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Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any?
    #9941689 - 03/09/09 07:11 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Doesn't have to be anything serious. When ever I am high I seem too change my philosophy's by the minute, haha. obviously not in the way that lsd or mushrooms would make me change my views, but I am constantly questioning  everything when I am high.

I wanna hear if anyone has any personal stoner philosophy's they live by?

I like Timothy Leary's idea to thumb your nose at authority. Marc Emery seems to have some good stoner ideas too.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9941705 - 03/09/09 07:15 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

puff puff pass?


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speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
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Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
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For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see, there will be an answer. let it be.
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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: proud_republican]
    #9941716 - 03/09/09 07:16 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

i wont smoke anything without a 20% THC content and a name.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: DoYouMusHrOOM]
    #9941730 - 03/09/09 07:18 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Don't pack small bong hits.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9941744 - 03/09/09 07:20 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

When in doubt take out the apple pipe!


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9941750 - 03/09/09 07:21 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Enjoy the little things in life to the fullest (smoke mids if you have to, don't be a weed snob).


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Jeffedelic]
    #9941786 - 03/09/09 07:26 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Mine are "Puff Puff Pass", "Smoke Everyday" and "Keep it Green" (where possible).


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: RussianScholar]
    #9941796 - 03/09/09 07:27 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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RussianScholar said:
When in doubt take out the apple pipe!





I want the chocolate Pie! :heresjohnny::hulk::wowz::ganja:

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9941808 - 03/09/09 07:30 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Ironically i realised what crappy foods i was putting in my mouth. Weed made my body feel bad when i read the nutrional charts on twinkies, fritos, mcdonalds etc. Now i try to eat healthy and my body feels much better, especially when im high.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: RussianScholar]
    #9941813 - 03/09/09 07:30 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Fruit Milkshake and Grilled Cheese sandwiches are my new favorite munchies:crazy2:


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"The crisis is a crisis in consciousness. A crisis that cannot anymore accept the old norms, the old patterns, the ancient traditions, and considering what the world is now with all the misery, conflict, destructive brutality, aggression, and so on, man is still as he was, is still brutal, violent, aggressive, acquisitive, competitive, and he has built a society along these lines."

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: RussianScholar]
    #9941827 - 03/09/09 07:33 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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Ironically i realised what crappy foods i was putting in my mouth. Weed made my body feel bad when i read the nutrional charts on twinkies, fritos, mcdonalds etc. Now i try to eat healthy and my body feels much better, especially when im high.





Word man. weed tells me to exercise every now and then, and to avoid disgusting food. at the same time though, I can enjoy a good fast food type meal when I am super blazed

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: RussianScholar]
    #9941835 - 03/09/09 07:35 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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Ironically i realised what crappy foods i was putting in my mouth. Weed made my body feel bad when i read the nutrional charts on twinkies, fritos, mcdonalds etc. Now i try to eat healthy and my body feels much better, especially when im high.




Agreed. I never cared about diet before I started smoking weed, but being stoned amplifies the effects of eating different foods on your body, both from a standpoint where (at least for me), eating bad foods actually kills my buzz, and eating healthy improves it. (Pizza/McD's compared to say, a Greek salad etc). Its over for eating crap these days, a little effort goes a long way. :mushroom2:


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: proud_republican]
    #9941848 - 03/09/09 07:37 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

One of my primary stoner philosophies is reasoning with myself on how to avoid situations where I can't just smoke more weed and medicate further.  Marijuana is certainly self-propagating and very convincing to the psyche.  Essentially, it wants the mind to want more weed so its existence is guaranteed further through the users who enjoys it.  Mushrooms do the same thing, so you have to be careful with living things that know how to get what they want as much as humans do.  It took me a long time to realize this btw.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: jazzillion]
    #9941872 - 03/09/09 07:43 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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One of my primary stoner philosophies is reasoning with myself on how to avoid situations where I can't just smoke more weed and medicate further.  Marijuana is certainly self-propagating and very convincing to the psyche.  Essentially, it wants the mind to want more weed so its existence is guaranteed further through the users who enjoys it.  Mushrooms do the same thing, so you have to be careful with living things that know how to get what they want as much as humans do.  It took me a long time to realize this btw.




Wise words there. Beneficial properties + Evolution = FTW. :thumbup:


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Stoi]
    #9942011 - 03/09/09 08:16 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

chronic only:ganja:


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: McFRIED]
    #9942068 - 03/09/09 08:29 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

It's not worth it to waste your time caring about what anyone else thinks. Just live the way you want.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: alternatereality]
    #9942126 - 03/09/09 08:40 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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It's not worth it to waste your time caring about what anyone else thinks. Just live the way you want.





my favorite way to live. I am an unusual person by society's standards, but why should I give a fuck :ganja:

I pride myself in my individualism :sunny:

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9942285 - 03/09/09 09:04 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

weed snobs are huge dorks.

