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InvisibleZepplin
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    #1377613 - 03/15/03 08:09 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

This is really scaring the shit out of me.No joking around,ok?
My sister has an African Clawed frog(female).We know its' female because of the fact that its layed a couple clutches of infertile eggs.
The eggs would just sit in the bowl and rot until we threw them out.Well this last clutch of eggs I took out and put in a petri dish and,well you've probaly guessed,I fertilized them with my own semen. The fucking things are developing!! WTF! I don't know if I should flush them down the toilet or what. No one else at home knows about my little experiment.This is really scaring the fuck out of me! Would it be murder if I just flush them?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 1
    #1377643 - 03/15/03 08:21 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

That made me laugh. Thanks.

I say keep them. You'll have human clawed frogs!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 10
    #1377677 - 03/15/03 08:32 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You cummed onto a bunch of frog eggs in a petri dish ?

..thats fucked up


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 3
    #1377690 - 03/15/03 08:35 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

LMFAO!!! :grin:
LOL funniest thing I heard in the Pub for a while.

well, maybe you have little frogs in a while and people who come over to take a look can say: aah, they have your eyes!!.... :wink:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1377695 - 03/15/03 08:36 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

can that frog fertilize its own eggs... like take the semen from another frog and hold on to it? if not its rather strange how the genes could splice... maybe cause we were once amphibious? humans dont know too much about genetics and biology? wouldnt be murder, might be kind of interesting to see what happened though. i wouldnt worry about it too much, sounds kind of cool.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1377724 - 03/15/03 08:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

first of all thats weird man...second id keep em
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 2
    #1377740 - 03/15/03 08:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

take pictures of it every day, you could make a growlog out of it :wink:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zero7a1]
    #1377746 - 03/15/03 08:56 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 2
    #1377766 - 03/15/03 09:03 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Ever seen the Fly?


Kill them all.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Agarico]
    #1377767 - 03/15/03 09:03 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Once they're grown its your responsibility to teach them to fend for themselves.They'll need to know how to hunt for their prey..Seems like I saw this story on late late night TV??????


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1377807 - 03/15/03 09:22 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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and,well you've probaly guessed,I fertilized them with my own semen.




No I did not guess.
Funny post though.. A+  :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 3
    #1377835 - 03/15/03 09:33 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

How on earth did you get sexually aroused enough wanking off into a dish of fish eggs to achieve an erection, much less an orgasm?* :shocked:


*btw, your actions here have resolved any and all pent up residual guilt concerning any of my own peculiar masturbation practices/indescretions that i may have been carrying since childhood/adolecense :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1377915 - 03/15/03 10:16 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Who says you need an erection to ejaculate?

Oh, and frog people would kick ass!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Viveka] * 8
    #1377934 - 03/15/03 10:28 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Ok, I never said that I was "arroused" That would be just plain sick.I did what I did in the name of science.
It just really freaks me out and it seems like everyone knows even tho theres no way they could. Like today my aunt asks me, "So (Put my name here) how many kids do you plan on having when you grow up?" I just could'nt help thinking about the six tadpoles in my closet downstairs. Are these thoughts going to come up everytime I get into a conversation about kids? And how the hell can I bass fish now using a live frog as bait?These and so many more questions come up.
I hope they like the goldfish flakes I'm feeding them,if not I'm sure I'll hear about it one of these days.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1377953 - 03/15/03 10:36 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, I hope you're kidding,because I just could'nt resist.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1377962 - 03/15/03 10:39 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Like today my aunt asks me, "So (Put my name here) how many kids do you plan on having when you grow up?"

So why didn't you just tell her you'd already had 6 and been done with it? :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 1
    #1377983 - 03/15/03 10:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Bullshit. The only problem is the fact that humans and frogs don't have the same number of chromosomes. I think what you're seeing is the eggs reacting to being violated by you.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1377988 - 03/15/03 10:55 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Your frogs are probably hermaphrodites. They could turn that way if you have polluted tap water in your area.

Hybridization is not a possibility.

The most far-out thing I could think of was that the presence of sperm tricked the eggs into cloning themselves- all the frogs will be female, and copies of the mother.
I think the African Clawed Frog is diploid meaning it has 2 copies of each chromosome, therefore the egg cells allready contain all the genetic material required to develop.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1378074 - 03/15/03 11:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Haha, you're the funniest guy on these boards.  If this is true, it's amazing      :shocked:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Xibalba] * 3
    #1378098 - 03/15/03 11:59 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Your frogs are probably hermaphrodites. They could turn that way if you have polluted tap water in your area.

