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snoot
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steven segal lawman

#11731504 - 12/28/09 02:56 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2:

I have a gun bitch and I know kungfoo.

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danielx
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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: snoot]
#11731700 - 12/28/09 03:32 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

doesn't that picture make you want to smash his face in. he thinks hes so tough. :facepalm:

:facepalm:

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z_x_x_z

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[Re: danielx]
#11731706 - 12/28/09 03:34 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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danielx
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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: z_x_x_z]
#11731715 - 12/28/09 03:35 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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#11731716 - 12/28/09 03:35 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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Maurer

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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: danielx]
#11731722 - 12/28/09 03:36 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

danielx said:

doesn't that picture make you want to smash his face in. he thinks hes so tough.

He's a badass shot with a gun though. He hits matches and qtips :shrug:

:shrug:

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danielx
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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: z_x_x_z]
#11731724 - 12/28/09 03:36 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2:

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Brugman
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Re: steven segal lawman

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#11731769 - 12/28/09 03:47 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

He doesn't really need to be skinny to shoot a gun.

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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: snoot]
#11731803 - 12/28/09 03:54 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

You guys can talks shit all you want, his new show is hilarious.

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Maurer

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Re: steven segal lawman

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#11731858 - 12/28/09 04:03 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

He can kick our asses, you guys are mean :grrr:

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memes
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Re: steven segal lawman

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#11732038 - 12/28/09 04:36 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

blewmeanie said:

You guys can talks shit all you want, his new show is hilarious.

True. Listening to him attempt to speak an ethnic dialect when trying to get info from a suspect is fucking hilarious.

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Maurer

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#11732055 - 12/28/09 04:38 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:tomsellick:

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kaste
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Re: steven segal lawman

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#11732056 - 12/28/09 04:38 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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Maurer

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Re: steven segal lawman

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#11732070 - 12/28/09 04:40 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

That video was the shit.

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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: Maurer]
#11732880 - 12/28/09 06:58 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

How long before someone tells him that his movies suck. :rofl:

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#11732926 - 12/28/09 07:05 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I loved the one where he was in the seven year coma.

I don't know what else to say.

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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: snoot]
#11732939 - 12/28/09 07:07 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

This show is SHIT.

I'm a massive fan of COPS, I have every single episode... but this new show is bullshit.

Shit hollywood editing, crap scenes in the middle with him trying to teach martial arts or shooting, the crimes are crap, his police skills are crap.

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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: Chubba]
#11733015 - 12/28/09 07:19 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

That's what makes it fantastic...how are you not getting this? :ooo:

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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: blewmeanie]
#11733106 - 12/28/09 07:38 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I watched one episode, he arrested a guy who had an unpaid traffic ticket and another one who was behind on child support.

KICK ASS

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snoot
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Re: steven segal lawman

[Re: danielx]
#11734235 - 12/28/09 11:10 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

danielx said:

doesn't that picture make you want to smash his face in. he thinks hes so tough.

umm i dont know bout you but I defintely wouldnt fuck with said fungkoo master.

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