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Offlinesaxcidjazz
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Morality
12/27/10 09:49 PM

Re: Re: Situation: So you find purse, what would you do?

Good to see that there are other people with brains out there... even on the Shroomery!
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Heres your reply
12/31/10 01:07 AM

Poo sniffin is ok with me:snowman:
Offlineshroomnymph
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straight up :thumbup:
03/03/11 02:33 PM

i enjoyed your posts regarding the labia
Offlinebroken
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one funny bastard
03/07/11 01:52 AM

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vandago said:
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caphillkid said:
wow serious fag fest going on above me







It just sounds like he fell into a dumpster of gay.


OfflineHumility
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I LIKE YOUR
04/05/11 10:22 AM

Fuckin' dog man :smile:.  He looks like 100+ lbs of awesome.

vandago responded on 04/05/11 02:36 PM:

:smile:  He def is.  He's my favorite thing on this earth with a pulse.

OfflineJoolz
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That laugh deserved a rating.
04/13/11 07:47 PM

:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:

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Ok here's a very recent one ( yesterday morning ) that I HAD to share.

So me and my partner woke up ( my ex gf ) and I was trying to get her in the mood so I went down on her at like a 45 degree angle like > so my ass as about 3 feet from her face and I was licking her clit and labia with my tounge.  Well right before this I got up and took a piss and chugged some ginger ale ( I drink a lot of ginger ale ) .  Well while I was licking her for a good 10 minutes, she came all over my mouth and face and I kept going......bad idea.....I continue to lick and all the sudden get intense acid reflux disease and and try to hold it back, but I burped up stomache acid and ginger ale foam and it CAME OUT MY NOSE all over her vagina, and she was so wet she didn't notice, and I started laughing hysterically, I just couldn't help it, along with having my nose burning like crazy, and just ripped a massive rotten fart right by her face.

Needless to say the mood was beyond killed after that :blush:


OfflineSuicidalWinds
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MY HERO
08/30/11 03:49 AM

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14121149/fpart/1/vc/1 :heart:
Invisiblenaum
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Sounds like you've got a hard life
02/21/12 12:58 PM

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I hate meeting girls parents.  I just think about how I peed all over her naked body like 3 nights prior and I'm talking to her dad about what my career options re.




:lolsy:
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Goin far in life?
02/21/12 09:13 PM

What's your career options?
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generic rating
04/07/12 08:42 AM

generic rating

Last Edited 06/04/13 09:31 PM
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Because.....
08/20/12 10:14 PM

.... you seem like a decent dude. Real Dude.

And I generally like having you around. Even though I think you're totally wrong about this douche-nozzel, and should have kept his rate at its original zero. :wink:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/viewratings.php?type=1&usernum=201390

But to each their own.
Also, how the hell had I not given you 5 before this? Sorry about that, and here ya go.  :grin:
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Fellow Ohioan
02/19/13 03:51 AM

:mushroom2:

Fuck our State though. With a sandpaper dildo. I'm going to move to Michigan I fuckin' swear.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/17822853#17822853
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+5
03/14/13 07:02 PM

Here ya go
InvisibleSynth Ethics
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hey
03/30/13 07:36 AM

5 shrooms for beign that open about your situation toward MXE.
There is no doubt that you have saved a few peoples who will re-think there use after reading your post.

Last Edited 07/10/13 07:58 PM
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04/21/13 06:12 PM

:mushroom2:
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dudes a riot
07/12/13 09:11 AM

Never a dull moment when this guys awake haha
InvisibleBlend
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Best of luck
09/12/13 10:37 PM

In breaking the addiction. The post was heartbreaking but is truly a service to the community. Thank you.
OfflineMagenta
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Hey man, great posts
12/14/13 10:28 PM

"Don't litter"

:hug:






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Big_Dave said:
Hahaha like the human centipede. And dogs definitely eat shit. I had a couple dogs at one point and the one would eat the others shit all the time but never its own. At times when I'd let them both out at the same time I'd look out the window and see the little fucker standing there behind the other waiting for the shit to drop out to eat it. It was the worst and there was no stopping it. Shoo him away and 5 minutes later he'd be right back there to get the shit he left on the ground. This is all I can think about when I see someone letting their dogs lick them all over the face. It's like oh no dude, you gotta stop. That shit is so trife.




Your dog has a potassium deficiency. He's eating poop to recycle it.  All you have to do is give him a banana periodically...not only does it imitate the turd, but it is packed full of potassium goodness.  If you give your dog a lot of bones to clean his teeth, brush them a lot, and keep him up to par on his/her essentials, a dogs mouth is most definitely cleaner then a humans.

I see it being just as bad as.....Yo that girl just ate a big mac, smoked a cigarette, and chugged a coke 2 hours ago and hasn't brushed yet, and you are going to let her stick her tongue down your throat?

I say fuck it.

....not the dog....the worry.......




Last Edited 09/01/16 09:53 AM
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12/28/13 10:19 PM

for you
Offlineevileye001
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for your advice.
12/29/13 12:37 AM

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She's going to do what she's going to do regardless.  You can tell her how you feel, but it's about how you tell her.  Don't give her a reason to rebel out of spite towards you....unless you like being cheated on.....because trust me....I've been cheated once or twice or a handful of times...and it was always when I got to that same point you are at.....feeling eachother grow apart, and doing everything you think you can to keep things the way they were....

It's a rough time in a relationship, and it's a test of both of your love....can she stay by your side no matter how much attention and excitement she craves?  Can you stand to watch her semi self destruct, and support her?  Will you be able to sleep knowing she's out having a good time without you?  Will she feel comfortable having a good time or will she be stressed at how you're going to act right when she walks in the door?  Are you going to ask questions....or know the answers?  You're in love...act like it :smile:




that may have been the best advice iv ever gotten... ever.
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