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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27057655 - 11/25/20 09:08 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

Lol, you must not get out much.

Racist?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: pslyke]
    #27057682 - 11/25/20 09:21 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

Maria is a common latinx name
Jasmine is a common african american name
Minorities are so promiscious they got multiple maria and jasmines they fucking lol

Great joke

I get out enough to recognize those names were chosen for a reason, maybe patlal doesnt but now he should


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 3
    #27057700 - 11/25/20 09:34 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

down here in texas jasmine I know more hispanic jasmines than black jasmines

my guess is that the image was made by a hispanic person

and the joke is not that the jasmines and marias are prosmicuous, it's that the guy receiving the texts is being a scumbag in a very ironic way


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: morrowasted]
    #27057703 - 11/25/20 09:36 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

https://imgur.com/nbu8uf4


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 6
    #27057712 - 11/25/20 09:40 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

I'm latino and I'm offended by the "latinx" pronoun. Makes me feel like an unidentifiable science experiment


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
    #27057714 - 11/25/20 09:41 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: psi] * 2
    #27057806 - 11/25/20 11:16 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

The only Jasmine I know is from Costa Rica.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #27057821 - 11/25/20 11:21 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

The only Jasmine I can think of is the Aladdin character, never met anyone called that.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler] * 1
    #27057842 - 11/25/20 11:36 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

I know a Jasmine. Shes full Caucasian-American. Maria is pretty Hispanic thou :sadyes:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #27057872 - 11/25/20 11:56 PM (9 months, 27 days ago)

Eat a dick sugarbear, its a free world!!!!!!!

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: RaRaRasputin]
    #27058084 - 11/26/20 04:32 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

Jasmine essential oil is the standard essential oil I evaporate in my home to impart a fragrance. Its a delicious smelling exotic floral odor that positively affects the minds of those smelling it. Bought a liter of the stuff at an essential oils merchant in Thailand for a great price.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27058106 - 11/26/20 05:18 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

Jasmine is the gift that Indian men give to their wives on the wedding day, and each anniversary, until there's so many jasmine plants that the patio collapses and at least 5 dogs die and the entire neighborhood cries for a week.

It's like in the country when a porch collapses about at least 5 dogs die but also some cats. :themoreyouknow:




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Fiery]
    #27058121 - 11/26/20 06:18 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

1-2 drops of Jasmine oil and your room is fragrant.

as to benefits:

Jasmine oil, a type of essential oil derived from the jasmine flower, is a popular natural remedy for improving mood, overcoming stress and balancing hormones. Jasmine oil has been used for hundreds of years in parts of Asia as a natural remedy for depression, anxiety, emotional stress, low libido and insomnia.

Research suggests that jasmine oil, which has genus species name Jasminum officinale, works by positively influencing the nervous system. Through aromatherapy or by penetrating the skin, the oils from the jasmine flower have an effect on a number of biological factors — including heart rate, body temperature, stress response, alertness, blood pressure and breathing. (1)

Many people refer to jasmine oil as a natural aphrodisiac because it’s said to have a “seductive” scent that can increase sensuality. In fact, jasmine oil is sometimes nicknamed “queen of the night” — both because of the strong smell of jasmine flower at night and also because of its libido-boosting qualities. (2)
What Is Jasmine Oil?

Traditionally, jasmine oil has been used in places like China to help the body detox and relieve respiratory and liver disorders. It’s also used to decrease pain associated with pregnancy and childbirth. Here are some of the most well-researched and loved benefits of jasmine oil today:

    Dealing with stress
    Reducing anxiety
    Fighting depression
    Increasing alertness
    Helping to fight low energy or chronic fatigue syndrome
    Reducing menopausal symptoms and working as a natural remedy for PMS and cramps
    Helping with sleep
    Acting as an aphrodisiac



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
    #27058139 - 11/26/20 07:26 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

Ironic how you all get so defensive that I pointed out the racist nature of that meme






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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
    #27058206 - 11/26/20 09:27 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

MAGA Cringe Compilation 1-4






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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler] * 2
    #27058317 - 11/26/20 10:56 AM (9 months, 27 days ago)

I'm already disgusted and disappointed, I have no need to watch those. I tried to watch the first one and I just can't deal.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27058335 - 11/26/20 11:06 AM (9 months, 26 days ago)

I like the Randy Quaid one. :lol:


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    #27058669 - 11/26/20 02:05 PM (9 months, 26 days ago)

From Maga Cringe video 1, jump to 00:40


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