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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Oscuro_lobo] 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: automan] 1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: NewAccount] 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] 3
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: NewAccount] 6
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Phleg] 2
#26958504 - 09/28/20 09:10 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] 2
#26958547 - 09/28/20 09:46 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Loving the Return to the Stygian Porto-Mind of your Ant & Grub forefathers one. Holy Hell its so good.
Now my gut hurts.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26958924 - 09/28/20 02:25 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 2
#26959162 - 09/28/20 05:30 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I kinda feel like molly and meth s/b switched
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] 8
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Nickoloxious] 4
#26959503 - 09/28/20 10:01 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome]
#26959765 - 09/29/20 06:09 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well... That's weird...
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Cracked Egg] 5
#26961479 - 09/30/20 05:53 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] 4
#26961619 - 09/30/20 08:40 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Holy fuck! I've had a baggie of smelly speed fall out on a counter at a convenience store. This was before ATM cards and only cash in the pocket, lol!
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26961630 - 09/30/20 08:47 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
#26961653 - 09/30/20 09:17 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was freaked out! I thought they would call the cops on me etc....Talk about amphetamine paranoia, lol!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26961671 - 09/30/20 09:33 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Last year I had to fill out a form for a parking sticker in my college's campus police department. When I pulled out my student ID I dropped something on the floor which I just thought was just lint or something and I didn't even think about it because I was busy talking to the cop. When I got to my car I realized it was my saran-wrapped tab of LSD that I had stashed in my wallet behind my student ID during a recent trip to Myrtle Beach.
They had cameras in there too, but luckily nothing came of it... probably just ended up getting vacuumed up. I was still pretty on edge for a couple weeks after that though.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: feevers] 2
#26961712 - 09/30/20 09:56 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to keep my extra hits of LSD in my cig pack in between the cellophane and cardboard. People could see it I'm sure, lol. One time on the way home I took my last smoke out and disrespectfully threw the empty pack out the window. As it left my hand I was like "OH NO"!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#26961729 - 09/30/20 10:12 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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A former friend of mine was shopping -stoned- when he decided to hit a store for a pack of whipped cream cartridges.
He knew he was stoned and looking it, he decided to play it as cool as he could to see if he could fool the salesperson.
He walked up to her, again, -stoned and showing it- and a bit too slowly said: "excuse me, can I have laughing gas cartridges?"
She pointed, laughing, exclaiming "I KNEW IT! YOU USE THEM AS DRUGS!"
He was done in that store
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