Hybridization is not a possibility.






We only use distilled water for the frog,we have hard water..etc,. Fuck, you guys are'nt helping at all. I feel like I should be burning down my house and salting the earth and its like you people don't get it. I don't need a bunch of useless info on biploids,or people PMing me with name suggestions or congradulations or offering to take baby pics. This is the ONE place I thought I could go for help and all I get is ridiculed and disbelief.I need a fuckin drink.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1378108 - 03/15/03 12:04 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"......people PMing me with name suggestions or congradulations or offering to take baby pics."

LMAO!!!! That's even funnier than your original post! Keep going, don't stop now! :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Xibalba]
    #1378132 - 03/15/03 12:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Ah, you ruined the thread... we could let him do more funny things. LOL
I thought everyone knew that different species are not genetically compatible...unless we talk about horses and

You better tell it your children before they get into animal sex :smile:   


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Agarico] * 1
    #1378261 - 03/15/03 01:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'm going to tell myself that I had nothing to do with the fertilization and dump them off in the swamp tomorrow.After all the tadpoles look pretty normal,the eyes are a little bigger and the torso just a little longer.But that could be caused by any of a number of things,right? No sense driving myself crazy..Looking back,the whole thing seems nutty,right. I think everything will be ok.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: TinMan]
    #1378266 - 03/15/03 01:34 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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Bullshit. The only problem is the fact that humans and frogs don't have the same number of chromosomes. I think what you're seeing is the eggs reacting to being violated by you.




He's obviously being facetious...


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378272 - 03/15/03 01:36 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Hey zeppelin show us some pictures of the petri dish please.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378300 - 03/15/03 01:51 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You could breed your own race of super frog-people to enslave humanity!



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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana] * 1
    #1378312 - 03/15/03 01:55 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Hey zeppelin show us some pictures of the petri dish please.




Thanks dude,glad SOMEONE has taken an interest! These were taken 3-06-03




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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Edame]
    #1378318 - 03/15/03 02:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"You could breed your own race of super frog-people to enslave humanity"


Is anyone else here getting imagery from the 1972 horror classic "Frogs" with Ray Milland? :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1378350 - 03/15/03 02:13 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'd like to adopt one of your mutants.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378354 - 03/15/03 02:14 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Don't release those into the wild or the human race could be doomed. What if the frog people take over the world. It's all your fault. You're responsible.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378361 - 03/15/03 02:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"I'd like to adopt one of your mutants.  :shocked:

Hey! I'm not the one who jacked off on the eggs dude!
:mad:




:grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium] * 4
    #1378378 - 03/15/03 02:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

It's too much of a mind fuck to keep these around the house,getting released tomorrow.And to the person that PM'ed me,No I don't keep the fucking picture in my wallet.I came here for some comfort not to be made fun of.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1378391 - 03/15/03 02:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"It's too much of a mind fuck to keep these around the house"


I know I wouldn't be too comfortable with mamillian/amphibious offspring of my own seed living in the same house.....but you really should lighten up dude, seriously. You wanted to experiment, you did......and that's that. :grin: 


Besides, you're more of a frog...er........i mean a man, than any of us will ever be :wink:


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Edited by FreakQlibrium (03/15/03 02:36 PM)


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1378408 - 03/15/03 02:41 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I hope nobody is actually taking this seriously. It is a biological IMPOSSIBILITY for human sperm to fertilize the eggs of another species.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: NeonBlack]
    #1378415 - 03/15/03 02:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I hope nobody is actually taking this seriously. It is a biological IMPOSSIBILITY for human sperm to fertilize the eggs of another species. "


I know I wasn't, but i can't speak for anybody else. Quite honestly, i still have a hard time believing this really happened...... :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: NeonBlack] * 2
    #1378418 - 03/15/03 02:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

I hope nobody is actually taking this seriously. It is a biological IMPOSSIBILITY for human sperm to fertilize the eggs of another species.




Thanks dude,that what I keep telling myself too.Makes me feel better already.
I guess if anything good can come of this,let this be a warning:If you were thinking of doing something like this before my incident..DON'T!!! Its not worth it,I'm the voice of experience.


Edited by Zepplin (03/15/03 02:48 PM)


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1378426 - 03/15/03 02:47 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, don't wind a clock unless you want it to tick! :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1378440 - 03/15/03 02:52 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I believe him.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 2
    #1378443 - 03/15/03 02:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:If you were thinking of doing something like this before my incident..DON'T!!! Its not worth it,I'm the voice of experience."

