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OfflineSWEDEN
Miracle of Science

Registered: 10/25/04
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Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
06/09/11 02:25 PM

Greetings, fellow representative of a homogenized deific entity!
I represent the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For the past few millenium He's been trying to contact Jesus, but with little success. As intermediaries between these two powers, perhaps we could reach some discourse and eventually arrange a meeting between His Sauciness and Jesus, the implausibley resurrected Jewish zombie. 
May you also be touched by His noodly appendage and granted infinite wisdom into realms of pasta.
Yarrrr,
SWEDEN

P.S. The other day I spotted a wild feminist combing her leg hair with a toilet brush. Truly remarkable.
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