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OfflineScrewup
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NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK
      05/14/23 08:42 AM

Are you tired of scouring the forums and getting different answers? Do you see posts of people saying they get cracker dry shrooms in 6 hours at 120F even though you dried yours for 8 hours at 130F and they got bendy again in a week? GUESS WHAT NEW FIRE UNDENIABLE STANDARD DEHYDRATION TEK FOR MUSHROOMS JUST DROPPED.

Tools needed:
1. A dehydrator either new or used that can go up to 160F and be used for 24 hours.
2. Food grade Desiccant packs that allow for reuse.
3. Air tight jars whether plastic or glass.
4. Fucking fresh ass wet stanky mushrooms (poorly dried shrooms can be substituted).
5. A scalpel or your gorilla ass hands to tear apart thick meaty fucking 100 grammer shrooms.

Steps to be taken:
1. Plug that dehydrator in because you’re not here to fuck around.
2. Grab your favorite wet shrooms (this can be where you slice thick chunkers in half) and toss them on the trays.
3. Surprise motha fucka toss 2-4 desiccant packs in with the shrooms in the dehydrator for each quart jar you plan on stuffing. You add the desiccants packs into the dehydrator as well so they can be void of moisture and work properly the first time.
4. Click some buttons and change the temperature to 160F and the time to 24HRs.
5. You guessed it now you gotta wait.
6. After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.

I WILL NOW ACCEPT Q&A.

Q. Can I use any other method such as X, Y, or Z?
A. No shuttup. I don’t care about how a Pacific Islander African tribe does this in some remote part of the world. This is the most standard and undeniable way that it will dry your shrooms to where you will have no issues after you open them months or years from now (1).

Q. I’m worried about my carbon foot print from using the dehydrator and its ecological impact. Is there anything I can do about this?
A. You can quit being a sissy nanny and get over it. Corporations pollute an unimaginable magnitude higher than all the humans in the world. Nothing you do will match or offset their greed and hate for the environment.

Q. I’ve read from multiple 18 year old threads that high heat or prolonged exposure to high heat can degrade or damage the actives. Should I change the time/temperature?
A. Did you not read a single fucking word of my from gods mouth to your ears post? NO 24 HOURS AND 160F. During the act of drying you will lose some amount of actives but overall will be negligible.

Q. 30$ is a lot of money and I can’t afford it. What can I do?
A. Get a job, suck 20 dicks, or buy a used one for 5$-20$. You’re gonna have so many mushrooms you ain’t know what to do with them all eventually and it’ll pay for itself 100x over.

Q. Do you have any pictures? I’m a very visual person.
A. I do have pictures but you’re not going to get them because you needa get some points for your free pizza from accelerated reading somehow.

Q. I don’t feel like my food grade reusable desiccant packs are being properly dried. Is there a better way to do it?
A. RTFM. Your desiccant pack should come with instructions on how to properly dehydrate/recharge them. Mine mention 0.5-2 hours baked at 200F-250F.

Q. I’m unable to find answer to my question here. Is there someway I can contact you?
A. No I’m too busy being a troll and providing obtuse/abstract answers to new peoples post. Any questions will be promptly ignored. 

Foot notes.
(1). There are no guarantees or warranties from implicit or otherwise stated facts. If you have issues maybe you should get a tissue.


Edited by Screwup (05/14/23 09:27 AM)

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