With all due respect, i don''t think this experiment was on the front burner of too many people's imaginations :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378457 - 03/15/03 02:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"I believe him. "

As do i, but please remember, this wasn't just a case of squalid animal lust, there were scientific elements involved as well :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1378469 - 03/15/03 03:02 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Jack off on one of my Poison Dart Frogs and I'll pepper your ass with buckshot!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1378477 - 03/15/03 03:06 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"Jack off on one of my Poison Dart Frogs and I'll pepper your ass with buckshot!"

What if they seduced me? :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1378478 - 03/15/03 03:06 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

If my cat ever lays an egg will you cum on it too?
Then we could have sex with catwomans.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378483 - 03/15/03 03:08 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

"If my cat ever lays an egg will you cum on it too?"


i don't think cats lay eggs, even in Ontario :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1378755 - 03/15/03 06:00 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

If you're talking about cat's farting they do especially when they're kittens.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378760 - 03/15/03 06:02 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe he could cum on my gerbil's eggs?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1379224 - 03/15/03 09:49 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

they look pretty normal to me :smile:
if it's some kind of special expensive frog you could raise them and sess them to a pet shop or something. (when you do, don't tel them this story... :wink:)


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: stefan]
    #1379228 - 03/15/03 09:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Those are very specil part human frogs dude.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1379288 - 03/15/03 10:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Isn't that cute, you are going to be a father!  :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1379583 - 03/16/03 01:36 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

hehehe

thats it thats all i got regarding this therad...

oh wait there is more I have to say....

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Karen] * 1
    #1379675 - 03/16/03 03:21 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I released the little bastards this morning,I have every reason to beleive they will survive if they were ever intended to in the first place.
I'm still trying to convince myself that there's no way I could of fertilized the eggs,but for the life of me I can't understand how else they could of become fertile any other way.At least now they are out of sight and hopefully soon,out of mind.
For those of you that were trying to help me through this tough situation,thanks.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1379961 - 03/16/03 06:57 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Now u did it Zepplin , It the frog people take over the world were going to blame u ! U should of rasied your children to adulthood and u could of been rich, real rich!! So do it again and sell them on e-bay !


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1380446 - 03/16/03 09:49 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not even gonna read this entire thread, just throw in what I know:

cross-species fertilization occurs extremely easily.
The enzymes that the sperm secrete to penetrate the outside of the ovum is universal.
The sperm WILL enter the ovum (almost completely regardless of species), this 'fertilizing' it in some respect.

Any further than that, and the first cell division attempt would realize that the genetic information is VASTLY different and the cells would undergo cell-death. Thus, no monkey-man, or man-frogs, or what have you...


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Killjoy]
    #1380455 - 03/16/03 09:55 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

so he was telling the truth???


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Blue_JAY]
    #1380701 - 03/16/03 11:30 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You are either a great comedian or a really dumb fuck.

btw, this wan't a reply to Blue_JAY, but to the topic starter :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1380846 - 03/16/03 12:22 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

You should have taken a flame thrower to the petri dish.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 2
    #1380940 - 03/16/03 12:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

No man, here's what you do: collect some more eggs, except, this time don't masturbate on them. When you keep them in the petri dish under the same conditions, they'll like develop and you'll see its ok.

Maybe write yourself a big note though, so you don't forget. "Don't masturbate on these eggs."


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: djfrog] * 1
    #1380953 - 03/16/03 12:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I just ate an apricot, and your thread gave me a great idea. Yup, I masturbated on the seed and buried it outside. I sort of planted it out of the way, so hopefully no one will see the giant apricot tree man before it grows big enough to defend itself.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: djfrog]
    #1380992 - 03/16/03 01:03 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

first of all, IF they survive then there is a good possibility of establishing Xenopus population in your area.
and youre in alot of shit if the natural recsource commison does a paternity test.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Mitchnast] * 1
    #1381556 - 03/16/03 04:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Like I know this is only a coincidense,but I just went to the front door to retreive the evening paper and there was a fucking frog on my front step! I felt my heart skip a beat.I can't wait till this shit is over!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1381611 - 03/16/03 04:44 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Excellent... You've inspired millions... Let's just say i'll be making a trip to the pet store sooner than i thought... Furthermore, keep em...


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    #1381840 - 03/16/03 06:25 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Humans have already been crossed with frogs... they are known as the French.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: MrBump]
    #1382108 - 03/16/03 09:01 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Quintessence]
    #1382124 - 03/16/03 09:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Masturbate onto a spider next!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1382285 - 03/17/03 12:43 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

" I just went to the front door to retreive the evening paper and there was a fucking frog on my front step! I felt my heart skip a beat."

