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How can I get my gf stoned
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My girl wants to get high but she can't handle the smoke. She tells me that she can inhale but once she exhales she starts to cough and shit. And she doesn't feel any effects.

Now I doubt that she is inhaling at all. Otherwise she would get high.

I don't have a bong so what can I do in order to get her stoned?

Here is the weed I have. Superb me thinks :super::happyweed::raveface::awedance::peace:



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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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firecracker? simmer in milk and add vanilla? cook in olive oil and make pasta? i like pesto.

make butter and do something with it. You have a myriad of options and avenues to explore.


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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Cookies or chocolate cake are always a primo option.

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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One of those firecracker things. Cracker with peanut butter cooked on low temp with weed in the butter. THC is fat soluble as I'm sure you know.


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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firecracker, except thats not the traditional high... but if you want to spend alot of weed on her. Get her a good .5-1g nug make a few firecrackers. Wait until she gets high enough so that it doesnt hurt to much for her and have her take a hit or two. She will be high as a kite.

The only bad thing that could happen is if you eat weed.. your going to be high for longer so if she cant handle it.. which Ive never heard anyone use edibles as there first weed experience. It might be frightening or it might be amazing.

Only other choice would be light balb vape or a crack pipe from local smoke shop. Those oil burners, its like a glass ball on a stick with a hole in the middle. Meth pipe, crack pipe, ect.



ooooooooh Disregard everything else, this is probably the best thing to do. Do some knife hits. Get a good ammount ready for her. Heat up the knifes on the stove to high, wait 30-45 minutes until they are red. Take one knife, hit the little nug of weed so it sticks, then have the other knife and press them together. Thatll probably be perfect for her. She will get one good size bowl in one hit. Its not even that bad either, its mostly just vapor. Remember to have like a funnel or something to easily suck the smoke with and try to get it all.

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: Janamil]
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I don't think I wanna spend too much on trying to get her stoned.

I found an awesome chemical flask bong for £20 but she keeps giving me shit of how I should spend less (and tbh she is right :lol::shrug:)

I usually put tobacco in my joints but yesterday I smoked a pure joint it got me TOO high lol. I think I'll try rolling a fat pure j, put the burning tip in my mouth and blow while she inhales.

She needs to learn how to smoke weed men. Its the only way she'll stop whinning of how slowish I'm while baked.

Damn that chemistry bong was the shit. I reckon if I buy it and put it in the fridge only good things will come out of it :homerdrool:


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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dude if her lungs hurt a bong isnt going to help. Get a vape if your going to buy something. Just go get one of those crack pipes, all you do is inhale this vapor that gets you very, very high and just let her smoke out of the crack pipe until shes good.

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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How are your joints? Not too loose? A well rolled joint shouldn't burn...


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: Janamil]
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extract it with ethanol and drink the shit.. green dragon or whatever dumbass name people call it.. throw some weed in some high concentration ethanol and let it sit for a while.. crack it open on occasion and get shlitzfaced

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: LobsterSauce]
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shot gun a blunt into her nasal passage while shes inhaling during her sleep
ive done it to a friends before and it worked

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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you could bake some weed right on top of some good, fatty enchiladas.  It ads to the flavor, and you don't realize how deadly those enchiladas are until you eat a few with a nice, liberal amount of good herb baked in.


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: starfire_xes]
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or you could bake a fucking holiday ham with stuffing and mashed potatoes..

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: R10tGuNn3r]
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Jimtown said:
How are your joints? Not too loose? A well rolled joint shouldn't burn...


Yeah, they go out when I get uncomfortably high and don't want to toke no more :lol:


R10tGuNn3r said:
extract it with ethanol and drink the shit.. green dragon or whatever dumbass name people call it.. throw some weed in some high concentration ethanol and let it sit for a while.. crack it open on occasion and get shlitzfaced


I've always to perform a soxhlet extraction (or whatever its name was) and get sticky goodness. I tried it with a bunch of cheese for an organic food analysis class and I want to try the same shit but with weed instead of cheese. Hexane, THF, acetone should do a great job me thinks (though a chemist needs to point me to the most optimal solvent)


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: mellowparty]
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Solar hits man :cool:...Tricky, but ya can control the fine line between vaping the bud and burning it. Taste really good too :yesnod:












Or  :idea: ....You take a hit, then just pass the hit to her. As you exhale, she inhales. The smoke won't be harsh because of the moisture from your breath, and there's no heat from the lighter...Me and my ex would do this quite often just because it seemed we would get higher of a relatively small amount of weed...








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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: openmind]
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Shotgun it. Works awesome, you can blow it back and forth a couple times.

Waste not want not. :awesanta:


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: openmind]
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openmind said:








Solar hits man :cool:...Tricky, but ya can control the fine line between vaping the bud and burning it. Taste really good too :yesnod:












Or  :idea: ....You take a hit, then just pass the hit to her. As you exhale, she inhales. The smoke won't be harsh because of the moisture from your breath, and there's no heat from the lighter...Me and my ex would do this quite often just because it seemed we would get higher of a relatively small amount of weed...








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Great idea, this works well.

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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: idiotek]
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Quote:
Great idea, this works well.


Yeah I forgot to mention that. It still gets you high as balls though. Also can hurt as much as any normal bubbler/bong hit.

:shrug:

:bonghit2:


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: Niwita]
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Just give her one good hit from a gravity bong. It'll hurt like he'll, but one good rip and she will deff get blitzd. :thumbup:


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Re: How can I get my gf stoned [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
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Tell her to exhale all the way before she coughs

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