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 LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
 
Registered: 05/12/07
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#26623973 - 04/24/20 05:39 AM (5 years, 2 days ago) |
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I love that fishie cartoon and the MP3 meme Tantrika and the Juggalo viraldome joke. Thank you guys :awesome.
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 Primal Glitch
literally just vibing
Registered: 05/06/07
Posts: 4,884
Loc: 🌎 
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 9
#26624884 - 04/24/20 02:22 PM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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gnome sayin'?
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morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper
Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 31,744
Loc: House of Mirrors
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch] 6
#26625311 - 04/24/20 05:45 PM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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BooShow
Spooky
Registered: 03/05/20
Posts: 884
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: morrowasted] 2
#26625349 - 04/24/20 06:08 PM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 71,408
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Last seen: 3 days, 11 hours
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: morrowasted] 6
#26625363 - 04/24/20 06:13 PM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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Asante
omnicyclion.org admin
Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 89,789
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 7
#26626099 - 04/25/20 02:05 AM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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Northerner
splelling chceker
Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 16,232
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante] 4
#26626162 - 04/25/20 02:55 AM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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Quoted from a thread on an onion forum
OnionGuy said:
I like Xanax every so often, but I'm not a total bartard. I've always only bought from the vendor XXXXX but he was on vacation one time when I wanted some. I was buying these before going back to my home State for my mom's funeral. I wanted to have them before I left waiting for me when I came back.
I went with someone else who seemed alright, but turned out to be a moron (I can't remember who). I bought like 10 for $40 or something in escrow. So way too many days go by and no package. I fly to my home state. Then I message vendor and they tell me to contact them on wickr. At the time I did not know this is a bit of a sketchy move. So I go on wickr, vendor apologizes and promises a re-ship after giving my address again.
I'm flying home and see through informed delivery the reship is in my mailbox. God damn did I need a bar. My flight lands and it's snowing out. I come back to my car with a ticket frozen to my windshield for expired tags. I can't afford the parking garage bill and plead with the manager for an hour in the snow. He lets me go after I give him all the money I have. I an hour drive home from the airport. 20 minutes in I get pulled over for speeding. I'm almost starting to find all this funny. Luckily this cop was nice and ripped up the ticket after I told him everything happening to me. God dam did I need those Xans.
I finally make it home, and grab my shipment. I'm dying to down a bar after this fucking week and day. It's a big manilla envelope with something tube shaped inside of it. Kinda odd stealth but whatever.
I pull out the tube which is sealed at both ends. I open up one of the ends and fucking penis shaped glitter explodes and continues shooting out of the tube. Sparkly dicks are everywhere. It's raining glitter dicks, hallelujah. My brain has a blue screen of death because I have no idea how to react or process what is happening. The vendor, whose money is in escrow, sent me a fucking sparkly dick glitter bomb.
At this point all I could do is laugh. When you and an entire room of your home are covered in glitter dicks you just gotta laugh. And I needed this laugh after my week. I was never able to clean up all of the dicks. I moved out of that place about three months after that and still found dicks during my final check of everything.
I disputed the order and got my money back. Has this happened to anyone else?
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Nowheremans
Registered: 10/06/18
Posts: 255
Loc: on the spiral
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Northerner]
#26626224 - 04/25/20 04:17 AM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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Tantrika
Miss Ann Thrope
Registered: 03/26/12
Posts: 17,235
Loc: Lashed to the pyre
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Oscuro_lobo] 3
#26626322 - 04/25/20 06:12 AM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 71,408
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 3 days, 11 hours
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#26626333 - 04/25/20 06:16 AM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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The Birthing one blew my mind! 
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 71,408
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 3 days, 11 hours
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#26626893 - 04/25/20 11:20 AM (5 years, 1 day ago) |
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Shout out to the US Federal Government for this magical moment. 
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 71,408
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Last seen: 3 days, 11 hours
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#26627829 - 04/25/20 06:10 PM (5 years, 18 hours ago) |
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster
Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26627851 - 04/25/20 06:19 PM (5 years, 18 hours ago) |
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*you’re
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 Orange clock, pencil
"They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34 
Gam zeh ya’avor...
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 71,408
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 3 days, 11 hours
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Amanita86] 2
#26627857 - 04/25/20 06:20 PM (5 years, 18 hours ago) |
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"inside you are bloodstream".
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster
Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26627875 - 04/25/20 06:28 PM (5 years, 18 hours ago) |
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Orange clock, pencil
"They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34
Gam zeh ya’avor...
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TheStallionMang
I nvr said I was afraid of dying
Registered: 10/18/17
Posts: 5,791
Loc:
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Amanita86] 2
#26628693 - 04/26/20 02:46 AM (5 years, 10 hours ago) |
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If you don't watch the whole thing, watch the last 30 sec
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 71,408
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 3 days, 11 hours
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#26628776 - 04/26/20 03:46 AM (5 years, 9 hours ago) |
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Ah yes, nice catch! Now i see 
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TheStallionMang
I nvr said I was afraid of dying
Registered: 10/18/17
Posts: 5,791
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26628786 - 04/26/20 03:52 AM (5 years, 9 hours ago) |
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"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un dead, according to reports ..."
So does that mean he came back as a zombie???
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blessed
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NewAccount
Stranger
Registered: 10/05/17
Posts: 138
Loc: N.I. U.K
Last seen: 2 years, 7 months
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: blessed] 10
#26628875 - 04/26/20 04:59 AM (5 years, 7 hours ago) |
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