saxcidjazz

Registered: 06/02/09 Posts: 1,831 Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
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Morality
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12/27/10 09:49 PM
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Re: Re: Situation: So you find purse, what would you do?
Good to see that there are other people with brains out there... even on the Shroomery!
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Paw_Paw
OTD`s Cranky Hyperetard

Registered: 08/20/09 Posts: 14,293 Loc: Northern Hemisphere Last seen: 1 year, 7 months
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Heres your reply
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12/31/10 01:07 AM
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Poo sniffin is ok with me
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shroomnymph
big mamma

Registered: 11/29/10 Posts: 386 Loc: Canada  Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
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straight up :thumbup:
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03/03/11 02:33 PM
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i enjoyed your posts regarding the labia
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broken
455 member(s)

Registered: 09/07/10 Posts: 14,063 Loc: fuckyeah! Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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one funny bastard
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03/07/11 01:52 AM
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vandago said:
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caphillkid said: wow serious fag fest going on above me
It just sounds like he fell into a dumpster of gay.
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Humility
Working on it

Registered: 10/07/08 Posts: 6,745 Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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I LIKE YOUR
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04/05/11 10:22 AM
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Fuckin' dog man . He looks like 100+ lbs of awesome.
vandago responded on 04/05/11 02:36 PM:
He def is. He's my favorite thing on this earth with a pulse.
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Joolz

Registered: 09/19/10 Posts: 3,614 Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
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That laugh deserved a rating.
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04/13/11 07:47 PM
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vandago said: Ok here's a very recent one ( yesterday morning ) that I HAD to share.
So me and my partner woke up ( my ex gf ) and I was trying to get her in the mood so I went down on her at like a 45 degree angle like > so my ass as about 3 feet from her face and I was licking her clit and labia with my tounge. Well right before this I got up and took a piss and chugged some ginger ale ( I drink a lot of ginger ale ) . Well while I was licking her for a good 10 minutes, she came all over my mouth and face and I kept going......bad idea.....I continue to lick and all the sudden get intense acid reflux disease and and try to hold it back, but I burped up stomache acid and ginger ale foam and it CAME OUT MY NOSE all over her vagina, and she was so wet she didn't notice, and I started laughing hysterically, I just couldn't help it, along with having my nose burning like crazy, and just ripped a massive rotten fart right by her face.
Needless to say the mood was beyond killed after that 
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SuicidalWinds
Mescaline Enthusiast

Registered: 07/02/11 Posts: 173 Loc: Ohio  Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
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MY HERO
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08/30/11 03:49 AM
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14121149/fpart/1/vc/1
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naum

Registered: 10/09/07 Posts: 4,069
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Sounds like you've got a hard life
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02/21/12 12:58 PM
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I hate meeting girls parents. I just think about how I peed all over her naked body like 3 nights prior and I'm talking to her dad about what my career options re.
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MushyMatt
LSD-25

Registered: 10/13/11 Posts: 2,551 Loc: Under a Mushroom Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
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Goin far in life?
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02/21/12 09:13 PM
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What's your career options?
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tweekingTwak
shroomery sage
Registered: 03/19/12 Posts: 1,154 Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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generic rating
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04/07/12 08:42 AM
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generic rating
Last Edited 06/04/13 09:31 PM
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CidneyIndole
www.shroomery.OG

Registered: 05/16/05 Posts: 4,762 Loc: Love's Secret Domain
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Because.....
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08/20/12 10:14 PM
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.... you seem like a decent dude. Real Dude.
And I generally like having you around. Even though I think you're totally wrong about this douche-nozzel, and should have kept his rate at its original zero. 
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/viewratings.php?type=1&usernum=201390
But to each their own. Also, how the hell had I not given you 5 before this? Sorry about that, and here ya go.
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Ellis Dee
Archangel

Registered: 06/29/01 Posts: 13,104 Loc: Fire in the sky Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
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Fellow Ohioan
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02/19/13 03:51 AM
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Fuck our State though. With a sandpaper dildo. I'm going to move to Michigan I fuckin' swear.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/17822853#17822853
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LordSenate
One of the Lost

Registered: 09/15/02 Posts: 37,093 Loc: First Circle of Hell
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Here ya go
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Synth Ethics
substitution
Registered: 05/18/09 Posts: 5,525
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5 shrooms for beign that open about your situation toward MXE. There is no doubt that you have saved a few peoples who will re-think there use after reading your post.
Last Edited 07/10/13 07:58 PM
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MrBlueYoMind
Don't do drugs (Without me)
Registered: 04/27/11 Posts: 3,753 Last seen: 1 month, 22 days
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Demonic_Chronic
The Plague Doctress

Registered: 08/10/08 Posts: 4,199 Loc: PNW 
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dudes a riot
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07/12/13 09:11 AM
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Never a dull moment when this guys awake haha
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Blend
afferent orchestra

Registered: 08/16/06 Posts: 2,957
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Best of luck
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09/12/13 10:37 PM
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In breaking the addiction. The post was heartbreaking but is truly a service to the community. Thank you.
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Magenta
I care!!

Registered: 06/14/09 Posts: 20,323 Loc: The land of plenty Last seen: 2 months, 14 days
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Hey man, great posts
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12/14/13 10:28 PM
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"Don't litter"

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Big_Dave said: Hahaha like the human centipede. And dogs definitely eat shit. I had a couple dogs at one point and the one would eat the others shit all the time but never its own. At times when I'd let them both out at the same time I'd look out the window and see the little fucker standing there behind the other waiting for the shit to drop out to eat it. It was the worst and there was no stopping it. Shoo him away and 5 minutes later he'd be right back there to get the shit he left on the ground. This is all I can think about when I see someone letting their dogs lick them all over the face. It's like oh no dude, you gotta stop. That shit is so trife.
Your dog has a potassium deficiency. He's eating poop to recycle it. All you have to do is give him a banana periodically...not only does it imitate the turd, but it is packed full of potassium goodness. If you give your dog a lot of bones to clean his teeth, brush them a lot, and keep him up to par on his/her essentials, a dogs mouth is most definitely cleaner then a humans.
I see it being just as bad as.....Yo that girl just ate a big mac, smoked a cigarette, and chugged a coke 2 hours ago and hasn't brushed yet, and you are going to let her stick her tongue down your throat?
I say fuck it.
....not the dog....the worry.......
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setb
10th level beer nerd
Registered: 01/30/11 Posts: 2,580
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for you
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evileye001
Stranger then you

Registered: 02/23/13 Posts: 2,341 Last seen: 2 months, 10 days
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for your advice.
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12/29/13 12:37 AM
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vandago said: She's going to do what she's going to do regardless. You can tell her how you feel, but it's about how you tell her. Don't give her a reason to rebel out of spite towards you....unless you like being cheated on.....because trust me....I've been cheated once or twice or a handful of times...and it was always when I got to that same point you are at.....feeling eachother grow apart, and doing everything you think you can to keep things the way they were....
It's a rough time in a relationship, and it's a test of both of your love....can she stay by your side no matter how much attention and excitement she craves? Can you stand to watch her semi self destruct, and support her? Will you be able to sleep knowing she's out having a good time without you? Will she feel comfortable having a good time or will she be stressed at how you're going to act right when she walks in the door? Are you going to ask questions....or know the answers? You're in love...act like it 
that may have been the best advice iv ever gotten... ever.
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