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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Oscuro_lobo] * 3
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Phleg] * 4
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she replied.

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Father replied, "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Phleg]
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I just tried searching that to see if it works and it actually popped up as a suggestion before I could finish typing it :rofl:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] * 3
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] * 2
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Most brutal street fight ever:



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante] * 6
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Patlal]
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Meanwhile in Israel, back in lockdown


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: NewAccount]
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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
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don't you mean this better one :lol:



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: InnerWisdom] * 6
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Can relate

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: InnerWisdom] * 4
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Jimmy Carr is a British standup comedian who makes jokes so politically incorrect that he can't do his uncensored routine in the USA because outraged people interfere.

Here's him throwing some off on his home turf:




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