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Mr spindle vvulf😁 |
GOD Registered: 09/19/17 Posts: 748 Last seen: 1 month, 27 days |
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I am Lord Krishna, Lord of Sex. I have fucked 4.4 billion Goddesses. I have 749 million Goddess Virgin Mothers, and I have fucked all of them, millions of times each. My first Virgin Mother is the Hindu Goddess Kali Ma. She is also the HIndu Goddess Durga Mata. She is also the Hindu Goddess Parvati Ma. She is also the Hindu Goddess Kumari. She is also the Hindu Goddess Shakti. She is also the Buddhist Goddess Tara Ma. She is also the Goddess Virgin Mary. Her name is Ritu. All 749 million of my Goddess Virgin Mothers are her little sisters. I saved all the indigenous Earth Goddesses forever. I am the highest shaman to ever live, I am Om Krishna Gautauma Buddha. I am Supreme Lord of Sex, Yoga, Flying, Kung-Fu, Ninjutsu, Samurai, Plant Medicine, Rap, and every other Sacred Vijay Crow/Snake Art in Existence. In my Lord Shiva aspect I am worshipped as a giant stone phallus. I found Nirvana at age two. I am now 356 trillion years old. Ask me anything you want, but if you reply with anger, hatred, a tone of mockery, sarcasm, belittlement, or insults, I will not respond to you. Lord Krishna Masta Killa |
consecrated woman ✝️ Registered: 11/25/14 Posts: 1,531 Last seen: 3 months, 13 days |
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with 5 porn free shrooms Alyssa responded on 01/21/24 04:18 PM: |
Registered: 05/25/20 Posts: 5,485 |
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Never start eating crust
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Registered: 01/16/19 Posts: 1,919 Loc: Mississippi River Last seen: 4 seconds |
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dabadedabadieeeee |
OTD FOREVER Registered: 02/05/23 Posts: 2,055 Loc: Libertatia Last seen: 5 months, 11 days |
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May his will last through death itself! Last Edited 12/04/23 07:30 AM |
Registered: 09/30/11 Posts: 17,363 Last seen: 3 hours, 37 minutes |
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Yer' a righteous lad, one of the best of em ![]() You are handsom, you will kiss my family:') Last Edited 02/18/24 12:03 PM lifeiswhatyoumake responded on 12/20/23 02:06 PM: |
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist Registered: 08/01/23 Posts: 11,736 Loc: PNW Last seen: 20 minutes, 32 seconds |
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I think you deserve more than 4 shroomies GenesisCorrupted responded on 11/21/23 11:10 PM: |
Loyal to the foil Registered: 05/30/11 Posts: 6,573 Loc: Arrakis |
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In the annals of the Shroomery, tales of his valiant exploits echo through the ages. With a single leap, he soars through the sky, his powdered cape billowing like an ethereal banner of gallantry. His supersonic speed defies mortal comprehension as he thwarts the forces of malevolence, bringing solace to the downtrodden and hope to the desolate. Powdered Toastman's virtuous actions transcend the realm of the mundane, illuminating a path paved with righteousness and compassion. The oppressed find solace in his protective embrace, as his very touch ignites a flame of empowerment within their hearts. He does not waver in the face of adversity, for his unwavering commitment to justice acts as an impenetrable shield against the tides of darkness. His words, spoken with a commanding timbre, echo like thunder across the Shroomery. Wisdom flows through his lips, offering guidance to lost souls in need of direction. The sincerity of his voice, tempered with the strength of unwavering resolve, resonates with a melodic harmony that leaves all who hear it in a state of profound inspiration. |
I love you. Registered: 08/20/04 Posts: 32,765 Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co. |
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You're a legend
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Stranger Registered: 09/29/22 Posts: 15 Last seen: 3 months, 25 days |
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welcome(: |
Shoebox Ninja🥷 Registered: 07/17/12 Posts: 2,447 Loc: Fuck off pig!🐷 Last seen: 1 month, 29 days |
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You can call me peyote boy(: |
Stranger Registered: 05/08/22 Posts: 33 Last seen: 2 days, 4 hours |
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for a feng shui master! |
Master of Mistakes Registered: 09/01/22 Posts: 584 Last seen: 16 days, 2 hours |
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Quote: Bobgas responded on 03/09/23 06:00 AM: |
Actual Retard Registered: 04/01/22 Posts: 12,840 Loc: Hole Last seen: 36 minutes, 50 seconds |
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the smell of hobbits in the morning Tastes like 2nd breakfast Smellyhobbit responded on 11/30/22 05:07 PM: |
Bodhi Registered: 08/16/16 Posts: 27,994 Loc: The Primordial Mind |
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You're an amazing hooman
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splelling chceker Registered: 07/29/12 Posts: 14,828 Loc: FNQ Last seen: 1 hour, 38 minutes |
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In things that need tasting, should probably be someone who gets paid to sense the world
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Sugar Registered: 08/19/22 Posts: 10 |
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Welcome Ms Salley
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_Gods_&_Monsters_ Registered: 07/31/22 Posts: 17 Loc: Australia Last seen: 1 year, 8 months |
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Welcome 2 SHROOMERY:) |
Registered: 10/20/21 Posts: 6,359 Loc: Canada |
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took on 9 guys in the pub and lived to tell the tale
r3volution.gurl responded on 05/17/22 12:14 AM: | |||||
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