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Halfway House Shennanigans * 3
    #18325679 - 05/26/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 8 months ago)

So I just got out of prison and sent to a halfway house. Each room is like a dorm set-up with four bunk beds. Our dorm is full up with dudes that just got done doin time in the pen except for one young kid on a four month county sanction. Right now this kid has some bitch on the line texting pussy pics and shit. God bless this girl.


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: Aircooled]
    #18326444 - 05/27/13 03:29 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

how did no one respond to this :lol:

i was in a halfway house last year this time for about 3.5 months, but it was a drug halfway house, not a prison halfway house

i saw so many random pussy and tit pics from dumb sluts that would send guys pics

we also threw water on some kid one time when he was sleeping, threw ice water and a 5 lb bag of flour on this kid while he was showering, then we took his towel and his clothes :laugh2: he came out of the bathroom with his hands covering his nuts, said fuck you guys, and went to his room hahaha

oh the shit that goes on at halfway houses


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18326454 - 05/27/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

lol, i wanna go.

is there any halfway house flicks with said ensuing hilarity.

there probably should be...


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18326465 - 05/27/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 8 months ago)

haha i dunno, but there definitely should be

one night we held a court trial cause we all suspected this one kid (who was there for huffing gasoline) stole this other kids cashews

we decided he was guilty and his punishment was to crawl from the house, to the creek (maybe 150yards) in your boxers, then he had to fully submerge in the creek (it was cold as fuck this is like april in northern PA) and crawl back

we made him do it :laugh2:

some fun shit went on while i was there, like we all knew this one kid was going to his room to jerk off, so after he was in the middle of beating off, we burst in and threw water in his face and ran out, it was fucking hilarious


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18326475 - 05/27/13 03:42 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

lol, criminals.



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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18326487 - 05/27/13 03:47 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: the halfway house i was in had like 22 dudes, between the ages of like 18 and like 26 (a couple guys were old but not many)

when you have 22 guys that live in closed quarters for months on end, shit can get pretty crazy

one time we were watching the movie take me home tonight, on the big screen, and this kids mom, dad, little sister, and little brother walk right in and through the room as this scene is on, where this guy is getting a blowjob and doing coke with this MILF :lolsy: i laughed for a good while after that one


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18326498 - 05/27/13 03:50 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

the Trailer Park Boys producer should have screened a pilot to Showcase about a half-way house show.

all the bottle kids can be the young hoodlums and Ricky, Bubble's and Julian can be the older ragtime deviants whom the kids seek advise from dealing with their crazy half-way house lives. :whoa:


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18326504 - 05/27/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

hahah that would be a good show :thumbup: id watch it for sure.

the halfway house i was in had security cameras covering most of the house and driveway, if only they had sound we literally couldve made a hit tv show no problem just by editing together our daily lives


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: trippinballs420]
    #18326536 - 05/27/13 04:03 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

see, that's even better. retains the DIY aesthetic of the TPB's, with security camera footage.

damn, now i really wish this existed.


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Re: Halfway House Shennanigans [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18326542 - 05/27/13 04:07 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

haha we used to watch the crazy shit people would do on the recordings, this kid was backing out once in his brand new jeep grand cherokee(rich parents) and he nailed a parked car in the driveway :lol:

we watched that, and a fight that happened a lot of times haha it was awesome

then we found out some kid liked to sneak to the kitchen every night to eat unhealthy food, cause he was supposed to be on some hardcore diet with another kid in the house and was scared of him :lolsy:


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