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OfflineNotwhouthink
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Emergency
    #28630072 - 01/21/24 04:05 PM (6 days, 3 hours ago)

I need to save my testes.  I dont have any money.  I need antibiotics bad.  Heres the thing shit is about to hit the fan.  Someone broke into my house every day for a year or so to steal and sabotage the place and plant drugs.  These people have basically robbed me out of my home as im getting evicted soon.  They got me for 3 vehicles and im stranded actually watching these junkie predators ride back and forth waiting for me to leave and theres been a recent driveby.  Do you think if I commit a crime I can get a bottle of antibiotics in jail?


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28630394 - 01/21/24 08:06 PM (5 days, 23 hours ago)

E.R. !!! They have to help.


By the time you would actually get them in jail might be too late


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Re: Emergency [Re: LewDoja]
    #28630699 - 01/22/24 06:27 AM (5 days, 13 hours ago)

I cant go to the hospital.  The people that are trying to kill me have made up stuff so i go to jail when i get there.  This is checkmate folks.  Ive had a bad tooth infection for a decade.  I really dont think im going to make it this time.  Im basically held hostage rn and praying this isnt going to be getting uglier.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 2
    #28631155 - 01/22/24 02:52 PM (5 days, 4 hours ago)

911.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 1
    #28631165 - 01/22/24 03:02 PM (5 days, 4 hours ago)

Urgent care


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Re: Emergency [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28631773 - 01/23/24 07:11 AM (4 days, 12 hours ago)

I didnt have any luck at the er.  Thieves got me in this mess.  Thieves deserve death in a housefire.  I dont even have any money to make any money to sell my shit.  I will sell the burnt wire of the house of thieves.  I pray for another emergency or even a successful violent insurrection of the government just for the opportunity to take the trash out. They incentivize being a piece of trash so good people cant stop them (you dont get a free attorney since you arent commiting a crime), and no government laziness check comes when you arent insane.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 2
    #28631972 - 01/23/24 10:17 AM (4 days, 9 hours ago)

Quote:

Notwhouthink said:
no government laziness check comes when you arent insane.




Sounds like you qualify


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Re: Emergency [Re: 10ftTall]
    #28632076 - 01/23/24 11:59 AM (4 days, 7 hours ago)

!


Edited by Notwhouthink (01/23/24 03:01 PM)


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632172 - 01/23/24 02:09 PM (4 days, 5 hours ago)

Is a throat decapitatable? I have doubts. A throat would certainly be exposed after decapitating a body. But, a throat is not what is decapitated.

Can you conjure up a poop on-demand like that? Impressive. I'd need some coffee and some time to make all that happen. Even then, I'd prefer a toilet for my dirty deposit. Aiming for the exposed neck-hole of a lifeless fellow board-member sounds difficult and just awful.


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632180 - 01/23/24 02:27 PM (4 days, 5 hours ago)

Im building up a terd right now as we speak so the joke is on you.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632194 - 01/23/24 02:50 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

Fuck! I’m so embarrassed now. Congrats on your turd-building. It suits you 😜


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632203 - 01/23/24 03:00 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

I hope some of you all that think this is funny have to experience the tragety of having psycho crackheads moving in next to you.  You cant survive them usually. They usually require everyone to die.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632208 - 01/23/24 03:04 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

Sorry about your imminent demise. Hope you manage to poop before they extinguish your life.


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632218 - 01/23/24 03:18 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

I feel like im proxy attacked constantly.  Almost none of my neighbors have ever made any attempt to work.  I see these types all over.  They steal for a living.  For every 10 dollar  they steal, it causes a chain reaction that costs their neighbors thousands yet the usual is they get a nice govt check whereas if youve worked before, and didnt drop out in the 2nd grade, and ask the govt for help they will tell you to sell an organ or something.  Slumlords that rent to govt funded trash are amongst the most unethical.  Its like a takeover over here.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632225 - 01/23/24 03:27 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

Oh stop being so precious about your kidneys. Be honest with us. Do you really need TWO kidneys? Organ hoarder!


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632235 - 01/23/24 03:40 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

One of these days humans could go extinct from slumlords. The threat is worse than a nuclear bomb.  Because of the similar exponential chain reaction that occurs from causing adjacent foreclosures and suicides and incarcerations allowing more slumlords to purchase them.  Think of it like evolution but in reverse.  Then from all the meth fires  and drivebys all the houses will be unoccupiable and people that arent allowed to work because they are homeless will be setting random things on fire for heat and stealing to eat.  Its almost like communism.  Some people even got payroll stamp cards just because a virus was in the air and they dont even have to prove they can read.  In fact I think its requirement that they cant.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632247 - 01/23/24 03:50 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Hold up, hold up.

Humans will become entirely extinct?

Or humans will become extinct except for slumlords?


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632257 - 01/23/24 03:53 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

They will die because the taxpayers will be die and they have killed their hosts.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632263 - 01/23/24 03:57 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Sounds pretty good from a global perspective. Humans have severely junked up this planet. The earth deserves a break from our collective nonsense.


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632272 - 01/23/24 04:07 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

I have a month or so before im basically screwed.  I was thinking about maybe stealing a car and going on an arson spree and then heroining myself to death so nobody else has to live like this.


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