 imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw
 
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Re: Re: I think over the last 3 years I am owed $20,000 by crackheads
I think a keen idea to get a crackhead out of your house is to tie a bag of crack to a frisbee then throw the frisbee as far as you possibly can to get them out of your house.
But in the time it takes the crackhead to go find the frisbee and untie the crack and load it up and smoke it you will have obviously needed to move the crackheads stuff out of your house and change the locks.
Otherwise the crackhead uses squatter rights or some shit and can call the police and just say "no my name is not on a signed lease but I have paid undocumented rent and there is no proof I have not and since I have stuff in the house its proof I am a tenant and not a guest and you cannot throw me out without an eviction"
Lol the law works in strange ways. But if you could tie some crack or meth or both to a frisbee and throw it like 10 miles like some olympic super hero then you would have time to do this (maybe) while the crackhead chases down the frisbee across the landscape to get the drugs and load up the rig and spark up the torch and consume
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JonBa
Thor protected
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What the....
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05/17/21 12:34 PM
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What the fuck are we doing out here in the middle of the desert? Somebody call the police, we need help. We need help! We need help!
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masspan
chemin eclair
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you know why
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MorphinTime
Tulpa
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Hot dog
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03/15/21 11:54 AM
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With hot sauce and dill relish
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Sugabearcrisp
Not Your Average Bear
Registered: 10/14/19
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Party on
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01/31/21 08:35 PM
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Back atcha
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 ch0ppie
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Nice, take 5!
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gopher
Trusted Objectifier
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5 shrooms
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10/10/20 10:43 AM
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Bet Lost
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Srirachi
long gone
Registered: 10/18/05
Posts: 11,381
Loc: Fare Thee Well.
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:thumbup:
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07/29/20 01:23 AM
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Make Ratings Great Again
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3some
Haagse Harry
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A friend in need, is a friend indeed
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split_by_nine
DCLXVI
Registered: 07/12/18
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Loc: great basin
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take 5!
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whenmistweeps
here nor there
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appreciate the advice
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remake
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet
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High quality member
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06/18/20 08:30 PM
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Deserves
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Texas Honey Badger
No fucks given
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Great Poaster
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06/12/20 07:53 PM
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pirate-blues
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And back at you. Like I said, I care about people here more than I'd like to admit  .
And you hit the ban lottery right after your surgery too! Winner winner chicken dinner 
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feevers
Wanderer
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Back at ya man. Judging by your rating spree I'm guessing they hooked you up on the pain meds 
heal up!
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cekoxa
Keen
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Fungi_x
Firekeeper of OTD
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EDIT: Never Told me I'm Pretty
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06/06/19 05:35 PM
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or said nice things to me what an asshole! 
Told me im pretty and said nice things to me 
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Thermal Visions
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Avatar looks kinda like a booger wearing a Santa Hat from a distance. Said something nice to me once
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Niffla
Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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I'm sorry about your father, Spirit.
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03/05/19 08:37 PM
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Hang in there bud.
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Thesunbeam
Stranger
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I like your style
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03/02/19 09:50 PM
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 just keep doin you friend
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Magenta
I care!!
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You dare to counter rate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02/13/19 07:44 AM
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I invented ratings!!!!!!
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Geinstein
Shroomery addict
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For wishing me happy birthday! ! !
PS, what a talking mushroom! ! ?
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watermelon mon
Willow Trees
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Spirit_shadow well wishes to you fun member to the shroomery from long ago feel free to  anytime 
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder
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here's to another splendid reminder of your existence. you deserve all the best that life has to offer to such a special soul as yours. may every morning upon your awakening bring you the luck and positive guidance as to allow you to make your journey towards love, liberty and eternal bliss!
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