Home | Community | Message Board

World Seed Supply
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Viewing Redstorm's Ratings (259 General: 4.5 5.0 | 14 Trade: 5.0 ) Display: [ All | General | Trade ]  Sort: [ Rating | User | Date ]
[ See Ratings by Redstorm ] [ Rating Stats ] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | ... | 14 | Next >  [show all]
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole

Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 11 months
What am I?
06/25/05 02:28 PM

A thoughtful person who hews astonishingly closely to my own beliefs.
InvisibleYarry
Old Timer
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 23,762
For my bandmate
03/18/04 03:39 PM

rocking on the kazoo!
Offlinexjessesxgirlx
present

Registered: 01/14/04
Posts: 3,287
Loc: inside
Last seen: 16 years, 8 months
*5*
03/18/04 03:30 PM

for my future bandmate  :grin: but always remember. bros before hoes. lol
InvisibleXenophobic
Stranger

Registered: 05/24/03
Posts: 573
Even more worthless
11/13/05 07:47 PM

:smile:
Offlinexbloodwhipx

Registered: 02/24/12
Posts: 12,791
Last seen: 4 years, 9 months
Herez a rating
05/03/13 11:30 PM

That you really fucking earned :thumbup:

Quote:

Redstorm said:
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet




Last Edited 05/03/13 11:30 PM
Offlinewhiterabbit13
I'm late

Registered: 02/21/04
Posts: 1,360
Loc: Down the rabbit hole
Last seen: 18 years, 6 months
Signature
07/06/04 08:42 PM

Your Hitler signature is hillarious, and if Aje likes you then u must be ok.
InvisibleWhiskeyClone
Not here
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/25/01
Posts: 16,509
Loc: Longitudinal Center of Canada ...
+5
03/31/06 08:54 AM

Good luck with your guitar endeavors. There's a wealth of experience here in MA&L to help you.
Offlinewhatever123
Whatever I did, I'm sorry
Male User Gallery

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 2,613
Loc: San Diego, CA
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
good luck
06/04/06 10:05 PM

hitting 300
Invisiblewazza
.22 silenced

Registered: 01/04/07
Posts: 266
a good man here
02/09/07 11:30 PM

fair and just:cool:
Offlinewaterbug
just a figment
Female

Registered: 01/06/04
Posts: 3,322
Loc: where i live they grow ou...
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
*****
04/07/04 02:10 PM

kewl guy! :wink:
InvisibleVvellum
Stranger

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 10,920
bogonookeistlo
07/26/04 02:10 PM

good trade :smile: cool dude.
InvisibleVoidOfsPg
Stranger
Female User Gallery

Registered: 05/09/05
Posts: 4,899
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Now
10/23/06 12:25 AM

you have a reason to say

Burke > You

:grin:
OfflineViveka
refutation bias
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/21/02
Posts: 4,061
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Fuckface
02/02/06 03:07 PM

Another member of the Gillette fan club.  I got you guys nailed.  :wink:
InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 3,707
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
The prince of bugs!
02/01/09 02:43 PM

A polite, even-keeled and effective debater. Not ideologically driven and has a very independent, well thought out world view. Great addition to any thread as a voice of reason.

I wish I had an ounce of the patience you often display in the politics forum.  :cheers:
InvisibleVirgilKane
Miner for truth and delusion
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/17/05
Posts: 1,131
Loc: lowdown
Admirable actions...
11/13/05 02:31 PM

take balls. :cool:
Invisiblevinsue
Grand Old Fart
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 17,953
Loc: The Garden State(NJ) Flag
sorry.....
01/08/05 10:33 PM

been drinkin'.... :smirk:
InvisibleveggieM

Registered: 07/25/04
Posts: 17,538
Have a
02/14/07 01:04 AM

Happy Birthday!
InvisibleUnderNose
all out of bubble gum
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/04/06
Posts: 1,613
????????
06/05/06 05:26 AM

:confused:Why am I doing this :wink:
Offlineummikko
sika joka eilenn? on pelkk?sika

Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 1,222
Loc: Finland
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
Dope Farmer
03/20/04 03:29 AM

well done soldier.
OfflineTylerDurden
I sell soap

Registered: 06/08/07
Posts: 169
Loc: 1537 Paper St.
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
5 shrooms for you
07/06/07 03:09 PM

:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | ... | 14 | Next >  [show all]

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.023 seconds spending 0.01 seconds on 6 queries.