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Giving birth to a Porcupine
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Discuss.


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Morgenstern]
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doesn't sound like fun. I don't have a vagina so I imagine pissing out a porcupine would suck massive black cock


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Morgenstern]
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where'd you get the idea for this thread


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
doesn't sound like fun. I don't have a vagina so I imagine pissing out a porcupine would suck massive black cock


so you can't imagine having a vagina, but you can imagine sucking massive black cock? :eek:


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: shadyy]
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shadyy said:
where'd you get the idea for this thread



:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Lucidx]
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Well, porcupines spikes are spiky like all around right? They are barbed and not just sharp at the tip correct?
If so then it would hurt like hell, but if they were only sharp at the end it depends on which way the porcupine is coming out.. it could be alright, or terrible


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"We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new functions and conditions, it uses the same old basic principles over and over again. There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it." - Albert Szent-Györgyi

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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Morgenstern]
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I could get off on porcupines


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Morgenstern]
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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: shadyy]
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shadyy said:
where'd you get the idea for this thread


Hmmm, I wonder

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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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not as bad as you might think :shrug:


The babies are born with quills, but the quills are soft during delivery and harden in less than an hour.


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: CosmicFool]
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In before the :lockdance:


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Ima Trooper]
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why would this get locked?


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: shadyy]
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No content? Hell, I don't know. Maybe I'm just :stoned:


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: shadyy]
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After eating sunflower seeds sometimes, when I take a shit, I do feel like I am giving birth to a porcupine!


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Ima Trooper]
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hhaahhahahh that's funny



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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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SmittysPawnShop said:
After eating sunflower seeds sometimes, when I take a shit, I do feel like I am giving birth to a porcupine!


:awesome:


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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SmittysPawnShop said:
After eating sunflower seeds sometimes, when I take a shit, I do feel like I am giving birth to an angry mongoose!


:awesome:


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deCypher said:
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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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SmittysPawnShop said:
After eating sunflower seeds sometimes, when I take a shit, I do feel like I am giving birth to a porcupine!


:omgawesome:

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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: Morgenstern]
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Mataspore said:
shadyy said:
where'd you get the idea for this thread



:smilingpuppy:


Exactly.


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Re: Giving birth to a Porcupine [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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SmittysPawnShop said:
After eating sunflower seeds sometimes, when I take a shit, I do feel like I am giving birth to a porcupine!


I'd liken it to shitting out a pinecone.


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