comments: Circulating constantly in one form or another since November 2001, this forwarded email tale seems to grow taller by the year. It has been established that at least two of the accompanying snapshots -- the ones showing a hunter posing beside the carcass of an incredibly large Alaskan brown bear -- are authentic. We know where and when they were taken, and by whom. The origin of the third photo purporting to show the remains of the behemoth's "last victim" is unknown. It was appended to the already-circulating email in late 2002 and doesn't appear to have been taken at the same time as the others.

Not quite a world record

In real life, the big grizzly in the first two photographs measured 10' 6" from nose to tail and weighed an estimated 1,000 to 1,200 pounds - unusually large for the vicinity in which it was found, says the USDA Forest Service, but not quite a world record, nor even a record for Alaska. It was killed on October 14, 2001 by U.S. Air Force Airman Theodore Winnen on Hinchinbrook Island, Prince William Sound. The photos were taken by his hunting partner, Staff Sgt. James Urban. Both were stationed at Eielson Air Force Base near Fairbanks at the time.

Though the bear was within 10 yards of the hunters' position and moving towards them when he fired the first shot, Winnen says, it did not charge them, contrary to what the email claims. "I don't know if the wind was in our favor or what," he told the Anchorage Daily News. "We were dressed in camouflage. He might not have seen us." Winnen's weapon was a 338-caliber Winchester Magnum, not a 7mm semi-automatic as alleged. The first bullet pierced the bear's brain but left it standing; five more in the chest brought it down.

No man-eater, says Forest Service

Was the bear a man-eater, as claimed in the email? No, says the Forest Service, there is no evidence of that. When asked by the Anchorage Daily News to comment on the horrific final image of what appears to be a partially-eaten human victim, Forest Service spokesman Ray Massey admitted he hadn't even looked at it. "I didn't want to see a photo of the body," he said. "I know it's bogus."


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: DrMambo]
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DrMambo said:
Oweyervishice said:
Those pictures have been going around in chain emails for like a decade.



this




:confused:
what the fuck????? Stupid hunters trolled the shit outa me.

I'm surry guys


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: potatos]
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I don't believe the above story anyway.
The bear has one obvious entrance/exit wound on the sides of the chest.

Edited by ModularMind (02/08/11 06:30 PM)

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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: potatos]
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Also, there are more humane ways to deal with an approaching bear rather than just fucking killing it...



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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: potatos] * 1
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lol at everyone in this thread who would get eaten alive in the wild because they "Don't want to murder the animals." Does everyone make sure to watch where they step as to not murder any innocent insects and what have you? What about fishing, OMG! :lol:

Accept death, animals murder each other it's part of life. You exist because of this. :awesome:


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: igwna]
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theMERRYiguana said:
Shins said:
shooting for sport is  cowardly lol

Use a hunting knife you you want sport.

me a man.

guns are for pussies.





lmao, as much as i love and respect this sentiment...

fuck that, dude. that bear is huge. taking it down with a knife would be the most manly thing acheived ever. shit talking rights for life.



i killed a bear twice that size. with my "bare" hands. wrapped my flaccid cock around its neck and strangled it. :smirk:

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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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:lolsy:

ifoundwaldo said:
Also, there are more humane ways to deal with an approaching bear rather than just fucking killing it...





What is this? Some kind of parfume-stuff? I can only imagine the bear getting sprayed with this pausing for a moment with a WTF-face and then laughing as he paws your head clean off, he'd probably take the spray can with him. Srsly, what is that? I can't imagine a single substance that would do more then annoy the fuck out of bears. Bears are all abuot dominance, if you're on their patch they want to show you who's boss,  that's why playing dead works most of the time, they're just thinking what kind of pussy ape-like creature is this kneeling before me? And go about their day feeling like the man (well bear), mostly!


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: 13.step]
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13.step said:
What is this? Some kind of parfume-stuff? I can only imagine the bear getting sprayed with this pausing for a moment with a WTF-face and then laughing as he paws your head clean off, he'd probably take the spray can with him. Srsly, what is that? I can't imagine a single substance that would do more then annoy the fuck out of bears. Bears are all abuot dominance, if you're on their patch they want to show you who's boss,  that's why playing dead works most of the time, they're just thinking what kind of pussy ape-like creature is this kneeling before me? And go about their day feeling like the man (well bear), mostly!



Obviously you've never been hiking out in bear country.

That "perfume-stuff" will take down a fucking black bear. Without killing it.

EDIT: They recommend bear spray over a gun because most bears can take a bullet and continue coming at you.
Also, guns are fucking heavy. How fucking far are you going to go with a gun slung over your back?


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: 13.step]
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13.step said:What is this? Some kind of parfume-stuff?



its concentrated pepper spray.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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ive heard of bears getting hit with that and just keep on coming


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Everlong] * 1
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Everlong said:
lol at everyone in this thread who would get eaten alive in the wild because they "Don't want to murder the animals." Does everyone make sure to watch where they step as to not murder any innocent insects and what have you? What about fishing, OMG! :lol:

Accept death, animals murder each other it's part of life. You exist because of this. :awesome:



Seriously. Get off your high horses people. Hunters kill an animal *gasp* and everyone throws a shit fit. What the fuck would you do if a bear showed up ten yards away from you in the Alaskan boondocks? Maybe the hunter should have put a bushel of peace-flowers in the bear's mouth.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Charliem]
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lets say that big as bear did somehow manage to do some ninja moves and did get within 10 yards, here you are with a "hunting rifle" and most likely in a tree stand:lol:  but lets say you were on your way to the tree stand still awes me how a bear would sneak up behind you, but lets say he did, you turn around and boom there he is, first thing id do is fire a shot into the air to try and scare him, if he came closer a shot would go into him, still comes another, and so on.  Now i could see a bear keep coming, but id tend to think in over 50% of the time it would turn away after a warning shot from a high powered rifle, and those that came forward , 50% would turn away after getting hit once.  But obviously the guys in the picture did it for the lol's, thats what people are mad about, not self defence.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Kinda related, though it's just a black bear. Not near as aggressive.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:
That "perfume-stuff" will take down a fucking black bear. Without killing it.




it's bear deterrent, it wont take one down, it's like pepper spray and it
doesnt always work, in fact is can piss the bear off enough to attack

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EDIT: They recommend bear spray over a gun because most bears can take a bullet and continue coming at you.
Also, guns are fucking heavy. How fucking far are you going to go with a gun slung over your back?



who is 'they', the makers of this shit and animal rights people? of course
they recommend it, do they tell you that postal employees and municipal
workers carry the shit, did they tell you that sometimes the dog still
bites? that's a dog, not a bear.

I can travel about 12miles a day through rough terrain with a heavy rifle,
I can travel about 18-20 miles a day over open ground with the rifle
a heavy  rifle being about 10lbs with the scope

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