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so when i was about 15 years old, i would wait for my family to go to bed and i would take tub-margarine and coat some saran rap with it. i would take this and put it in between a couch cushion and the frame of the couch with a pillow between them. and then... obviously insert penis. i would gauge how "tight" i wanted it to be, simply, by applying pressure to the couch cushion. it worked out rather well.

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