It was probably their lawyer coming to hit you up for child support :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1383661 - 03/17/03 11:19 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Zepplin,

Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Spunkee]
    #1385119 - 03/17/03 05:53 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Zepplin,

Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!




How about instead we forget the whole incident. Now I'm sorry I even mentioned it.I just stopped shaking this afternoon.......Now,lets forget it.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1385600 - 03/17/03 07:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I have to ask this. But what do they look like in the stage they are in right now.? Keep them. Because I want to know how they turn out. You can always kill them later. Sorry.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1385678 - 03/17/03 08:16 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I wanna know were you're from that all these animals do those things. Lay eggs I mean.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: stefan]
    #1385680 - 03/17/03 08:17 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

rofl. No shit.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: blackroselobo]
    #1386755 - 03/18/03 06:12 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Read the entire post..They've been released already.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1387420 - 03/18/03 09:59 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I know. I already feel like a fool. Thanks. :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1389503 - 03/18/03 10:43 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I can't stop laughing.  All i can say is if this is a joke, you are the man, but if this is true, god save our souls and every man woman and child for themselves! :shocked: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1471354 - 04/18/03 09:12 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Ok,now things are getting really wierd around here. There have been a lot of family pets missing lately in the neighborhood and sometimes late at night I hear an erie croaking sound coming from the direction of the swamp.Am I loosing my mind!?
I'm going to have to tell someone about this soon before someone gets hurt. Anyone have any advise?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1471615 - 04/18/03 10:54 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Next time she lays another clutch do it again and see if it works again. Then let these ones fully devlop and see if anything is different about them. If so write a book about it and become rich. Otherwise forget about it because theres nothing you can do and telling other people is going to get you into more trouble than you want. It will raise questions about you and everyone you tell will look at you like some fucked up wierdo.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1471764 - 04/18/03 11:47 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

HAHAHAHA

but hey, next time, don't be stealing South Park plots for post topics.  :grin: 


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    #1472462 - 04/19/03 04:04 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I saw the one I think you're talking about..Was'nt it something about Sea Monkeys and a sperm bank?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1472697 - 04/19/03 09:27 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

this is the best i've heard in a while :laugh:

say, if you mainpulated your sperm and removed some chromosomes, would you be able to reproduce with frogs? hmm


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    #1473125 - 04/19/03 02:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, that one was funny as hell.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: ]
    #1512079 - 05/01/03 07:06 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

oh my god, i think that was the funniest thread i read in my whole life.

you cant cross-species fertilize and grow, but animals can switch sexes to make babies (think the frog genes in jurassic park, i know youve seen it)

you shouldnt have dumped them though, it would have been way cool to keep them.  besides, how are you going to have piece of mind knowing they are out there somewhere?

but thank you all for making my day-- i was totally bummed and now feel about a million times better.  i love you all.

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: mushieangel] * 1
    #1512131 - 05/01/03 07:22 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Dude what the fuck have you done! Frogs NEVER forget. They will remember and come back for you.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1512168 - 05/01/03 07:32 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Ok,now things are getting really wierd around here. There have been a lot of family pets missing lately in the neighborhood and sometimes late at night I hear an erie croaking sound coming from the direction of the swamp.Am I loosing my mind!?

What do you want first, the good news or the bad?


since you're not around to respond(you've probably been frognapped and they are performing intensly painful genetic mutations on your genitilia)....i will tell you what's going on: W3rd dewd: You are NOT losing your mind but........Yes, you ARE cursed! Please see the 1972 movie FROGS with Ray Milland to see how clever these twisted and perverse creatures are and the lengths they will go to in their quest for divine retribution in retaliation for whatever sliights have been committed against them....if LoOnEr was around, he'd back me up.....i know :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1512277 - 05/01/03 08:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

i saw some movie with bill cosby and there were killer frogs in it too....  they all got under a car and leaped so the car jumped and they leaped it right off a pier...  it was pretty funny. :smile:

a lawyer for child support, i almost wet myself laughing.  :grin:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Spunkee]
    #1512354 - 05/01/03 08:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!





