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InvisibleGabbaDjS
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Wholly SHIT!
    #15436908 - 11/28/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Sooo I'm cooking some taco meat and here in my new apartment and being a high rise the smoe detectors are super sensitive...  I get a good smoke going from the pan and Im adding some nice color to the meat when my smoke alarm goes off like it always does.. 

Quickly put the pan aside and blow a towel in front of the alarm and this time I open the front door.. 

Next thing I know the entire building is on alarm.  All 300 apartments must evacuate and I'm the one to blame.. 

I found the first fire truck on scene, told him what was going on and they came to my apartment, looked at what was cooking and asked for a taco to go..


Fuck...  What a night..  I'm now known as the guy who made the entire building evacuate...

Welcome to Minnesota Jack Ass..


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Offlineeltonjohn
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: GabbaDj]
    #15437083 - 11/28/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Use that notoriety to get bitches


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: eltonjohn]
    #15437093 - 11/28/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

what a gay alarm system

iv set mine off about a dozen times just cooking
if the whole building went off id have a mob after me by now:mob:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: eltonjohn]
    #15437097 - 11/28/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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eltonjohn said:
Use that notoriety to get bitches




Yeah thats pretty much the only option you have left


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Patlal]
    #15437118 - 11/28/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Hes known for making that taco meat scorch...


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: GabbaDj]
    #15437139 - 11/28/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

is it hardwired or does it have a battery?

i leave the batteries out of my smoke detectors.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #15437151 - 11/28/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
is it hardwired or does it have a battery?

i leave the batteries out of my smoke detectors.




So you can burn better if there's a fire?


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: eltonjohn]
    #15437156 - 11/28/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:yarly:

now is when you invite over the lookers for a taco extravaganza.


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Patlal]
    #15437168 - 11/28/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
is it hardwired or does it have a battery?

i leave the batteries out of my smoke detectors.




So you can burn better if there's a fire?



and most smoke detectors also detect carbon monoxide
the silent killer


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Patlal]
    #15437171 - 11/28/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
is it hardwired or does it have a battery?

i leave the batteries out of my smoke detectors.




So you can burn better if there's a fire?




im not particularly worried about there being a fire.

if there is a fire and it does somehow manage to kill me i will gladly take that death than live with the annoyance of an overly sensitive smoke detector going off a couple of times a week.


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Micawber]
    #15437174 - 11/28/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

.. so do you have pictures of these taco's that have the power to clear an entire apartment building?


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #15437182 - 11/28/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
if there is a fire and it does somehow manage to kill me i will gladly take that death than live with the annoyance of an overly sensitive smoke detector going off a couple of times a week.



Im not convinced thats true


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Chespirito]
    #15437215 - 11/28/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

"if a fire somehow manages to kill me" assumes that escape was not possible.

i am living happily right now, and i have no batteries in my smoke detector.

of course i wont be happy WHILE im dieing, but that applies to any scenario where i die. unless of course i just heard a hilarious joke and then a sniper takes me out with a headshot from a mile away. in that case my last moments would be pretty joyous.

i would say my previous statement is true as long as you ignore extreme cases (such as me getting sniped after hearing a joke).


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #15437370 - 11/28/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
"if a fire somehow manages to kill me" assumes that escape was not possible.

i am living happily right now, and i have no batteries in my smoke detector.

of course i wont be happy WHILE im dieing, but that applies to any scenario where i die. unless of course i just heard a hilarious joke and then a sniper takes me out with a headshot from a mile away. in that case my last moments would be pretty joyous.

i would say my previous statement is true as long as you ignore extreme cases (such as me getting sniped after hearing a joke).



do you live in an apt?


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Micawber]
    #15437426 - 11/28/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yup. they would probably throw a fit if they knew i didnt have batteries in it.


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #15437453 - 11/28/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
yup. they would probably throw a fit if they knew i didnt have batteries in it.



thing is man
in the event of a fire your putting everyone else at risk

a wall catches fire and boom its in your neighbors bedroom before they have a chance


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #15437573 - 11/28/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
is it hardwired or does it have a battery?

i leave the batteries out of my smoke detectors.




mine is hardwired but it's dumb shit, what if the cause of the fire is electrical and it turns the powerline off??? anyway, I cuted the wired it was so annoying...


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Synth Ethics]
    #15437604 - 11/28/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i used to hide weed in the battery compartment of my smoke detector:awehigh:


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: Micawber]
    #15437612 - 11/28/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Micawber said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
yup. they would probably throw a fit if they knew i didnt have batteries in it.



thing is man
in the event of a fire your putting everyone else at risk

a wall catches fire and boom its in your neighbors bedroom before they have a chance




im the last person you want to go to when you want to talk about being sympathetic or valuing others lives.

not that im a mass murderer or anything, but i really just couldnt give less of a shit if my neighbors died.


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Re: Wholly SHIT! [Re: GabbaDj]
    #15437619 - 11/28/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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GabbaDj said:
Sooo I'm cooking some taco meat and here in my new apartment and being a high rise the smoe detectors are super sensitive...  I get a good smoke going from the pan and Im adding some nice color to the meat when my smoke alarm goes off like it always does.. 

Quickly put the pan aside and blow a towel in front of the alarm and this time I open the front door.. 

Next thing I know the entire building is on alarm.  All 300 apartments must evacuate and I'm the one to blame.. 

I found the first fire truck on scene, told him what was going on and they came to my apartment, looked at what was cooking and asked for a taco to go..


Fuck...  What a night..  I'm now known as the guy who made the entire building evacuate...

Welcome to Minnesota Jack Ass..




"I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota"

Here is something to cheer you up there homeboy.  California Misses you...


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