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alcoholism a disease palmersc 06/06/06 05:53 PM
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Re: alcoholism a disease
      06/08/06 04:46 PM

"Uh, my name's Randy, and, uh, I just really like beer."

"You have to admit that you're an alcoholic."

"But, I don't really know that I'm an alcoholic."

"Then why are you here?"

"Because I got a DUI, and so I'm required to attend AA meetings for two weeks. I was stupid one night and drank too much, and then drove a car. That was dumb and I'm not going to do it again."

"Randy, you are powerless to make that decision. The only thing that works is the twelve step program. Step one is admitting that you are powerless to control your drinking. Only then can you move on to the other twelve steps, like, believing in a higher power, God, makes you stop drinking, and then turning your life over to that God, and humbly asking God to remove your weaknesses "

"Wait wait wait, hold on, uh, I never knew that Alcoholics Anonymous was a religious thing."

"It's not religious, you just have to admit that there is some kind of God which has power over you and turn your life over to that God and ask him for forgiveness. That's the twelve step program, not religion."

"Look, I really just need to cut down on my drinking and never drive a car drunk again."

"You can't just cut down on your drinking, Randy. You need to know something. You have a disease."

*Randy becomes shocked*

"Uh... a disease?"

"That's right. Alcoholism is a disease. You're sick, Randy. You're very very sick. And just like with most diseases, you can't cure it yourself. And it's deadly!"

Nevertheless, the next scene is Stan walking into his house to find his father, Randy, wrapped up in blankets on the couch, beer bottles laying around everywhere. :lol:

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. * * Re: alcoholism a disease MarkostheGnostic   06/09/06 10:19 AM
. * * Re: alcoholism a disease palmersc   06/09/06 12:32 PM
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. * * Re: alcoholism a disease MarkostheGnostic   06/07/06 11:31 PM
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