LocN9ne
ɢᄋᄋd ԲᄋЯ ᄁᄋȚᅢΙᄁɢ ᄂᄋ₩ᄂΙԲᄐ

Registered: 04/17/15 Posts: 7,076 Loc: to the brain
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.

Registered: 06/22/12 Posts: 15,270 Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
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You definitely got into somethin
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11/29/13 11:30 PM
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Quote: this one time me and my drinkin budddies got these fuckin hookers and the one broad was preggers and so naturally we all are fightin to mount this heifer n after we all fill her with spunk i lay claim to the gal and make the other guys stand back and i get to fistin her, all furious like... the stank of her acidic vag and burgerking spunk is gettin me all hot n bothered, im really goin at it, ted and archie are even sayin 'damn dontcha thing shes had enough?' - this only encourages, so iz reached up there with all my might n grabbed that lil sucker by its barely formed neck n violently pulled em out of her uterus, then i had my buddies stomp it up then we fed it to her and the other white whore and forced them to snowball the nasty cummy fetus paste while i pointed a gun at the two of em BUT then i went n knocked the fellas off the third skank and proceed to straddling the preteen thai tranny, squeezin out a righteous load of diarrhea from the padthai i had the stupid thing slut get me before comin to the room... needless to say i made the twos white gals swallow that fetus, respectively, and then vomit it all up on the tranny and then roll around in it in a heap of hooker filth on the bed while i finished up myself one hand on my cock and the other still pointin the gun... fuckin wasnt lettin them touch me after all that, the sick little fucks - and the fellas are just taken a back, pissed off - n im just wearin this shit eatin grin
Had me rollin!
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sun_spots
Good boob day

Registered: 02/27/10 Posts: 14,306 Loc: Nirvana Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
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Extremely creative!
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02/12/13 07:10 AM
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Kickle
Wanderer

Registered: 12/16/06 Posts: 19,547 Last seen: 2 months, 21 days
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Waiting for the worms
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02/25/11 10:27 PM
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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw

Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 33,064 Loc: You get banned for saying that  Last seen: 1 hour, 21 minutes
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you sir, are a character
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02/20/11 10:29 AM
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"if yall wrongfully lynch me it will be the end of all yeez I can tell you that much... I for one actually GIVE A FUCK ENOUGH to put MY OWN NECK ON THE LINE so as to actually take it to these mafioso sonabitches and not just sit back and let them run buck wild... what will be left if yall wrongfully lynch me, huh!? a bunch of all talk and no balls to actually take action... if yallz hang me, one of your own, yall lose your best damn asset, I just know mafiosos gunna knife each one of ya for 5 nights straight before any of you pansy ass-fuckin liberal "guns are yucky!" pacifist grass fed thoughtfully impotent shits get enough gall to even lynch one sorry motherfucker...
basically yall can rot in hell for all i cur if you dont see how i am innocent of such accusations
now come on you good townspeople, I expect some support here, god dammit you know who you are!
im good hard workin folk and ive been workin this land for years, farms in the family for generations, I cant believe you could disgrace and lynch a shining example of the perfect american working man"
which is why you deserve this rating 
hilarious!
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DrMambo
hamburger time

Registered: 04/06/04 Posts: 6,197 Loc: 53rd & 3rd Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Mike is my kinda chicken.
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AsAboveSoBelow
The matrix has you
Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 2,515 Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
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u were my first rating
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01/25/11 07:19 AM
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I finally give you 5!
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zergroz

Registered: 09/27/10 Posts: 500
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loloololol
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13789628
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deXtrous
complete tool

Registered: 04/24/06 Posts: 1,743 Loc: Australia Last seen: 22 hours, 27 minutes
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you sir are a dick.
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Primal Glitch
literally just vibing

Registered: 05/06/07 Posts: 4,902 Loc: 🌎 
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Waking up is weird...
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10/23/10 12:50 PM
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Mr Fantasy
Explorer of Inner Space

Registered: 08/31/09 Posts: 375 Loc: midwest Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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The ledges were so awesome, can't wait to get down there again. It was awesome to hang out with you, hope to see you next time.
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NetDiver
Wandering Mindfuck
Registered: 08/24/09 Posts: 6,024 Loc: Everywhere and Nowhere Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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good contributor
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09/07/10 10:31 AM
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to the philosophy forum.
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joshisstoned
Motorcycle Enthusiast

Registered: 05/24/09 Posts: 3,544 Loc: Ohio Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
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Killer Dude!
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09/01/10 12:25 PM
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your a fuckin cool dude. Gave great literature advice as well. Rage!
This dude should be trusted on all levels!
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Adamist
ℚṲℰϟ✞ЇѺℵ ℛ∃Åʟḯ†У

Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 10,211 Loc: Bloomington, IN Last seen: 11 years, 4 months
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really cool guy
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08/30/10 03:03 PM
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Had an epic weekend with you brotha.. looking forward to many more to come!
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MushroomTrip
Dr. Teasy Thighs

Registered: 12/02/05 Posts: 14,794 Loc: red panda village Last seen: 5 years, 4 months
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You're ok...
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08/25/10 04:23 PM
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I suppose.
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Todcasil
rogue DMT elf

Registered: 08/08/99 Posts: 16,381 Loc: Crawling on the floor... Last seen: 11 years, 10 months
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Fucking righteous guy right here! I'm glad you stuck around for a few at the NE gather with me and The Secretary, because it's cats like you who make me want to move to the East coast 
Best quote, NE Gathering '10 (roughly approximated from my holographic brain catologue)
"Why would you tell anybody about your Necrophilia? That's the sort of thing you take to the grave..."

Thou Art God, brother! And may peace favor your sword!


~A. Casil
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Epilson Lyrae
Armed with hammers

Registered: 04/07/09 Posts: 5,561 Loc: Woody Creek
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Lot's of fun
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06/25/10 09:21 AM
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It was a pleasure to meet you and you made the gathering all that much more fun. Peace
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Muppet
Nomadic Jester

Registered: 08/14/02 Posts: 28,785 Loc: (523) 327-2836 Last seen: 15 years, 5 months
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andrewss for shizzle
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06/23/10 06:23 PM
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it was great meeting you mang...hopefully we will have the chance to see each other again sometime
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Deekay

Registered: 09/07/08 Posts: 3,220 Loc:  Last seen: 4 years, 11 months
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Om Nom Nom
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06/22/10 04:33 PM
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You are a true master of gravy stirring It was one hell of a time hanging out with you until the wee hours of the morning!
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auxiliary
Mr.

Registered: 05/03/09 Posts: 2,278 Loc: Thatoneville Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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I made a promise
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06/19/10 07:37 PM
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didn't I? Here ya go kid!
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