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Offlinequantum reality
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    #9924289 - 03/06/09 05:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

who watches sports so they feel like a man?


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9924557 - 03/06/09 06:04 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I watch sports b/c I played them growing up and enjoy the competition and exercise when I do play them.


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Re: poll [Re: Redstorm]
    #9925195 - 03/06/09 07:55 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Growing up I played far more than I watched.  Then again, TV wasn't invented.  Pretty obnoxious question, though, isn't it?


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Re: poll [Re: zappaisgod]
    #9925230 - 03/06/09 08:02 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, im going for the beer belly and recliner.im taking up hunting next year.maybe even get a dodge ram


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9925284 - 03/06/09 08:11 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Only when I'm watching Nascar do I really get the full feeling of being a man.  Kind of get the same feeling when watching the t.v. series 24, but with a more patriotic feeling in addition to the enhanced masculinity I feel.
But what I really want to know is, what makes Quantum Reality feel like a man?


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Re: poll [Re: zappaisgod]
    #9925363 - 03/06/09 08:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Growing up I played far more than I watched.  Then again, TV wasn't invented.  Pretty obnoxious question, though, isn't it?



How old are you man?  You were a kid playing sports before the 1930's?

And yes the question was meant to be obnoxious as he feels sports are somehow a manifestation of masculine aggression and need to be stamped out.


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Re: poll [Re: Chespirito]
    #9925419 - 03/06/09 08:43 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Chespirito said:
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zappaisgod said:
Growing up I played far more than I watched.  Then again, TV wasn't invented.  Pretty obnoxious question, though, isn't it?



How old are you man?  You were a kid playing sports before the 1930's?

And yes the question was meant to be obnoxious as he feels sports are somehow a manifestation of masculine aggression and need to be stamped out.




Maybe he should focus more on something such as war for masculine aggression that needs to be stamped out.


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Re: poll [Re: mr.bixby]
    #9925711 - 03/06/09 09:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)



'Man sports are like, oh my god, like just so barbaric and men just want to like feel included ya know?  These comformists with their trucks and miller lite. '



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Re: poll [Re: Chespirito]
    #9926096 - 03/06/09 11:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9926856 - 03/07/09 02:50 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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quantum reality said:
yeah, im going for the beer belly and recliner.




Well unfortunately I don't have a nice recliner, but I sure as hell got the gut.

Of course I watch sports to me more of a man. It's scientifically proven to make your dick larger in length AND girth, and it obviously makes you way fucking cooler.


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Re: poll [Re: jewunit]
    #9946932 - 03/10/09 04:47 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

yeah i played sports for 8 years.then my consious expanded.


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9947310 - 03/10/09 05:54 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

If your consciousness didn't expand playing sports you weren't doing it right.  No amount of consumed poundage or grammage or microgrammage ever came close to the experience of time dilation and just pure physical joy of executing a play to perfection.  Time, for all intents and purposes, stops you know what's coming, what your opponent is doing and exactly how to respond.  THAT beats any drug high ever and I've had most of them.  Winning a championship as part of a team is beyond special, no matter what level.  Even better than an individual one.  A well fought second place doesn't suck either.


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9947376 - 03/10/09 06:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, in all honesty if you can't get anything out of sports besides skills specific to that sport, then I don't see how you could learn from other experiences either.


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Re: poll [Re: zappaisgod]
    #9947747 - 03/10/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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If your consciousness didn't expand playing sports you weren't doing it right.  No amount of consumed poundage or grammage or microgrammage ever came close to the experience of time dilation and just pure physical joy of executing a play to perfection.  Time, for all intents and purposes, stops you know what's coming, what your opponent is doing and exactly how to respond.  THAT beats any drug high ever and I've had most of them.  Winning a championship as part of a team is beyond special, no matter what level.  Even better than an individual one.  A well fought second place doesn't suck either.




Best thing you have ever said. You can tell you've been there.

Then again, this might be the only good thing you have ever said period.


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9947827 - 03/10/09 07:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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quantum reality said:
yeah i played sports for 8 years.then my consious expanded.




So, essentially, your new drug using friends think sports are stupid so they're not cool enough for you to watch anymore?


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Re: poll [Re: quantum reality]
    #9947963 - 03/10/09 07:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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quantum reality said:
yeah i played sports for 8 years.then my consious expanded.




Please.

The Dalai Lama plays basketball.  And ping pong.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: poll [Re: Redstorm]
    #9947970 - 03/10/09 07:52 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Do you really need to keep posting to this tripe?  So the guy doesn't like to play sports anymore and he feels it has something to do about overwrought masculinity.  Who the fuck cares?


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Re: poll [Re: whattheheck]
    #9951368 - 03/11/09 12:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
If your consciousness didn't expand playing sports you weren't doing it right.  No amount of consumed poundage or grammage or microgrammage ever came close to the experience of time dilation and just pure physical joy of executing a play to perfection.  Time, for all intents and purposes, stops you know what's coming, what your opponent is doing and exactly how to respond.  THAT beats any drug high ever and I've had most of them.  Winning a championship as part of a team is beyond special, no matter what level.  Even better than an individual one.  A well fought second place doesn't suck either.




Best thing you have ever said. You can tell you've been there.

Then again, this might be the only good thing you have ever said period.




Blow me.  I am going to fuck you in the draft so bad.  Every time around I'm going to figure out what you need most and grab that guy.
:angrydog:
Just kidding.
:cool: 
About the blow job.


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