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Anonymous #1

I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do?
    #10561560 - 06/23/09 09:08 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10561577 - 06/23/09 09:10 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

both


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Anonymous #3

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10561578 - 06/23/09 09:10 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:haha:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10561586 - 06/23/09 09:11 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe you could bang your stepmom to even things out.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10561600 - 06/23/09 09:13 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

on second thought, was it in her cooter or pooter?


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Anonymous #5

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10561616 - 06/23/09 09:16 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

fake


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Anonymous #6

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10561680 - 06/23/09 09:29 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

der.... GF = Geroge Foreman grill






/funny


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Anonymous #7

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10561694 - 06/23/09 09:31 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Almost word-for-word what I read in /b/. Nice try, though.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10562020 - 06/23/09 10:36 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

If you're going to write up a story like this for anon then you should actually take the time to make it somewhat believable. Goddamn you suck.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10562086 - 06/23/09 10:50 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Wow. The trolling in hear is getting SO bad :puke:


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Anonymous #10

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10562097 - 06/23/09 10:52 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Wow. The trolling in hear is getting SO bad :puke:




Really, its not even partially humorous.  Wasn't there something to the effect of "pointless posts will get you banned" at one time?


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Anonymous #9

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10562107 - 06/23/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:congrats:


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Anonymous #11

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10562262 - 06/23/09 11:29 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

sounds fake. troll.


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Anonymous #12

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10562291 - 06/23/09 11:34 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

you should have slapped your dad in the face with your massive boner.


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Anonymous #13

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10562296 - 06/23/09 11:35 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I'd fuck your GF in your kitchen too. Pansy.


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Anonymous #14

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10562504 - 06/24/09 12:08 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

if this is real, your dad is awesome. but this is fake so you're a fag


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Anonymous #15

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #10562767 - 06/24/09 01:12 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

You guys are fucking stupid. It's a joke. He is talking about a George Foreman grill.


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Anonymous #14

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #10562771 - 06/24/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

hahaa i just got it.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #10562904 - 06/24/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #15 said:
You guys are fucking stupid. It's a joke. He is talking about a George Foreman grill.





Wow, and SO clever too. :rolleyes:

Pardon me for the misunderstanding OP. You are not a troll. You are just obviously REALLY bored and wanted to make a funny.

Well, you failed. That was lame.


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Anonymous #16

Re: I caught my DAD with my GF , what should i do? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10562935 - 06/24/09 02:00 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

hahahahahaaaa
i didn't get the GF grill joke when i first read it either.
this is definite lols


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