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Re: lamos [Re: Zepplin]
    #1542929 - 05/12/03 10:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

so whats up


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you guess are weird


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    #1544313 - 05/13/03 06:26 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

[re:zepplin]
when they come for revenge...its cuz all those birthdays &
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: 40oz] * 1
    #1544353 - 05/13/03 07:28 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

After many sleepless nights, I finally had to tell the doctor about my delema..After a lot of head scratching and strange glares, he decided to put me on Xanax.Things do'nt seem to matter quite as much any more and I don't have strange dreams as much any more either. Now I'm trying to talk my parents into moving.Preferably some place away from the swamps.


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Zepplin]
    #1544561 - 05/13/03 10:46 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

It must have been those damn gnomes again.

I?ve heard they go wild when clawed frogs are around..


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    #1544577 - 05/13/03 10:58 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

LMAO!!! Man, if you can score benzos with THAT story then there's hope for all of us :grin: 


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1547335 - 05/14/03 04:50 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

okay vini vidi vici...

i saw, i conquered, i came...

i have noticed that this thread has had an amazing amount of anonymous views over the past several nights, and i was curious as to what it was about, and as to just how the hell word was getting around about it. my only hope is that i don't have to go on good morning america and explain to katie couric about poison dart frog semen...


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1547356 - 05/14/03 05:12 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Addressed to the Anonymous Lurkers: What are you all looking at? Where are you all coming from? :shocked:


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Yeah bloody lurkers :wink:


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: trev]
    #1547436 - 05/14/03 06:55 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

badjer is i suspect one of the lurkers lol.
So badjer?pray tell were you heard of this thread lol?


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
    #1547624 - 05/14/03 10:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I signed in just to say thet i found it on fazed.net (and also, posted it on my site, but that wouldn't interst you). this is without a doubt the funniest thread i ever read. zepplin, yuo're the man o'the hour!


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1548342 - 05/14/03 04:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Cool! Thanks for the info! :cool:

See everyone, Anonymous Lurkers are people too. It is only our own ignorance, than makes them scary! :grin:


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1548585 - 05/14/03 05:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

lol so true :-)


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
    #1549491 - 05/14/03 11:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

umm.. that means i dont get to stick around?


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1550125 - 05/15/03 03:58 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Oh my god I never stopped laughing.. Dude... Can I borrow your story? I was beginning to think you really thought u fertilized the eggs untill your ;ast posts, I'm gonna go jizz on some snake eggs and see if I can score some XANAX!


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1550219 - 05/15/03 05:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Stick around as long as you like :-)
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1550699 - 05/15/03 12:47 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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umm.. that means i dont get to stick around?




No, you can stay. All are welcome here! :laugh:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1550917 - 05/15/03 01:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You sick bastard!!!! Do you realize what you have done!?!?! Be very, very afraid.



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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Young_but_cool]
    #1551566 - 05/15/03 05:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

even frog people have nostrials....


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: mushieangel]
    #1551770 - 05/15/03 06:15 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Even cowgirls get the blues...

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Papaver]
    #1551803 - 05/15/03 06:22 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, she IS kinda cute in a very amphibious kind of a way :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1552069 - 05/15/03 07:40 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Word!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Ulysees]
    #1552095 - 05/15/03 07:51 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i think it's the creamy green corpusculence of her inner thighs that turns ME on :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1552887 - 05/16/03 01:11 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

She comes with extra lube! Let's just hope she's human down under...


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
    #1553449 - 05/16/03 07:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

The anonymous viewers are government agents..They're closing in on Zepplin as we speak.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: rommstein2001]
    #1553451 - 05/16/03 07:55 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i just noticed she ain't got any fingernails..... probably no teeth either, i'll bet she gives killer hand/blow jobs, i'd jump into the nearest pond with her for sure :grin:


This guy Zepplin may have created the perfect hybrid of mammal/amphibian cosmic lover :smile: 


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1554656 - 05/16/03 06:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Just figured I would let you know where this particular lurker happened upon
your forum.There was a link to it via entensity.net

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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnotherLurker]
    #1554691 - 05/16/03 07:17 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Wow! This thing is spreading faster than amphibian/primate hybrids in a petri dish! :shocked:

PS: A warm welcome to the lurkers! Enjoy your stay. I'd like to say, that this thread doesn't really represent us as a community. I'd like to say that, but I can't... :smirk:


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1554958 - 05/16/03 09:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

lmFao ... tis the greatest community I know. :grin:

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He takes off, saying "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!"

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1594650 - 05/30/03 09:46 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i found this on www.ratatak.com pretty popular site...


