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Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,655
Capitan buzzkill
10/05/10 10:14 AM

Without fail, you can always count on Maurer to shit on your parade.

You met an attractive girl that's into you?
Maurer says she's fugly, has herpes, and will cheat on you within a week.

You like this new band a friend showed you?
Maurer thinks they sound like noise and are too simplistic.

You're proud of your nice new car?
Maurer tells you you're fucking dumb and should have bought used.

You just scored some acid for the first time in years?
Maurer tells you it's probably fake and you're not responsible enough to do drugs.

You and your wife just had your first born son?
Maurer tells you that you won't be able to afford him and he will probably die before he makes it to elementary school anyways.

You're excited because you just got married?
Maurer informs you that the bitch has been cheating on you for years, good luck faggot.

You're having a good day in general and wanted to spread your happiness?
Maurer tells you that he was happy once, which caused him to get colon cancer. Now he doesn't have an asshole and shits in a bag for the rest of his life. You're gonna get both colon cancer and Hep C, just because.

Maurer, I'm sorry your life sucks. Try not to be such a downer all the time and maybe it'll get better.

Last Edited 10/05/10 10:22 AM

Maurer responded on 05/08/11 07:25 AM:

My kid has a toy that looks like your avy. Some times I feel it has more of a life than you or the other mods here.

I loved and lost but I loved-ftw
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Registered: 06/06/07
Posts: 27,393
Loc: You get banned for saying... Flag
Last seen: 44 minutes, 47 seconds
weird looking bird there
09/12/10 12:42 PM

i'll see you on here as a puppet when we change our ipv4 settings accordingly

Registered: 10/26/03
Posts: 6,446
Last seen: 10 years, 3 months
Also if you have had people breaking into your house... Move to a place that's not a shithole :lol:
09/03/10 07:08 PM

My house is not a shithole, I was robbed while we were away.  They also decided to come back one night when my wife was home alone and I was out of town, she picked up the shotgun, pumped it, and he ran...seems to have solved the problem quickly and easily from my point of view, that being one where someone actually has to take care of themselves, not depend on wal-mart, and lives with mommy.

Maurer responded on 09/12/10 05:41 PM:

I wish I had a fat trucker wife with a shotgun handy at all times. Sexy...


Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 3,634
Loc: Californi-eh
Last seen: 5 years, 7 months
08/14/10 11:50 PM

Well now you should have 4 shrooms.
I guess 4 out of 5 isn't bad.
Fearless,one-eyed U.S.Marshall
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,508
Loc: Dirty South, NJ
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
I don't know...
07/04/10 01:53 PM

I just felt like it.


Maurer responded on 08/14/10 09:00 PM:

Well you have to wear a raincoat :lol: What is this high school?

And psychedelics :D
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Registered: 10/14/08
Posts: 2,685
Last seen: 10 months, 12 days
I love your outlook
07/01/10 11:37 PM

on food stamps, completely irrational and stereotypical.
very nice.

Maurer responded on 08/14/10 09:01 PM:

You can't afford to feed the fat chicks I understand :facepalm:


Registered: 10/14/00
Posts: 1,234
Loc: Waxahachie
This is because you are very, very stupid.
06/23/10 11:30 AM

Jews did live through it and in all honesty if Germany really hated them they wouldn't have bothered to keep them alive or feed them.

Maurer responded on 07/01/10 10:47 PM:

Well I guess I see what you did there.

Fractal Being

Registered: 01/25/10
Posts: 455
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
I pray to all that is holy that you are trolling.
05/17/10 03:31 AM

Girl Doesn't Like My Lifestyle

Maurer responded on 05/21/10 05:36 AM:

Yeah because if it has to do with being a drug user it's great. Grow up and be responsible. The guy wasn't responsible because the girl knew he did drugs dipshit. If people know that means you're at risk. I guess when the thread about probation time comes up we will see.

The matrix has you

Registered: 02/06/08
Posts: 2,515
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
05/16/10 10:28 PM


Too bad you didnt get banned for life, retard

Last Edited 05/17/10 10:33 PM

Maurer responded on 05/21/10 05:37 AM:

Cry all you want, that thread was fucking retarded, get a life or a job and quit bitching.

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Registered: 09/22/07
Posts: 2,215
Loc: Netherlands
Back At Ya
05/15/10 08:49 PM

Just Doing my Part.:tardpig:
Mr ?
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Last seen: 9 months, 28 days
for telling me what to do
04/23/10 07:04 PM

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Registered: 12/20/09
Posts: 574
Thanks for the advice and honest input.
04/22/10 01:57 AM

Just want to say thanks for the good input :awedance:
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Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 56,232
04/16/10 03:25 PM

so bad

Registered: 07/28/03
Posts: 5,130
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
good point man
04/11/10 02:34 PM

self control is a problem with many though
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Registered: 01/31/09
Posts: 2,467
Last seen: 9 years, 29 days
04/08/10 01:41 PM

made me lol in the squatting thread....

...not cool
Loves rain
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Registered: 07/28/09
Posts: 233
Loc: Floating around
Last seen: 3 years, 8 months
Very helpful and a good person
04/07/10 01:00 PM

Good man
Stranger with Candy
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Registered: 10/28/09
Posts: 2,636
Loc: USA Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
For adopting a puppy
04/07/10 01:00 PM

That's a good deed.  +5:mushroom2:
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Registered: 10/11/08
Posts: 1,374
Loc: Right Behind You
Last seen: 4 months, 29 days
You seem like a cool guy
04/04/10 02:32 PM

this bumps you to 4 :grin: :mushroom2:

Last Edited 04/04/10 03:12 PM
InvisibleSophistic Radiance
Free sVs!

Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
04/03/10 12:12 AM

Debate is healthy exercise. :cheers:

So you got bad ratings because you're down on stealing? WTF? I didn't know Shroomery was so fucking sketch.
I'm a teapot

Registered: 06/04/03
Posts: 39,201
Loc: Flag
Here's 5
04/02/10 11:26 PM

for being you.

Haters gonna hate, man.

Just keep doin thangs.

Registered: 02/06/10
Posts: 531
Loc: Florida
03/31/10 12:46 PM


Registered: 05/13/09
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03/31/10 02:56 AM


Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 4,630
Shame you have to be a thief to be accepted here
03/30/10 04:43 PM

Fucking wankers
What dreams are made of!

Registered: 02/21/10
Posts: 324
Last seen: 10 years, 7 months
my partner in crime
03/30/10 03:44 PM

Hay Buddy! you gave me some laughs through out this forum! 5:mushroom2:
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Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 13,636
Loc: Flag
03/20/10 01:29 AM

hey homeslice :rasta:
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