Dont pay attention to them, and if its good you will know if you want to smoke that goodness because you hopefully know what you like.

Chronic.........lol

Kind of like, "ya dude that trainwreck and ak47 was insane, but those mids had a seriously nice price and they were better than beasters even though they cost alot less"


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You moron. Material is material is material.  No 'thing' fixes any situation.  If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: yageman]
    #9942291 - 03/09/09 09:05 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Being a weed snob is the only way to live... anything of subpar quality gives a subpar high.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: suburbanned]
    #9942298 - 03/09/09 09:06 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

dont hit it unless its green
i only hit first or seconds
but thats just cuz im spoiled :grin:


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Coaster]
    #9942334 - 03/09/09 09:10 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

"Weed .. erh .. makes .. everything more fun" - Doug Benson, when asked why he uses marijuana.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: psychedelicerr]
    #9942444 - 03/09/09 09:28 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

i have a naturally bad attitude. i got into alot of trouble when i was younger because of it. when i found cannabis, i mellowed out quite a bit. it taught me to slow down and just enjoy life.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Coaster]
    #9942523 - 03/09/09 09:38 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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dont hit it unless its green
i only hit first or seconds
but thats just cuz im spoiled :grin:



just empty all of your cashed bowls into a bag and send it to the address in your pm box :stoned:

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Coaster]
    #9943194 - 03/09/09 11:22 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

fuck yes where do i begin.

weed has done so much for me. when i smoke its like tripping and its always a really profound experience with revelations and insight.

ive learnt so much from weed and its given me so much drive. basing my judgements off the effects i personally get from weed, i find weed to be as great a teacher as psychedelics, just in a different sort of way.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9958826 - 03/12/09 02:56 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Buy new bags when you start running low on weed. When you get the new bag, just start using it right away. If, like me, you tend to have "dry spells" every once in a while, whether it's running low on cash or your dealer being out of town and you can't get any weed, you'll always have at least some shake from a few different bags that you can smoke for a day or two before you can get more.

I also keep all my stems. If you have a kief catcher, you can get a SHIT load of kief if you save up your stems. Good when you don't have any weed left...


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: psychonaut52]
    #9958880 - 03/12/09 03:07 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

What I am about to post is known as Marley's message. Probably some of the best stoner philosophy out there.

Mumia: The significance of the herb, aka, the flower?
Bob: Herb? herb is the healing of the nation, seen? Once you smoke herb, you all must think alike. Now if you thinking alike, dat mean we 'pon the same track. If we 'pon the same track, that mean we gonna unite. Some say 'don't smoke herb.' Dey don't want us to unite, right, so they say, 'don't smoke herb.' (laughter)...It's true! So you know, herb is the healing of the nation and people must get herb for dem use. Dem wanna smoke it, let 'em smoke it. Dem wanna boil it in tea, let 'em boil it in tea. If dem waan steam it, steam it, if dem gwanna eat a little, eat a little, but dem must det it! True true. Yea, mon, that is why I say, um, you have a lotta liquor store, and because dem know man must smoke, you have plenty cigarette, but dem no waan ya smoke herb, y'know? Because, as ya know, the alcohol kill ya, and herb build ya! Yea, herb make ya live. People I know smoke herb live the longest! Jah know! True, true! Herb smoker live the longest pon earth, mon -- true true! I know a man when I a likkle youth who smoke herb and I grown and see, him kyaan change, him is the same mon from ever since! (laughter)...Him a deal with Rasta, ya know? One named Robert. Never change. See him years, never change...It's Rasta ya know?


Gotta love Bob Marley. :potleaf::vaped::potleaf:


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: libertyshroom]
    #9958966 - 03/12/09 03:23 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

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What I am about to post is known as Marley's message. Probably some of the best stoner philosophy out there.

Mumia: The significance of the herb, aka, the flower?
Bob: Herb? herb is the healing of the nation, seen? Once you smoke herb, you all must think alike. Now if you thinking alike, dat mean we 'pon the same track. If we 'pon the same track, that mean we gonna unite. Some say 'don't smoke herb.' Dey don't want us to unite, right, so they say, 'don't smoke herb.' (laughter)...It's true! So you know, herb is the healing of the nation and people must get herb for dem use. Dem wanna smoke it, let 'em smoke it. Dem wanna boil it in tea, let 'em boil it in tea. If dem waan steam it, steam it, if dem gwanna eat a little, eat a little, but dem must det it! True true. Yea, mon, that is why I say, um, you have a lotta liquor store, and because dem know man must smoke, you have plenty cigarette, but dem no waan ya smoke herb, y'know? Because, as ya know, the alcohol kill ya, and herb build ya! Yea, herb make ya live. People I know smoke herb live the longest! Jah know! True, true! Herb smoker live the longest pon earth, mon -- true true! I know a man when I a likkle youth who smoke herb and I grown and see, him kyaan change, him is the same mon from ever since! (laughter)...Him a deal with Rasta, ya know? One named Robert. Never change. See him years, never change...It's Rasta ya know?


