We're showing a special theme for the holiday! [ Keep it | Disable it ]
The Shroomery
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  [ show all ]
Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    #10602913 -

I've had my GF for 2 years now, small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me (the whole 9).

I left Friday on a riding trip came home Sunday and something just didn't seem right. Right away i notice that my GF doesn't seem right. So i asked my brother (he lives with me) if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless (almost like too clueless). I have my suspicions but nothing solid!!!

So fast forward to 3 days later (today)... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my brother red handed with his meat in my GF.

I couldn't believe it, i was pissed, i told him to get his meat out of my GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I went to my room and sat for a while to think. The decision was made and that night i packed up and kicked my GF to the curb.

since then i've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago i called my brother and he had the audacity to ask about my GF, when he's the damn reason i'm in this position. Really i just need to get on the market for another GF! A good one!!


Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg


--------------------
_______________________________________________________________________
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.




Edited by FireWater (07/01/09 02:06 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: FireWater]
    #10602922 -

HA!!!!!!!!!!


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: FireWater]
    #10602928 -

punch your brother, kick the hooker


--------------------


You're gonna get hurt real bad :smile:

They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: FireWater]
    #10602931 -

damn dude, sorry to hear that but you do seem to be taking it pretty well.  It's better to be angry rather than depressed, now ya just gotta take that angry energy out on something constructively.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: FireWater]
    #10602932 -

sounds hot


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Knowl3dge]
    #10602936 -

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10561560#10561560

Thanks though for ripping off 4 chan.


--------------------
All posts by this user are not to be taken seriously.
Seriously.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10602941 -

GF = George Foreman :foreheadslap:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: FireWater]
    #10602945 -

AsAboveSoBelow said:
punch your brother, kick the hooker


NastyDHL said:
damn dude, sorry to hear that but you do seem to be taking it pretty well.  It's better to be angry rather than depressed, now ya just gotta take that angry energy out on something constructively.


Click the link, folks...

Good one, Fire.


--------------------
The Mad Shroomer said:
People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: k4ge]
    #10602947 -

k4ge said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10561560#10561560

Thanks though for ripping off 4 chan.



--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: k4ge]
    #10602951 -

You're own bro? Man I would have beat that nigga's ass an good job kicking that bitch out!


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #10602953 -

:thumbup: got my slow ass HAHA


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10602962 -

AmericanPsycho said:
sounds hot


:lol:


--------------------
Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Kickle]
    #10602971 -

10/10 would do business again. A+++. Delivered on time, even added extra.


--------------------
:bobmarley:
"woah, that cat was really buggin out man, you should have put on some grateful dead so he could relax and enjoi his trip" -random shroomerite

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: k4ge]
    #10602972 -

k4ge said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10561560#10561560

Thanks though for ripping off 4 chan.


I was just hoping that not to many people saw it on this site. I'm getting them, hook, line, and sinker!


--------------------
_______________________________________________________________________
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #10602974 -

:rofl2: fuckin great

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Platinum]
    #10603058 -

Got me :thumbup:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: memes]
    #10603082 -

I wouldve stomped the shit out of my bro and kicking her to the curb was the right thing :thumbup:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: misfitdeviate]
    #10603089 -

It's hilarious how many people don't actually read the whole post. Click the link you tards:lol:


--------------------
The Prophecy!

Learn To Code

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: misfitdeviate]
    #10603090 -

misfitdeviate said:
I wouldve stomped the shit out of my bro and kicking her to the curb was the right thing :thumbup:


Read the post.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Caught my GF Red Handed !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10603095 -

blewmeanie said:
It's hilarious how many people don't actually read the whole post. Click the link you tards:lol:


80% of fuckers online read 20% of a post.

These statistics mean nothing and may have just popped into my head.


--------------------
The Mad Shroomer said:
People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  [ show all ]

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Damn, my gf snores JiggleThaHandle 529 6 03/20/04 07:37 AM
by DrWho
* Red wine Ripple 514 4 05/05/04 01:06 AM
by Hooty
* Red Rocks Dead Shows!
( 1 2 3 all )		 Phishgrrl 5,664 46 06/17/04 11:06 PM
by wandrnshaman
* Construction construction construction MOTH 710 4 04/14/04 04:28 PM
by MOTH
* Tomorrow at Red Rocks Cherk 1,285 14 07/08/03 01:00 AM
by purpleberries
* Red Dragon (spoilish) recalcitrant 1,633 9 06/21/22 07:04 AM
by Ima Trooper
* Panama Red Hooty 771 0 07/01/04 01:01 AM
by Hooty
* The Red Panda felix 1,081 11 01/04/09 09:01 PM
by danlennon3

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
4,416 topic views. 9 members, 128 guests and 170 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:
Happy Halloween from The Shroomery!

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.