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OfflineJalruza
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Anyone want a British passport?
    #5524607 - 04/17/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If your a citizen of US, Canada or Australia, read on! You can be living a posh wankers life in the Kingdom of POMs (prisoner of her majesty).

If it sounds like you than we can make a deal, i will trade you my British passport along with all documents, a complete national identity in return for your countries' counterpart.

WHat are you wating for??? Send me a PM and lets freaking do dis! A whole new life in the UK! EH! EH!!?


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524647 - 04/17/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Come on, dont reply all at once!


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524651 - 04/17/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how old are you?


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: pong]
    #5524671 - 04/17/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Old enough to know the diffference between POMs ass freezing kingdom and vast lands that await me in states or down under


Im serious, i will trade you my passport in exchancge for your american one


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524678 - 04/17/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I can always hope that the asteroid is heading our way, it will easy the strain and pressure of everydays living here, dramatically i might add! lol


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524695 - 04/17/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

UK is better than the USA and Canada.

Discuss.


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Chikitta]
    #5524706 - 04/17/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i read somewhere that seattle and the UK have extremely high suicide rates due to the shitty weather all the time. but ive never been to either place so i dunno.


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524714 - 04/17/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Look at this place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



An asterodi is bound to make it a better place.



oh wait that one is bound for mexico, doh


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524846 - 04/17/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ill trade u a dead persons complete document set w/ photo id...

all for $50, you send first...

PM me...


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5524965 - 04/17/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ewok said:
You can be living a posh wankers life in the Kingdom of POMs (prisoner of her majesty).
EH! EH!!?


i already am. us posh wankers gotta stick togevva. try to get a more valuable one than a UK passport - like..... er... oh wait. there isn't one. if you wanna trade with a yank or an ozzie, you should claim at least ten grand on top.


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5525091 - 04/17/06 01:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

PurpleKush said:
i read somewhere that seattle and the UK have extremely high suicide rates due to the shitty weather all the time.  but ive never been to either place so i dunno.



Everybody thinks the weather in the Pacific Northwest is horribly depressing, but it only rains in the fall/winter/spring (and not every single day, either). We hardly get any rain all summer long.  :smirk:


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: nickpdx]
    #5525441 - 04/17/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you do realize how incredibly fucking illegal that is don't you? If you're not careful they might ship your ass off to Gitmo.

Why don't you just do it the legal way?


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5525843 - 04/17/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, you can go all over Europe with your passport, legally, for MAD MAD CHEAP. WTF do you want to come to the USA for?


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5525932 - 04/17/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Plus it might seem strange to anybody who's looking that the passport is trying to get back into the states or down under without having left in the first place...


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: dblaney]
    #5532418 - 04/19/06 04:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why dont i do it the legal way? I am having enough trouble finding a job here as it is, let alone skilled positions overseas


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: nickpdx]
    #5532768 - 04/19/06 08:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

nickpdx said:
Quote:

PurpleKush said:
i read somewhere that seattle and the UK have extremely high suicide rates due to the shitty weather all the time.  but ive never been to either place so i dunno.



Everybody thinks the weather in the Pacific Northwest is horribly depressing, but it only rains in the fall/winter/spring (and not every single day, either). We hardly get any rain all summer long.  :smirk:




my dad, living in connecticut, bitches about the weather nonstop... he says its so depressing  :frown:
and every single time o go visit, its fuckin raining!!


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5532808 - 04/19/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Ewok said:
Why dont i do it the legal way? I am having enough trouble finding a job here as it is, let alone skilled positions overseas




exactly, so what makes you think it's going to be easier when you are an illegal alien?


whatever, I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security is already tracking your IP...


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: dr0mni]
    #5624043 - 05/13/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

no on a second thought i dont wonna move to states

Australian or Canadian, send it with a post card please


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5624112 - 05/13/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Nah, Australia and Canada? You don't want to go there, they have dinos all over the place... :boomboom:


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Re: Anyone want a British passport? [Re: Jalruza]
    #5624120 - 05/13/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah you don't want to come here man. It's worse than the UK, I think.


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