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Anonymous #1

to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted
    #9881880 - 02/28/09 01:23 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I made a new thread because I knew after seeing NOTHING but trolling you wouldn't go back to it.

I HAVE heard of this. It's real, not a joke. But apparently nowhere NEAR as common as vaginal flatulence (a.k.a. queefing). All i've heard about this is anecdotal stories, but they arent urban myths or anything.

I tried researching for you, but like you said, there is nothing to be found on the matter.

My best guess is this... In the base of the penis there is a sphincter that tightens around the urethra (im probably spelling all of this wrong, im not a doctor, whatever). I would imagine that yours is loose, or possibly non-existent, letting air in.. and then the urethra tightens again so when the air comes out it makes that whistling noise. Does it do this when your penis is stationary? Or only during sex? If it's only during sex then my hypothesis is probably correct.

to the people trolling this guy; if he isn't joking, put yourself in his place.. Not cool. You seem to forget what anon is about. You should get warnings (yet I get warnings for posting names of online salvia retailers WTF?!?) the mods are bizarre, i can't figure them out.

I feel uncomfortable about being circumcized, i wish i wasn't. So i kind of know how it feels, but I'm sure your problem is more uncomfortable.. although much more fixable, try seeing a urologist.


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Anonymous #2

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9882039 - 02/28/09 02:23 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:congrats:


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Anonymous #3

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9882214 - 02/28/09 03:31 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

It's called a "gwarf"(penis fart), don't ask me why.


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Anonymous #4

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9882257 - 02/28/09 03:47 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

if I had a qwarfing penis - I'd be in porn with it  :smirk:


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Anonymous #5

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #9886087 - 02/28/09 06:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

porn name would be whistleing dicksie


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Anonymous #2

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #9886188 - 02/28/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:foreheadslap:


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Anonymous #3

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #9891960 - 03/01/09 06:20 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

or the penis flute


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Anonymous #6

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9891970 - 03/01/09 06:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my penis can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but penis farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern.
Best Wishes


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Anonymous #6

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #9891975 - 03/01/09 06:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i recently discovered that if i take a syringe (not with a needly of coarse) and fill it with air and put it up to the end of my penis and inject air into my penis causeing me to fart and its quite funny, is this safe?


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Anonymous #3

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #9893264 - 03/01/09 09:37 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Another good porn name would be peter piper.


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Anonymous #7

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9893808 - 03/01/09 10:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Nah nah nah, the "Skin flute." is much more appealing to porn watchers.


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Anonymous #8

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #9893829 - 03/01/09 10:48 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)



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Anonymous #9

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #9893935 - 03/01/09 11:02 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
i recently discovered that if i take a syringe (not with a needly of coarse) and fill it with air and put it up to the end of my penis and inject air into my penis causeing me to fart and its quite funny, is this safe?




No, no it's not.


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