mycurious
starving student

Registered: 11/29/06 Posts: 1,136
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for getting the username first
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04/06/10 06:46 PM
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gawd how come nobodies thought of this yet?
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Angel_Above
Nobody

Registered: 09/25/08 Posts: 5,348 Last seen: 10 months, 18 days
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My first and only 0
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04/07/10 11:15 PM
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Well deserved, you little prick
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FedorEmelianenko said:
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j0nnyb0y05 said:
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FedorEmelianenko said:
i was driving around the "ghetto" trying to buy some kind bud , i see this black kid and ask him to hook me up he tells me to drive to some apartment complex , then gets off and he tells me to give him the money i asked to see the bud first but he told me the guy who sells does not want anyone but him going to his crib so i trust the fucker ... and give him 50 bucks , he never returns..
a few days go by and i go to the same place trying to score some green .. this time it was another black kid , i ask the same question and he tolds me to wait someone would take me to score some. as i wait in my car someone opens the door 2 people get in i look back and its the same dude that robbed me last time and he is with this white hoe.
i noticed him right away but acted cool , saying sup man? i think he knew who i was so he kept saying ( you are alright mang ) i took him to the store to buy some tea before scoring the bud.
when we arrive at the place to score the bud we all get off the car , he says how much u need? i said , nothing nigger and punched him in the face , he went down and i kept hitting him with elbows to the face , the stupid whote hoe tries to hit me , i pick the hoe up and kicked her in the face , she goes down ... i go back to the dude keep punching him till he does not move , blood everywhere i go back to the white hoe kick her at least 20 times in the face/stomach she is out. i go back back to the dude check for money and i scored 200 bucks.
i get in my car and leave.
well it sounds like you made the mistake in the first spot, dont give ppl money to "go get" the drugs. that happened to me once when i was 14. and second, you kicked a girl 20 times? you sound like a real man....
she is lucky i did not kill her , the black guy im not so sure 
Last Edited 04/07/10 11:17 PM
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deCypher

Registered: 02/10/08 Posts: 56,232
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Great poster though!
Last Edited 04/09/10 05:20 PM
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sucklesworth
Lick me where Ipee
Registered: 08/01/03 Posts: 54,259 Loc: If I was up yer ass you'd...
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nom nom
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WStallion
Stranger
Registered: 11/26/09 Posts: 80 Last seen: 10 years, 6 days
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Placebo joke
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04/08/10 04:49 PM
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FedorEmelianenko said: give him a random pill ( aspirin ) and tell him its a new pill that reduces the risk of a bad trip by 90% ... remember be serious about it. he will remember it when he starts to trip and will have a great time.
As a medical student I can only say well played
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Poid
Shroomery's #1 Spellir

Registered: 02/04/08 Posts: 40,372 Loc: SF Bay Area 
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Made me laugh...
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04/09/10 03:01 AM
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12359891#12359891
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FedorEmelianenko said: i drive like a faggot...
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HeadTripVertigo
at least I'm housebroken

Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 10,788 Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
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underage user
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