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: AnonymousLurker2]
    #1595158 - 05/31/03 12:09 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I saw that episode, funny shit! They play that on cartoon network now!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: rommstein2001]
    #1597842 - 06/01/03 09:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

This sucks, over 12,000 people have read this thread and only 2 PM'ed me with words of comfort and reassurance. Its a cruel,cruel world.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1598329 - 06/01/03 03:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

:wink:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Papaver]
    #2247355 - 01/17/04 12:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2247431 - 01/17/04 01:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

-aroo?? :lol: holy random


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2247509 - 01/17/04 01:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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It's too much of a mind fuck to keep these around the house,getting released tomorrow.And to the person that PM'ed me,No I don't keep the fucking picture in my wallet.I came here for some comfort not to be made fun of.




How comfortable was it creating them. You are being reckless with innocent frogman lives. You made them, you should raise them. Take some responsibilty!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: SixCee]
    #2247863 - 01/17/04 06:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, there are two perfect logical explanations for all this.

a) Zeppelin is in fact a frog
b) Zeppelin's mother was impregnated by a frog

Seems plausible to me!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2247873 - 01/17/04 06:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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bump




Hehehe...

I love this thread. Sometime, last year, people where linking to it in their BLOGs, and the anonymous lurkers where on this site like fleas on a dog! :grin:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2247902 - 01/17/04 07:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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bump





I was just curious to see who had rediscovered/bumped this....Zeppelin you horny old toad! i was under the impression that this grievous act of frog sex was a source of GR8 embarrasment to you, what has transpired in the past several months to change your perspective....perhaps this was all a ruse right from the beginning? :lol: :nut:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2248145 - 01/17/04 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

so, how are the kids?
do they look more like you or their mother?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #2250017 - 01/18/04 08:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Come on down here you frog fucker and confess! i demand it! :mad:







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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #2254603 - 01/20/04 12:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I guess I bumped the thread because I feel so.....I don't know,forgotten I guess.
I've since gotten on with my life and have pretty much forgotten the whole incident. Just thought I would update everyone.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2254677 - 01/20/04 01:10 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what in gods name possessed you to ejac on frog eggs...


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    #2255761 - 01/20/04 12:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 1
    #2262216 - 01/22/04 09:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Hello, my name's Zepplin and this is my son, Kermit the Frog."

Post pics once they hatch :tongue:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2276617 - 01/27/04 04:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

*bump*

This thread needs to be saved. It's a classic.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2277743 - 01/27/04 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Those aren't tadpoles, man. That's what happens to your sperm when they are free to thrive in a petri dish. They're definitely large enough now to survive on their own in the local pond. just don't let your sisters skinnydip in there.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2314381 - 02/08/04 02:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

my god man, what have you done? this has been done before, though, behold:



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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: gdman]
    #2314384 - 02/08/04 02:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"look like crab, talk like people"


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: gdman]
    #2314593 - 02/08/04 03:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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gdman420 said:
"look like crab, talk like people"




:lol: great episode of southpark, even better thread. absolutely hilarious, thanks zep.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Trip]
    #2533273 - 04/06/04 11:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

bizzump


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: mopeds_beep_beep]
    #2533396 - 04/07/04 12:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So what you did was just spooge on the eggs and let the spooge stay there?

Well if thats so I want fucking pictures of those frogs maybe you can teach them to talk!

Or even better teach them how to walk on to legs and get the tv changer for you!

Why you tripping about this anyways?

Do they look like weird frogs or have they not hatcheted yet?

Sorry for all the questions but this is extremely interesting and funny as hell at the same time. (I actually laughed when I read this thread)

Answer my questions!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Mr. Faggot]
    #2533406 - 04/07/04 12:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

damnit didn't relize this was an old thread!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Mr. Faggot]
    #2533725 - 04/07/04 02:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

This thread is like those mighty mutant tadpoles -- it just keeps surfacing! :grin:

I remember back when this thread had a dozen or so anonymous lurkers looking at it at any given moment. It was truly magical...

In fact, I think that the very existence of this thread has changed me in a very deep and profound way, both as an Administrator, and as a human being... :cool:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Papaver]
    #2533967 - 04/07/04 07:32 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Now whenever I see tadpoles I wonder... might they be Zeppelin's children? :grin:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Papaver]
    #2534023 - 04/07/04 08:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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This thread is like those mighty mutant tadpoles -- it just keeps surfacing! :grin:

I remember back when this thread had a dozen or so anonymous lurkers looking at it at any given moment. It was truly magical...

In fact, I think that the very existence of this thread has changed me in a very deep and profound way, both as an Administrator, and as a human being... :cool:




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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Papaver]
    #2534418 - 04/07/04 11:20 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I remember back when this thread had a dozen or so anonymous lurkers looking at it at any given moment. It was truly magical...





