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 Syle
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 "A Letter from My Boss" 
#9914143 - 03/04/09 11:15 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
---Haha, good stuff.
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Tangerines
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Syle]
#9914152 - 03/04/09 11:16 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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That is awesome. Is it Actually from your job?
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DaVinci
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Syle]
#9914158 - 03/04/09 11:17 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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how about laying off the 6 worst and/or most unnecessary employees?
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thirdtragedy
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Syle]
#9914163 - 03/04/09 11:17 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you serious? What state do you live in? I doubt that is a legal way of letting people off. Well this might be a joke... but the tax increaes for the "wealthy" won't be in effect until 2011 anyways so maybe he should have waited until then? Anyways I am guessing you weren't one of the people with a obama sticker on your car? 
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Snaggletooth
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Syle]
#9914172 - 03/04/09 11:19 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Syle said:
Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
---Haha, good stuff.
I so wish that really happened! Good one.
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mozartvicious
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I agree, Obama is a joke, fire those people first. I'm sure they'll have free health care and a free house with food stamps and welfare handed to 'em anyway.
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Syle
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Tangerines
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Quote:
mozartvicious said:
I agree, Obama is a joke, fire those people first. I'm sure they'll have free health care and a free house with food stamps and welfare handed to 'em anyway.
Dude Obama already is sending me 10k a month in play money.
Because that is all money means to him.
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 thescientist
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Syle]
#9914200 - 03/04/09 11:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I bet they were the only 6 coloured people.....
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DieCommie
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: DaVinci]
#9914203 - 03/04/09 11:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
DaVinci said:
how about laying off the 6 worst and/or most unnecessary employees?
Thats what he did...
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thirdtragedy
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Quote:
mozartvicious said:
I agree, Obama is a joke, fire those people first. I'm sure they'll have free health care and a free house with food stamps and welfare handed to 'em anyway.
well when you put it that way.... hahaha. wtf.
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circularvortex
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Tangerines]
#9914215 - 03/04/09 11:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said:
Quote:
mozartvicious said:
I agree, Obama is a joke, fire those people first. I'm sure they'll have free health care and a free house with food stamps and welfare handed to 'em anyway.
Dude Obama already is sending me 10k a month in play money.
Because that is all money means to him.
What? How? You're in the same social class as me right now...I want Obama money!
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
  
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Tangerines
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It's because I am half black just like him. Oreo love baby!
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mozartvicious
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Tangerines]
#9914223 - 03/04/09 11:26 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Isn't the white house section 8 now? haha... and why does his stupid wife want a salary too?
Obama is bratty and stubborn, we could have elected an idealistic high school student that was a part of the academic club (credentials) and get the same results.
I hope I'm wrong. I'm just glad I pulled my investments out back in early 2007.
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circularvortex
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Tangerines]
#9914230 - 03/04/09 11:26 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Aren't you Irish or something?
I remember you being somewhere between pasty and fluorescent 
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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Tangerines
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I heard Obama was going to put a fucking Disco Floor/Basketball court in the White House. How unorthodox can you get?
What's next? A fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Syle]
#9914243 - 03/04/09 11:28 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Syle said:
Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
---Haha, good stuff.
I'd be psyched if that happened to me. I'd have his pathetic ass in court so fucking fast.
I didn't vote for Obama, but firing someone for their political beliefs is just ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit though....true story
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Tangerines
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Quote:
circularvortex said:
Aren't you Irish or something?
I remember you being somewhere between pasty and fluorescent
Yea German/Irish Aryan hybrid with a little bit of non important stuff. Hitler would have loved me. We could have done meth together.
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mozartvicious
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Tangerines]
#9914246 - 03/04/09 11:29 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahaha
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circularvortex
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Re: "A Letter from My Boss" [Re: Tangerines]
#9914247 - 03/04/09 11:29 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey man, if the President needs to boogey, the president needs to boogey
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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