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Anonymous #29

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #9789654 - 02/13/09 09:06 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

My (now ex) girlfriend got drunk and fucked my best friend the day after I told her I loved her.

I'd never told her or anyone that I love them and really meant it. She stomped on my heart to say the least.

Immediately after this happened I beat the fuck out of my best friend, broke up with her and then went on a 5 day vodka bender.

I soon after tried E and Mushrooms. I initially did them for the wrong reasons but now I loooove E and psychedelics.


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Anonymous #18

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #9790308 - 02/13/09 12:23 PM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
In the olden days women were taught to be humble and it was respectful to only have 1 husband,
now we teach them girl power - beat the shit out of each other and be a stupid spoiled whore.

They hold the aces.  They got pussy and we chase it.  Not willing to play? Fuck ya theres a million other dudes in the queue already.




Probably the most profoundly true statement I've read all day.


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Anonymous #30

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #9793109 - 02/13/09 10:52 PM (15 years, 12 days ago)

this thread is awesome! after a shit ton of being stomped on by evil bitch's u start to feel like the only 1. wish i heard these stories years ago. well any way here's 1 of my stories

so i worked w/ this girl in a real shitty job. were talkin 14 hour shifts was a short day. well i worked side by side w/ this girl. her mom and 2 sisters worked there as well.
we would talk for our entire shift and she would call me afterward. well she was seeing someone at this point. but they broke up and after a few weeks fihured it was time to ask her out. of course she said yes.
after a few months of dating things got pretty serious. well i worked w/ half her fucking family and she would always tell me horror stories about them. about her step dad trying to rape her, and her mom trying to get her to marry the loser she was w/ b4 me. she basicaly fed me a whole bunch of shit about her family to make me hate them and not believe a word they said. and she said some twisted shit. and it worked. what can i say i was in love.
one day she was acting weird as fuck. after an hour of nagging, i got her tell me what was up. she said she was offered a scholarship to a school in arizona, (we are in minnesota by the way) so i was heartbroken! that night i forced a bottle of so.co. 100 and 3 bottles of strong ass homemade wine down my throte. my best friend/roomate still gives me shit about having 2 take me 2 get my stomach pumped.
well this was getting close to x-mas.
i decided she was the 1 and i couldn't lose her. so i went out and dropped a couple grand on a ring. i even told my fucking family i was going to propose!
a few days b4 x-mas i saw she was wearing this big ass gold engagement ring. i said whats up w/ that and she said it was a gift from her grandmother. so i figured either grandmas fucking senile or i just got fucked hard right in the ass.
well to cut this a little shorter it turned out she was still seing the other guy off n on and he proposed. meanwhile i just wanted to die and i had a 2thousnd dollar ring that could only be returned for store credit!
so to make a long ass story not so long, yes my rolex is real!


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Anonymous #18

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #9793230 - 02/13/09 11:26 PM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
so to make a long ass story not so long, yes my rolex is real!



:lol:


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Anonymous #26

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #9793459 - 02/14/09 12:34 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
so to make a long ass story not so long, yes my rolex is real!




:hamsterdance:


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Anonymous #1

. [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #9794187 - 02/14/09 05:42 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

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Anonymous #31

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9794190 - 02/14/09 05:47 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Teased me for 2 years, dated me after my homie ditched her, and then went right back to him 2 months later.

Being a 14 year old kid at the time, it sucked.

Ah well, fuck that slut. I've got a suuuuuuuuper good girl now. :lol:


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Anonymous #32

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #9794199 - 02/14/09 05:54 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
so to make a long ass story not so long, yes my rolex is real!



:lol:


:rofl2:


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Anonymous #30

Re: What is the coldest thing a female has done to you? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9795711 - 02/14/09 01:29 PM (15 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
this thread is awesome! after a shit ton of being stomped on by evil bitch's u start to feel like the only 1. wish i heard these stories years ago. well any way here's 1 of my stories

so i worked w/ this girl in a real shitty job. were talkin 14 hour shifts was a short day. well i worked side by side w/ this girl. her mom and 2 sisters worked there as well.
we would talk for our entire shift and she would call me afterward. well she was seeing someone at this point. but they broke up and after a few weeks fihured it was time to ask her out. of course she said yes.
after a few months of dating things got pretty serious. well i worked w/ half her fucking family and she would always tell me horror stories about them. about her step dad trying to rape her, and her mom trying to get her to marry the loser she was w/ b4 me. she basicaly fed me a whole bunch of shit about her family to make me hate them and not believe a word they said. and she said some twisted shit. and it worked. what can i say i was in love.
one day she was acting weird as fuck. after an hour of nagging, i got her tell me what was up. she said she was offered a scholarship to a school in arizona, (we are in minnesota by the way) so i was heartbroken! that night i forced a bottle of so.co. 100 and 3 bottles of strong ass homemade wine down my throte. my best friend/roomate still gives me shit about having 2 take me 2 get my stomach pumped.
well this was getting close to x-mas.
i decided she was the 1 and i couldn't lose her. so i went out and dropped a couple grand on a ring. i even told my fucking family i was going to propose!
a few days b4 x-mas i saw she was wearing this big ass gold engagement ring. i said whats up w/ that and she said it was a gift from her grandmother. so i figured either grandmas fucking senile or i just got fucked hard right in the ass.
well to cut this a little shorter it turned out she was still seing the other guy off n on and he proposed. meanwhile i just wanted to die and i had a 2thousnd dollar ring that could only be returned for store credit!
so to make a long ass story not so long, yes my rolex is real!




FUCK! How long ago was this? Are they still married? Statistics will show that that marriage was doomed from the start.




it was about 2 years ago. i havent heard ne thing about them even though i still fuck her sister whenever i go back home to visit family.


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