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InvisiblePyroBurns
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FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat..
    #9763275 - 02/08/09 10:30 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

How fucking vile can fruit be? It was like 100% orange rind mixed with worm shit. WHAT THE FUCK! Awful. Got it from Fred Meyers and it wasn't rotten.


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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9763284 - 02/08/09 10:32 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Never eaten a kumquat :justdontknow:

Eaten quite a few cumming twats though :naughty:


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InvisiblePyroBurns
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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: niteowl]
    #9763299 - 02/08/09 10:34 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

You licked a creampie?


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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9763303 - 02/08/09 10:35 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Haha, yeah, that's pretty much my experience with kumquats. I had one freshly-picked when I was in Florida once. It's just not a good fruit :shrug:


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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: Entropymancer]
    #9763314 - 02/08/09 10:36 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

You gatta let em get ripe ....like almost rotten /sqeezy/juicy ,before they turn sweet......:crazy2:


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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9763322 - 02/08/09 10:37 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

PyroBurns said:
You licked a creampie?




:ilold:

not quite

licked the twat till it came :wink:


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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9763343 - 02/08/09 10:40 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

i like 'em lots...

mm.. just pop the whole thing in your mouth.

delicious.


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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9763613 - 02/08/09 11:27 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

I got some once that were fucking GOOD. Then the next time I bought them, they were not so good. The first ones were really sweet, the second not so much. Sour and pulpy, mostly.


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Re: FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!! I just bit into a kumquat.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9763661 - 02/08/09 11:40 PM (15 years, 16 days ago)

The name itself sounds like a putdown to me.
"That dude is such a fucking kumquat."


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