I can see that... 15028 views...  :shocked:


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    #2534634 - 04/07/04 12:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yes, it might be said, that this thread is the closest thing we've had to, what they call in television programing as, a "water cooler" moment. I think the Nielsen service even had us at a 62 share for one week, right below the "Who Shot J.R.?" episode of, Dallas, back in 1980...


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    #2535214 - 04/07/04 03:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

heheheheh


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2535488 - 04/07/04 04:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lol.....i never saw this thread till now..........that's good stuff :lol:


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    #2535794 - 04/07/04 05:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Yes, it might be said, that this thread is the closest thing we've had to, what they call in television programing as, a "water cooler" moment. I think the Nielsen service even had us at a 62 share for one week, right below the "Who Shot J.R.?" episode of, Dallas, back in 1980...




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    #2536141 - 04/07/04 07:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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Yes, it might be said, that this thread is the closest thing we've had to, what they call in television programing as, a "water cooler" moment. I think the Nielsen service even had us at a 62 share for one week, right below the "Who Shot J.R.?" episode of, Dallas, back in 1980...




Huh?




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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #2536585 - 04/07/04 09:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So, I stumble onto this thread about clawed african frogs as I sit here looking at mine on my desk. Lately these little mossy looking deals have appeared in the tank that its in though, and upon closer inspection, I realize that these are eggs! So, to be or not to be a parent.


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    #3056908 - 08/27/04 06:10 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Someone posted a link to this thread in OTD. I don't think this one should be forced to retire to the archive just yet, so bump! :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3075016 - 08/31/04 07:32 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is just TOO fucking cool to let me allow it to fade into obscurity. I was trying to get to the Shroomery and for whatever reason this was the only link to give me access but, oh! What a link :grin:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #3075041 - 08/31/04 07:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is actualy the reason i signed up to the shroomery.
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075054 - 08/31/04 07:43 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

oh jesus here we go again!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3075055 - 08/31/04 07:44 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

lmfao some people....


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: iluan]
    #3075076 - 08/31/04 07:50 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I wonder if he was talking dirty to the eggs while doing the bizzness?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075089 - 08/31/04 07:54 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

lol Think he used a pick up line, or just went right for it?  :shocked:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: iluan]
    #3075096 - 08/31/04 07:55 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I think he got them drunk. and then talked dirty to them

"ohh you slutty little eggs, you like that don't you" :lol:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075102 - 08/31/04 07:56 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

lmfao nasty!..  :tongue:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: iluan]
    #3075107 - 08/31/04 07:58 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

This is the best thread ever.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3075116 - 08/31/04 08:02 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

god I remember this, we should expirment, zep, if your still around, take a dish of eggs, don't jizz on them. take another dish, splooge all you want on it.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 1
    #3075121 - 08/31/04 08:04 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

BEST

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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 1
    #3075141 - 08/31/04 08:07 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

they should just put a link on the main shroomery.org website to this thread :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Krishna]
    #3075142 - 08/31/04 08:07 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I agree.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075155 - 08/31/04 08:09 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

We should go into buisness, and become Frog Egg/Semen vendors.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075170 - 08/31/04 08:12 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

They'll be kinda like mermaids, except a bit uglier.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075177 - 08/31/04 08:13 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

but way cooler


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075179 - 08/31/04 08:14 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075181 - 08/31/04 08:15 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075189 - 08/31/04 08:16 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I can't believe that this thread is back!

it was great then and it's still great :thumbup:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075191 - 08/31/04 08:19 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Funny that the original poster will most likely never know that his thread is a classic!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Ripple]
    #3075201 - 08/31/04 08:20 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's for the best.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3075219 - 08/31/04 08:24 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Wasn't there a thread about some guy splooging in a plant to?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: funkymonk]
    #3075231 - 08/31/04 08:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Yup, I remember it. It was a member who is well-respected, too, if I remember correctly.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075243 - 08/31/04 08:32 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Lets not go there ....It wasn't me! :crazy:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Ripple]
    #3075247 - 08/31/04 08:33 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075263 - 08/31/04 08:39 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Really !!!!!!!!!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Ripple]
    #3075270 - 08/31/04 08:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Was it Neuro?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3075537 - 08/31/04 10:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I forget who it was.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Redstorm]
    #3076861 - 09/01/04 05:43 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

one of the ethno garden mods if I remember correctly. so 50/50 chance of who it was

funny this thread is back again :grin:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3076878 - 09/01/04 05:52 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

"Would it be murder if I just flush them?"