Gotta love Bob Marley. :potleaf::vaped::potleaf:





He was soo cool. He truly was a gift to humanity, if you can't see that then maybe you need start smokin' da herb, ya know?

I think its interesting the way he gets his point across in such a respectable and understanding way. Of course there will be haters, but they just don't understand.


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From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Rainman420]
    #9959559 - 03/12/09 05:12 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Live here now.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: mathewww]
    #9966048 - 03/13/09 05:23 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

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Live here now.




Good advice.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Coaster]
    #9966202 - 03/13/09 05:56 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

eat healthy foods! your body will thank you!


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: 2Cents]
    #9966247 - 03/13/09 06:08 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

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eat healthy foods! your body will thank you!




Haha, smoking weed has probably caused me to think more along the lines of "Fuck counting calories and dieting and obsessing over weight. Just eat whatever tastes good and be happy."

Thinking that way has probably helped me in the long run though. I haven't really gained weight or anything, but I feel much better not caring about stuff like that.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: alternatereality]
    #9966266 - 03/13/09 06:14 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

I think there's something to be said for eating healthy foods without counting calories. Obviously, fresh fruit and vegetables are better for you than fast food. It's all just avoiding the obviously-bad shit.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: psychonaut52]
    #9966480 - 03/13/09 07:07 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself"

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: alternatereality]
    #9966519 - 03/13/09 07:15 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

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eat healthy foods! your body will thank you!




Haha, smoking weed has probably caused me to think more along the lines of "Fuck counting calories and dieting and obsessing over weight. Just eat whatever tastes good and be happy."

Thinking that way has probably helped me in the long run though. I haven't really gained weight or anything, but I feel much better not caring about stuff like that.




Before I started smokin I used to eat alot of unhealthy foods but ever since I have strived to better myself by trying to eat healthy and exercise.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: 2Cents]
    #9973288 - 03/14/09 09:56 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

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2Cents said:
eat healthy foods! your body will thank you!




Haha, smoking weed has probably caused me to think more along the lines of "Fuck counting calories and dieting and obsessing over weight. Just eat whatever tastes good and be happy."

Thinking that way has probably helped me in the long run though. I haven't really gained weight or anything, but I feel much better not caring about stuff like that.




Before I started smokin I used to eat alot of unhealthy foods but ever since I have strived to better myself by trying to eat healthy and exercise.





same here man. as a stoner , I feel encouraged to be healthy. Working out, socializing sometimes, work on art-music, skateboarding, and eat some healthy food in the process. But I do not obsess over it because like alternatereality said: it feels better not to obsess over that type of stuff, + you only live once, no need to make yourself crazy as long as you don't over do it. :omgawesome:

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: RussianScholar]
    #9974835 - 03/15/09 02:58 AM (15 years, 17 days ago)

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When in doubt take out the apple pipe!




Best one yet.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Lakefingers]
    #9975242 - 03/15/09 07:52 AM (15 years, 17 days ago)

heres my stoner philosophy, that I developed when I was 16 and hittin the bong, worrying about what I was going to do with my life


If a man sits at home and smokes the bong until he dies, he will end up acheiving virtually as much as any other man on earth, and sinning far less.


I dont really think about this anymore, as I feel rather directed in life now that Im a bit older. but hopefully this might help someone out there avoid judging themselves as a failure or something

Unless you achieve something great, you will be forgotten like anybody else. So whats the difference between being a bong head, or having a crappy family and workin in some job your whole life and then dying?

raising a family, I guess, though, is something that being a bong head, even just early in life, could make much much more difficult


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: 2Cents]
    #9975337 - 03/15/09 09:00 AM (15 years, 17 days ago)

Don't just get high, have an experience. Obviously it can't always be an adventure, but make it one when you can.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Rocker232]
    #9975362 - 03/15/09 09:10 AM (15 years, 17 days ago)

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Don't just get high, have an experience. Obviously it can't always be an adventure, but make it one when you can.




Def. I like to blaze with people that like going on stoner adventures. So much more exciting then sitting around watching mother fucking tv. tv is the devil, weed teaches me this, even though I indulge in some shows

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9975528 - 03/15/09 10:17 AM (15 years, 17 days ago)

what you focus on expands. what you resist persists.
sometimes the very best thing to do is to not give a fuck :yesnod:.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9976126 - 03/15/09 12:49 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

I don't have a stoner philosophy, but i've gone deep into the philos de mushroom.

