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Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself
    #9933706 - 03/08/09 04:17 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

If you look at CNN or any other news site, it looks like there was a shooting today. Some gunman shot a pastor through a bible and killed him. Now I'm not religious or anything, but I hate to see a human life taken away. However, the dude was dumb when he shot through a bible, because it probably damaged the gun. He then tried to shoot himself, and it was jammed... so he tried stabbing himself. Didn't work. They got the guy alive.

I always wanted to know what would happen if one of these psycho shooters was caught alive.


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: supernovasky]
    #9933715 - 03/08/09 04:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

He'll be fine. Probably will just hang himself with a bed sheet.


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: supernovasky]
    #9933797 - 03/08/09 04:33 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

fry him

also in the news, former israeli president Moshe Katsav will
finally be facing charges of rape and sexual assault

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/03/08/israel.former.president/index.html?iref=mpstoryview


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9933835 - 03/08/09 04:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

theyll put him on suicide watch put eventually he will succeed in taking his own life


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: Coaster]
    #9933959 - 03/08/09 05:04 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Shooting up churches has become quite the fad these days. Schools and churches. There's a lot that could be said about this situation.

Sad story either way.


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: whattheheck]
    #9933975 - 03/08/09 05:08 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

the emphasis should move on to the churches, i feel.


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: Coaster]
    #9933991 - 03/08/09 05:12 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
theyll put him on suicide watch put eventually he will succeed in taking his own life




what a shitty way to live lol.

"how am I gonna try and kill myself today?!?"


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: supernovasky]
    #9934016 - 03/08/09 05:18 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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supernovasky said:
I always wanted to know what would happen if one of these psycho shooters was caught alive.


Taxpayers money keeps him alive and well fed for years... Unless he's in Texas or Florida:smirk:.


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #9934144 - 03/08/09 05:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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the emphasis should move on to the churches, i feel.




Mid-ninties Norwegian church burnings, anyone?


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: SvampViking]
    #9934154 - 03/08/09 05:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

no i'm talking about people walking into stone churches with machine guns


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #9934208 - 03/08/09 05:55 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Why don't you get on that then?


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: SvampViking]
    #9934224 - 03/08/09 05:58 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

because people on the internet don't have time to go on killing sprees


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Re: Finally a gunman is unable to kill himself [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #9934235 - 03/08/09 05:59 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

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b0red5tiff said:
no i'm talking about people walking into stone churches with machine guns




and when the parishners or priest shoots back?

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=FA0615FD3B5E10738DDDAA0994DB405B8585F0D3


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