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Name Jess Fucket (Paige Swanson)  
Title Natural Philosopher  
Total Posts 63  
Average Posts Per Day 0.26
Gender Female Female
Homepage https://tinyurl.com/whyluxiquit  
Occupation Severely autistic nuc eng, now sex worker  
Hobbies Astrophysics, hypergeometry, SR, GR  
Location UM -> Fla -> Seattle = Joy -> Hell -> Life  
Bio I helped somebody else grow these little beauties so we could have psychedelic pizza. I talked to God, and she explained a lot, now that it's too late.

She also said that she'd like to speak to me again when I get a chance. So as long as I'm just laying around learning shit and waiting to die; I figure I might as well grow illegal drugs.

But it's not only agriculture. I'm just as interested in the metabolism of these fascinating creatures.

They look like plants, so we pretend they are. But their bodies are warm for the same reason you are. This organism is a whole different kind of alien life — much like the Borg:

If you're a caterpillar, they prick you with thin silver hyphae, inject nanoprobes, and you stop doing what you're doing. You stare straight ahead and turn gray. You remain unchanged, except you are now assimilated into the collective meta-organism. You exist only to serve it.

Here are the 3 Laws of Life. Learn them well:

1. Truth is not beauty.
2. Knowledge is not power.
3. You ain't fo' shee-yit. (ego death)

Also of note:
The Future is not like on The Jetsons.

...But I'll bet George watches PornHub. So does Jane, his wife, his daughter Judy, and his boy Elroy.

God knows I do. At 43, there may not be time enough for love, but there's still time for nubbin rubbin'.  
Registered On 05/29/23 12:29 PM  
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Yeah, I'm Real Smart. It's not my fault. I understand everything and control nothing. I'm a horrible genetic mutation like the X-Men. It's a curse from God. Or Slim Shady did it, or some shit. Here, free wisdom from The Gifted Child:
Truth is not beauty.
Knowledge is not power.
 
Especially for you. Now get outta here.

"But oh, Latter-Day Zarathustra, whatever shall we do?"

Gaze in the box and heed these words:
Eat them kitty-cat turds.


Now go away before I call the police.    Reddit: u/Miss_Understands_


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