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ExplosiveMango
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How do you remove your eggs
#9950138 - 03/11/09 04:22 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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from the carton? (lol)
I do it symmetrically, usually from the middle. The carton is nicer to pick up that way.
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Cause I'm poor as fuck at the moment I'm eating 'value' eggs (which are just bulk lots of eggs from caged hens). I pick out the nicest looking ones first, for the meals where the egg plays an integral part (like anything where the egg is just on its own) and then use the ones that don't look quite as good for meals where the egg is part of something else and aren't particularly noticeable (like pancakes or this stir fry thing I make).
As for patterns, well if I can afford decent eggs, I'll remove them however I goddamn please .
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Quote:
ExplosiveMango said: from the carton? (lol)
I do it symmetrically, usually from the middle. The carton is nicer to pick up that way.
depends on my eggy mood.
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: Merkin]
#9950269 - 03/11/09 06:43 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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i dont eat eggs, because they are a vital link in natures chain, and we must preserve chickens solely for the exquisite luxury of chicken ball
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With a fork
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ExplosiveMango said: I do it symmetrically, usually from the middle. The carton is nicer to pick up that way.
I do it symmetrically from the outside. The carton is easier to manage with the weight in the center rather than the outside. (I like to lower its moment )
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Prisoner#1
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I normally reach up under the hen and get whats there and then move on to the next until I have enough for breakfast for the whole family
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9950410 - 03/11/09 08:17 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I normally reach up under the hen and get whats there and then move on to the next until I have enough for breakfast for the whole family
Have your hens ever gotten into any high protein feed by accident?
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I start on one long row and work my way around
I don't really put much thought into it, it only takes me a few days to go through a carton of eggs.
I wish they'd start up the farmer's market again soon -- I want me some farm fresh eggs!
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2 from the right, then 2 from the left. repeat.
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: blewmeanie]
#9950568 - 03/11/09 09:12 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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blewmeanie said: With a fork
jews dont eat egg, stfu
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I pick them criss cross pattern like a chess board for even weight distribution.
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: lexmark]
#9950654 - 03/11/09 09:44 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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blewmeanie said: With a fork
jews dont eat egg, stfu
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: blewmeanie]
#9950669 - 03/11/09 09:47 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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with a red hot coat hanger.
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eggs are delicious. i should probably go make some.
we remove them right away and put them in the egg thing in the fridge.
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: blewmeanie]
#9950794 - 03/11/09 10:18 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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blewmeanie said:
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Prisoner#1 said: I normally reach up under the hen and get whats there and then move on to the next until I have enough for breakfast for the whole family
Have your hens ever gotten into any high protein feed by accident?
nope... only time I give them feed is in the winter and even that's limited to very cold days, otherwise they eat plants and bugs like chickens should
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Re: How do you remove your eggs [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9950831 - 03/11/09 10:27 AM (15 years, 21 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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blewmeanie said:
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Prisoner#1 said: I normally reach up under the hen and get whats there and then move on to the next until I have enough for breakfast for the whole family
Have your hens ever gotten into any high protein feed by accident?
nope... only time I give them feed is in the winter and even that's limited to very cold days, otherwise they eat plants and bugs like chickens should
I had one that would break into the cat food if you didn't lock it up. It makes them lay eggs like crazy, but they end up with really thin shells. I've heard it makes them age faster too.
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