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Anonymous #1

Thunder down under
    #9873387 - 02/26/09 10:44 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my penis can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Am I the only one? Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but penis farted?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9873447 - 02/26/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

take care of it
im sure a hacksaw would suffice


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Anonymous #3

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9873506 - 02/26/09 11:10 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Lol???

I'm speechless.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9873613 - 02/26/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

you're kidding, right?

...that's fucking hilarious


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Anonymous #5

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #9873766 - 02/27/09 12:13 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Is this for real OP?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #9873801 - 02/27/09 12:21 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

would you like me to record it for you?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9873812 - 02/27/09 12:24 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

What do your penor farts smell like?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9873814 - 02/27/09 12:24 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Video please.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9873860 - 02/27/09 12:40 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Terminal gay, I'd talk to a doctor.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9873951 - 02/27/09 01:03 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I want to hear a recording to validate this authenticity.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #9874001 - 02/27/09 01:16 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Yup, recording.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9874010 - 02/27/09 01:18 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

You've got a real talent there. You should go on the road with it.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #9874085 - 02/27/09 01:35 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

That's not farting, that's just jizz being squeezed out...


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Anonymous #12

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #9874575 - 02/27/09 05:35 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

to much penis fingering?...
:shrug:....


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Anonymous #13

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #9874580 - 02/27/09 05:38 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Make a recording so we can accurately diagnose...


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Anonymous #11

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #9874583 - 02/27/09 05:40 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Ouch.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #9875060 - 02/27/09 08:15 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Make a recording so we can accurately diagnose...



:yesnod:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9875080 - 02/27/09 08:24 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl: Nasty!


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Anonymous #16

Re: Thunder down under [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9875088 - 02/27/09 08:26 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:congrats:

that's some decent trolling right thar


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Anonymous #17

Re: Thunder down under *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9877182 - 02/27/09 01:34 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: jalkjdhflajkdf



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