taco64 said:

? Hypothetically in a fictional story, my pet Turtle had an eighth of mush in his shell and crawled into a shell gas station for Turtle snacks. After Turtle left the store and crawled home to his pond , he realized his flies he purchased were with him but the booms weren't with Turtle . Turtle freaked out and crawled very fast back to the store and they weren't to be found, however an employee was sweeping outside and Turtle is afraid of who came across them and where they ended up? Turtle is paranoid and freaked out

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indica said:

I'd call the RSPCA and report them for animal abuse if your pet turtle has access to shrooms
that's seriously messed up bro

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I later bumped into some people and asked them if they knew how I could get home... they said they didn't know so I started throwing all my money and drugs (like an ounce of k, a heap of acid, mdma, xanax, dmt, mescaline, DOC, 2ce and some other shit I can't remember) into the air. They gathered it all up and tried to give it back to me but I just threw it in the air again and ran off. Apparently they chased me trying to give it back to me according to eyewitnesses but I kept screaming "i dont need this shit" and ran off towards a mountain.

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indica said:

you should track him down and murder his whole family [in reference to a cop]

i will donate $500 towards your cause

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(although you probably havent even read this article because you're all 14 year old dxm drinking pubfags leaching money out of your mothers purse to buy cough syrup and dank nugz from a toothless hillbilly)

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