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InvisibleCowgold
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So my mom wants a boob job
    #7597841 - 11/05/07 09:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

and wants me to cosign for her. Now she's mad because I told her I don't want to discuss her boobs with her. I'd rather discuss it with the interenets.

I wish this was just a joke.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597856 - 11/05/07 09:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This thread sucks!


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597857 - 11/05/07 09:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Pics plz


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Silversoul]
    #7597858 - 11/05/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hold on let me call her.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597864 - 11/05/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

how old is she.

is she married.

why does she want them (personal self-confidence or just to get guys)

either way - its an odd situation for you


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: memes]
    #7597870 - 11/05/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is useless without pics.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: memes]
    #7597872 - 11/05/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

She's 47, isn't married and it's probably both. I told her no that she'll be going to the doctor for everything she thinks is wrong with her.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597874 - 11/05/07 10:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

just be a good son and get your mommy some mammies.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597879 - 11/05/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if one has to take out a loan for fake boobs....then one probably cannot afford fake boobs.

and yeah..if my mom asked me to cosign for someboobs it would totally give me the heebie jeebies too
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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7597884 - 11/05/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:fuck that....i would never sign for my mom


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: greys]
    #7597889 - 11/05/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'd rather finance anything than pay cash.

I need to see a doctor about the damage she's caused. I'm a little more fucked up now.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597899 - 11/05/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

tell her you'll cosign for that if she cosigns for the loan to pay for the psychiatrist for you


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597902 - 11/05/07 10:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"I'll suck your nipple again if it makes you feel any better." :eek:


When women get older their breasts diminish. Some yearn back to when they were "most female", ie lactating. Hence the later-age breast enlargements.

She should make her own decision but chances are that on a deeper level she likes her estrogens enlarged, not her breasts.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597912 - 11/05/07 10:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I had this one highschool friend who's Mom would regularly get collagen injections into her lips.

So like every 1st friday of the month she would come home looking like a duck

and we would be all stoned, going: "Quack, quack, quack..."

and laughing like a motherfucker.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: greys]
    #7597915 - 11/05/07 10:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

greysRDbest said:
if one has to take out a loan for fake boobs....then one probably cannot afford fake boobs.





dude, she'll pay it back with like 1 months worth of titty-dancing.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
    #7597986 - 11/05/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't even understand how anyone can even perceive breast implants as bigger, more robust breasts. If I didn't know breast implants were an actual, established cosmetic operation, I'd just think they were some kind of satirical idea — poking fun at the many women lacking endowment and their desire to gain some. Putting silicone, cup-shaped implants into a woman's chest to make her look like she has big breasts? :lol: Sometimes you just have to accept that man can't play god; and shoving rocks in your chest is a sorry-ass excuse for it. I'm sorry, but, in my opinion, you're mom's stupid (as is anyone who even ackowledges implants).



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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: JunkFood]
    #7597993 - 11/05/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well said.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: JunkFood]
    #7598008 - 11/05/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

boob implants do suck.

i like to bite boobs and feel the flinch.  those surgeries kill teh nervs so there is no flinch :crankey:


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: pong]
    #7598014 - 11/05/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The thing is: They don't even look good! The very reason women get them, in the first place!

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: JunkFood]
    #7598033 - 11/05/07 11:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

We're not talking about a prissy petite framed girl who wants a bigger bust. She probably just wants to reverse gravity.


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