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Brainiac
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Obama can you help me please find these things ?
#9188270 - 11/05/08 10:55 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Obama can you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released 2. Columbia College records -- Not released 3. Columbia Thesis paper -- not available, locked down by faculty 4. Harvard College records -- Not released, locked down by faculty 5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released 6. Medical records -- Not released 7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available' 8. Law practice client list -- Not released 9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released 10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released 11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None 12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None 13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available' 14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after only 143 days of experience.
You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.
You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.
BUT....
From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged only 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After only 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World .... 143 days.
We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but after 143 days, that's all it is - a start.
AND, strangely, a large sector of the American public is okay with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn't accept this in our own line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the United States of America!!!!!
Come on folks, we are not voting for the next American Idol!! _________________ Said I never had much use for one, never said I did'nt know how to use it
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Coaster
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Brainiac]
#9188275 - 11/05/08 10:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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can u help me find this giving a dam about any of that
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Coaster]
#9188282 - 11/05/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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*damn
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Coaster
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9188299 - 11/05/08 11:02 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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you*
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Brainiac]
#9188302 - 11/05/08 11:02 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I believe you'll find most of those things if you carefully excavate your sphincter.
And why are you so gung-ho against Obama, are you even American? I've always assumed from your posting that english is not your first language.
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Grapefruit
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9188314 - 11/05/08 11:04 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol @ americas new rockstar leader, here i was thinking the UK had a poor electoral descision.
-------------------- Little left in the way of energy; or the way of love, yet happy to entertain myself playing mental games with the rest of you freaks until the rivers run backwards. "Chat your fraff Chat your fraff Just chat your fraff Chat your fraff"
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Cepheus
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Grapefruit]
#9188338 - 11/05/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Grapefruit said: lol @ americas new rockstar leader, here i was thinking the UK had a poor electoral descision.
If you think its bad now, wait for the tories to take power next year .
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badchad
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Cepheus]
#9188345 - 11/05/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Still hurting after last night eh?
Don't worry, its only 4 years.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Coaster]
#9188350 - 11/05/08 11:11 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Coaster said: can u help me find this giving a dam about any of that
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Cepheus
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: badchad]
#9188354 - 11/05/08 11:11 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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You were a bit rough.. I'm having a hard time sitting down. I'm not sure if I could deal with it for another night, let alone 4 years .
-------------------- "I only ever hope to reach equilibrium, in Nature's matrix, in line with the meridian" ~ Jehst
"...and I know that I have to keep breathing, as tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide will bring?" Free Spore Ring Europe Send any spare spore prints you might have and help the distribution
Open Source. Freedom. GNU/Linux Addicting is not a word.
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badchad
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Cepheus]
#9188365 - 11/05/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol, wrong reply button.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Brainiac]
#9188381 - 11/05/08 11:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Brainiac said: Obama can you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released 2. Columbia College records -- Not released 3. Columbia Thesis paper -- not available, locked down by faculty 4. Harvard College records -- Not released, locked down by faculty 5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released 6. Medical records -- Not released 7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available' 8. Law practice client list -- Not released 9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released 10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released 11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None 12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None 13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available' 14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after only 143 days of experience.
You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.
You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.
BUT....
From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged only 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After only 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World .... 143 days.
We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but after 143 days, that's all it is - a start.
AND, strangely, a large sector of the American public is okay with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn't accept this in our own line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the United States of America!!!!!
Come on folks, we are not voting for the next American Idol!! _________________ Said I never had much use for one, never said I did'nt know how to use it
The office of president isn't a career goal that you work towards, and his lack of involvement in politics is one of his strongest points from some peoples perspective. WTF does his record of baptism have to do with anything anyway?
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mr_kite
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Brainiac]
#9188392 - 11/05/08 11:20 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Brainiac get over it. Plus your sig picture is complete wank.
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Grapefruit
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Cepheus]
#9188447 - 11/05/08 11:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cepheus said:
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Grapefruit said: lol @ americas new rockstar leader, here i was thinking the UK had a poor electoral descision.
If you think its bad now, wait for the tories to take power next year .
O ya i can't wait for mr.smarmy git to get in power. On the bright side gordon brown is starting to do some okish things so he might not get elected.
-------------------- Little left in the way of energy; or the way of love, yet happy to entertain myself playing mental games with the rest of you freaks until the rivers run backwards. "Chat your fraff Chat your fraff Just chat your fraff Chat your fraff"
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Psilo_Subliminal
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Grapefruit]
#9188494 - 11/05/08 11:36 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Stop whining and bitching, McCain lost Obama won, so you can go ahead and pull that McCain endorsed dildo out of your ass and get over it. Faggot.
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xeallos
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Grapefruit]
#9188495 - 11/05/08 11:36 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Where are all your posts about being robbed blind by GWB and the neocon war machine? About how GWB ran every business he was handed into the ground, was governor of texas before becoming president only to run the country into the ground? Sour grapes and ignorant perspective masquerading as thoughtful discretion, go go gadget moran
You posted about voter fraud in 2008 when it was confirmed by exit poll discrepancies in 2004 in Ohio - why weren't you so concerned then? You partisan fucking hack, shut your mouth.
Howbout those riots that were supposed to happen today, one way or another? No luck there, either? Huh, imagine that... someone dumb enough to use a signature like that is completely and entirely wrong... again!
Did your grandmother email this to you or was it your shut-in aunt with all the cats? embarrassing...
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Brainiac]
#9188565 - 11/05/08 11:51 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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"13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available'"
Sweet Jesus it's one of them thar heretics!
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: xeallos]
#9188587 - 11/05/08 11:55 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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xeallos said: Where are all your posts about being robbed blind by GWB and the neocon war machine? About how GWB ran every business he was handed into the ground, was governor of texas before becoming president only to run the country into the ground? Sour grapes and ignorant perspective masquerading as thoughtful discretion, go go gadget moran
You posted about voter fraud in 2008 when it was confirmed by exit poll discrepancies in 2004 in Ohio - why weren't you so concerned then? You partisan fucking hack, shut your mouth.
Howbout those riots that were supposed to happen today, one way or another? No luck there, either? Huh, imagine that... someone dumb enough to use a signature like that is completely and entirely wrong... again!
Did your grandmother email this to you or was it your shut-in aunt with all the cats? embarrassing...

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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Brainiac]
#9188597 - 11/05/08 11:56 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Brainiac said:
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after only 143 days of experience.
You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.
You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.
BUT....
no you couldn't.. he did.
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Re: Obama can you help me please find these things ? [Re: Moodion]
#9188608 - 11/05/08 11:58 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
ZOMG teh pressident waz never birthed!!!!#!!!!111
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