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Anonymous #6

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9891970 - 03/01/09 06:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my penis can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but penis farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern.
Best Wishes


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Anonymous #6

Re: to the guy with the penis problem that recently posted [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #9891975 - 03/01/09 06:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i recently discovered that if i take a syringe (not with a needly of coarse) and fill it with air and put it up to the end of my penis and inject air into my penis causeing me to fart and its quite funny, is this safe?


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