I've learned that people argue about petty shit 24/7. Just ignore everyone with a passive mind and laugh at the stupidity. They don't seem to realize how stupid everything in life is, so just sit back with a bag of popcorn and watch everyone fight. I love my life with this view.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Xog]
    #9976307 - 03/15/09 01:34 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

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I don't have a stoner philosophy, but i've gone deep into the philos de mushroom.

I've learned that people argue about petty shit 24/7. Just ignore everyone with a passive mind and laugh at the stupidity. They don't seem to realize how stupid everything in life is, so just sit back with a bag of popcorn and watch everyone fight. I love my life with this view.




That is genius. I think I felt like that after my mushroom trip- fuck everyone - just have fun - no reason to worry about things- waste of energy. Be happy even if it makes you a loner or different from the crowd  :heresjohnny::bigblunt:

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9976443 - 03/15/09 02:01 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

Its all the fighting in life that makes it worth living. I love conflict with those around me. It helps me to expand and grow. any way there is only one philosophy that I think is 100% accurate.

The cake is a lie.

Words to live by there.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: AFreeby]
    #9976470 - 03/15/09 02:06 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

Trust no one!

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9976487 - 03/15/09 02:10 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

You know nothing for sure.
Don't believe ANYTHING is fact or true because everything is always changing.
Treat other the way you would wan't to be treated.


There is no good or bad, only shades of grey


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: clemens]
    #9976630 - 03/15/09 02:45 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Noteworthy]
    #9980250 - 03/16/09 04:05 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Raising a family, (which is certainly not incompatible with bonghitting) no matter how crappy others may judge it to be, is a great achievement. 
It doesn't matter if you aren't remembered years after you're dead, many great people are forgotten. 
  If you hit a bong in your room until you die and don't go out and share your thoughts and experiences with people, you've wasted weed.  I suppose it's ok to waste weed if it's your own, though.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: monkeyheaven]
    #9981058 - 03/16/09 10:39 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

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Raising a family, (which is certainly not incompatible with bonghitting) no matter how crappy others may judge it to be, is a great achievement. 
It doesn't matter if you aren't remembered years after you're dead, many great people are forgotten. 
  If you hit a bong in your room until you die and don't go out and share your thoughts and experiences with people, you've wasted weed.  I suppose it's ok to waste weed if it's your own, though.




It's def a good idea for stoners to get out of their room!! That is one of the reasons I don't smoke all the time, other wise being in my room all day is too easy

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: skatealex2]
    #9981211 - 03/16/09 11:14 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Rule #1 - Don't underestimate the OTHER GUYS GREED

Rule #2 - don't get high on your own supply


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Stoi]
    #9981231 - 03/16/09 11:18 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

treat ppl they way you wont to be treated,or better!
^^ i live by this.all cause of the mota

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: herd]
    #9981264 - 03/16/09 11:25 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

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^^ i live by this.all cause of the mota




Did you know that already or did you learn it from Scarface?


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Coaster]
    #9981335 - 03/16/09 11:42 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

"Live your life as if it were an Role playing game. You will never fear anything in life but death."


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Coaster]
    #9981701 - 03/16/09 01:10 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

WAY too many... I am a natural philosopher, so on good weed... I make my friends mind blow up, and then I am only saying 20% of what I am thinking...

My favourite is: You are everything and everything is you, so there is NOTHING to be afraid of.
And: The past already happened so you can't change it, the future doesn't exist yet, all we can affect is the now, so live in the now.

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Fortunando]
    #9981705 - 03/16/09 01:11 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Hey hey hey...Smoke bud everyday

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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: ganja_guru]
    #9981853 - 03/16/09 01:39 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dude!


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: ShroomDoom]
    #9981957 - 03/16/09 01:55 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

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heres my stoner philosophy, that I developed when I was 16 and hittin the bong, worrying about what I was going to do with my life


If a man sits at home and smokes the bong until he dies, he will end up acheiving virtually as much as any other man on earth, and sinning far less.





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sometimes the very best thing to do is to not give a fuck :yesnod:.




It's all the same fuckin' void, right?


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: mathewww]
    #9983279 - 03/16/09 04:45 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

If it burns, we can smoke it!


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: Beef_Supreme]
    #9983303 - 03/16/09 04:48 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

That actually reminds me of an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where some stoners were out in the desert without bud, videotaping themselves smoking all the different plans and shit, and they ended up smoking poison sumac and died because their lungs swelled up as a reaction or somethin.


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Re: Stoner philosophy to live by? Anyone got any? [Re: citricacidx]
    #9986578 - 03/17/09 12:53 AM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Live free today, die tomorrow.

Sounds discouraging. But I'm blazed as hell and it is the first thing that came to mind. So i will let it stand.


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