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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 1
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i stopped before starting


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Phleg] * 1
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Your avatar makes it look like you found pris.


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To mingle with the Universe, and feel
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: birdeatingspider] * 8
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante] * 5
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They look soooooooo bummed about their baby :lol:


















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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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A lion goes up to the watering hole, bends over to take a drink, his tail in the air. This gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and gives him the ol' Liberace (if you know what I mean).

The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a safari camp ahead.

The gorilla runs into the camp, grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt, and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a New York Times, pretending to read, to hide his face.

The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, “did anyone see a gorilla run through here?”

The gorilla, in full disguise, said, “you mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?”

The lion cries out, “Christ! It’s in the paper already?”


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: rocklobster] * 3
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A mouse comes upon a elephant in the woods with a thorn in his foot, the elephant asks the mouse to remove it for him because it really hurts, the mouse pulls the thorn outta the elephants foot and the elephant says thank you, ill give you anything you want, and the mouse says, I always wanted to fuck an elephant, the elephants like, wtf, but the mouse is like, you said anything, so the elephant agrees, the mouse gets up behind the elephant and is humping away, meanwhile a couple of monkeys are up in a tree watching, one of them throws a coconut and it hits the elephant in the head, the elephant says OW! and the mouse says, yeah, take it all bitch


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And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 3
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Alexthegreat] * 1
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That, and they make innovative movies no one would have thought to produce.






And television thats just... Wrong.



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
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the cringe factor on that movie is OVER 9000 (just like my outdated memes :smirk:)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Simisu]
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I think its safe to say the director has a fetish which worked its way onto the silver screen :rotfl:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
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The other day I was sitting around wondering, maybe there's a planet out there where their number/math system has their daily temps sitting just below 9000.

"Today will be partly cloudy with a low of over 9000."

"It's so hot today, it's got to be over 9000."

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] * 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] * 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: viraldrome] * 2
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I don't get it - she's probably a way cooler mom than you had or will date


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: twighead] * 4
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Nothing says cool like period blood on your kids head for attention  :curbyourenthusiasm:

Edited by MrBlueYoMind (08/24/20 07:14 AM)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
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The thing here is that the other guy on the right doesn't know what the powerpoint's gonna  be like

Edited by InnerWisdom (08/24/20 09:50 AM)

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