:lol:

very cool thread!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: kaiowas]
    #3076885 - 09/01/04 05:55 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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"Would it be murder if I just flush them?"

:lol:

very cool thread!





haha...that's to funny.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3077521 - 09/01/04 11:52 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3077686 - 09/01/04 12:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: What a treasure!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3077982 - 09/01/04 02:46 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

may as well just make this one sticky....it will never die!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #3077987 - 09/01/04 02:48 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Some threads are definatly worth bumping.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3078544 - 09/01/04 05:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)



Holy shit 20 K views.

How did I miss this thread so many times?

I wonder if the frog people have multiplied their armies in the sewers, ready at command of the frog king to invade north america.



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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: RuNE]
    #3402371 - 11/24/04 06:59 AM (17 years, 18 days ago)

i need to go pray.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3402388 - 11/24/04 07:03 AM (17 years, 18 days ago)

Man, has this thread made some kind of record. 20,000 views.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3402391 - 11/24/04 07:05 AM (17 years, 18 days ago)

i laugh my ass off evertime i see this fucking thread..... :rotfl:


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    #3402393 - 11/24/04 07:06 AM (17 years, 18 days ago)

i say sticky it.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3402415 - 11/24/04 07:11 AM (17 years, 18 days ago)

why are you acting so dramatic? this isn't a horror flick its real life...there just gonna be frogs


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    #3913055 - 03/13/05 09:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

bump


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #3913086 - 03/13/05 09:28 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

are you part frog?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Roadkill]
    #4451474 - 07/25/05 06:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

it's been a good 4 months... this thread deserves a bump.


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    #4451777 - 07/25/05 07:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

dude this is fuken krazy seriously i think zep made this thred so he could make as many people he could jizz on random eggs......great funn tho..... best therd ive read!!!!!

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    #4451787 - 07/25/05 07:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

btw i cant belive that i read this whole fuken thing :finger:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: myCo_psyCo]
    #4451795 - 07/25/05 07:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha my work here is done!


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hahaha my work here is done!




thanx a lot i seriously hope no one else will read this...jk.....
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: myCo_psyCo]
    #4451903 - 07/25/05 07:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This was one of the first threads I saw when I reg'ed here.


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    #4451910 - 07/25/05 07:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:topicsucks:


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    #4451974 - 07/25/05 08:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

He came back and posted recently. Then he disappeared again.


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    #4458504 - 07/27/05 03:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl: x999

The funniest thread i've evar read.


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    #4458532 - 07/27/05 03:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I knew it was him as soon as he posted this.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post4287239


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:lol:

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Re: Scurred to dreath!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4458606 - 07/27/05 03:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Good stuff.


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Re: Scurred to dreath!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4458627 - 07/27/05 03:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Real good :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #4458630 - 07/27/05 03:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Would it be murder if I just flush them?



Yes


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: mantis]
    #4458633 - 07/27/05 03:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hahah


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4458638 - 07/27/05 03:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lol, fast and hard, I love it!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: BetaDelta]
    #4458979 - 07/27/05 06:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

LMAO!!!!!! I can't believe someone bumped this thread I was just fucking thinking about it too. BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: TinMan]
    #4465948 - 07/28/05 09:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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TinMan said:
Bullshit. The only problem is the fact that humans and frogs don't have the same number of chromosomes. I think what you're seeing is the eggs reacting to being violated by you. 




well unless he has down syndrome and then maybe because he's an idiot, and jacked off onto a frog egg, the converged knowing that a frog-mutant-idiot would grow out of them.  Just a thought :laugh:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: blueboomers]
    #4465968 - 07/28/05 09:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl::rotfl::rofl2:

AHAHAHA y would u cum on frog eggs??

(directed to zepplin)


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4466063 - 07/28/05 09:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Your on the dark side now... unfit for human kind.

You have no choice but to relocate to the sewers with your demon frognoids...

Good news is, with a pack of well trained frognoids, you could be a criminal mastermind!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Krishna]
    #4466068 - 07/28/05 09:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I remember this thread true classic i think it deserves a shroomery award


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: buckwheat]
    #4466075 - 07/28/05 09:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

seriously. but come on.... who comes on frog eggs:lol: im still cracking up bout that


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: buckwheat]
    #4467570 - 07/29/05 03:29 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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mindcandy said:
I remember this thread true classic i think it deserves a shroomery award




An shroomery award is definitely deserved here.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4468190 - 07/29/05 10:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)