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 PDU
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 Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid?  [Re: jazzillion]
#9715569 - 02/01/09 01:45 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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i burned myself quite badly making honey oil.
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 LeftBehind
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: PDU]
#9715608 - 02/01/09 01:54 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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i was at a party when a cop rolled up, the party was at a house that stood at a very steep hill. while the cop was inside fucking with everyone i snuck outside and went to his car. the dumb fuck left it unlocked with the keys so i put it in neutral and took off the e break. that bitch slowly rolled down. there were no houses on either side and there was nothing but trees at the bottom. 
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: PDU]
#9715625 - 02/01/09 01:58 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Burning pieces of newspaper with a candle, and then hiding the garbage under my bead.
Cliff diving during a drought ....my ankle is still fucked
Getting in a fist fight with my dad for slapping my dog
Blacking out and punching my dad's wife in the face for slapping me
Walking around a farm while tripping on mushrooms in the middle of winter, and then trying to walk on a frozen lake. My foot went through the ice, and I had to walk about a mile back to my house through snow.
Getting mad at my step brother for shooting me with his paint ball gun, and retaliating with the only thing I had near me.....a blowgun, and hunting darts.
Jumping my ATV off of a big gravel ramp going way way too fast.
BB gun wars with a sling shot, and a bolt.
Not fucking allot of the girls that I now realize I could have in highschool.
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LeftBehind
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: blewmeanie]
#9715638 - 02/01/09 02:03 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not fucking allot of the girls that I now realize I could have in highschool
DUDE!!!!!!!!!! i know exactly how you feel. OMG!!! if only i could go back.
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: Burnintreez321]
#9715905 - 02/01/09 05:47 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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2 frozen cans of shaving cream, punctured and inserted into my neighbors cadilac escalade. So when they thaw, they expand like 50x there size easily. Funny thing to see a drug dealling mexican walk out to his caddy n open the door, and see shaving cream GUSH out. Never saw that suv again....
You fail that myth was proven false on mythbusters.
Man find out what episode that was because i gotta see it!! im callin BS tho because i have seen it expand with my own eyes, maybe it didnt fill the suv but it did damage... lemme know PM me please
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DimensionX
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: Kada]
#9715997 - 02/01/09 07:11 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Kada said:
When i was about 16 me and a friend were at a church playing with fire near some hay. We didn't mean to, but we burnt down a huge building and a half a corn field. I guess there was a huge gas tank inside, and we blew up a couple of tractors. We never got caught because no one dared to say a word about it. It was a huge thing in the small town i lived in. They blamed it on faulty wiring. Oops.
Another time i was playing with fireworks in a field with my sling shot. I was lighting them, then loading them in my sling shot and launching then into a wheat field. It took a battalion of firetrucks to put that out.
Me and a few friends stole some beer out of his grandparents fridge one time and went on a walk. We found a construction site and decided to get a small fire going because it was kind of cold out. That was a bad idea because we caught the house on fire. We got caught by his grandpa, but he took us home and never said another thing about it.
I managed to set a highway on fire once. We made some home aid fire works, and went to go to a safe place to set them off. We thought the road would be a good place, but i guess they had just tared the road and it wasn't dry yet. If it would have been a regular firework i bet we would have been ok, but 15 minutes into it the fire trucks came and we ran.
Why is all the dumb shit i ever did have something to do with fire? Hm.
So you basically started several extremely large fires in your town all of which were "accidents". Lol!
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: Almond Flour]
#9716056 - 02/01/09 07:49 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was in 7th grade me and my best friend were at school walking down the hallway and he started talking to me about shooting up the school,(this was just after Jonesboro ) putting bombs by all the doors, killing the principal etc. This one kid overheard and turned us in. I got called down to the office first I somehow convinced the principal it was just a dream he had and it freaked him out. So then for whatever reason he told me who told on us and then asked my friend to come see him too. Naturally I filled him in so he told the principal the same, we then threatened to kill the kid and he never came back to school.
I really don't know if he would have actually done it with me but I didn't want to funny none the less.
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: pnuma]
#9716091 - 02/01/09 08:03 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I had a ginger nut biscuit in one hand and a lump of coal in the other, my mind was on other things, like the latest tricycle or whatever and I took a bite of the coal.
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: Almond Flour]
#9716096 - 02/01/09 08:07 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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i tried to ride a horse that was tied up in a creek/park and while i sat on it as it was tied it just stood there without moving so i called my mate to unhook the rope tied to the ground and pass it to me like reigns and as soon as he undid it the horse bolted and it took off that fast that i landed straight on my feet and one of its hoofs kicked me right in the inner thiguh as it shot off
then we bolted home
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LeftBehind
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: filthee]
#9716178 - 02/01/09 08:36 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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so you lost some ones horse? lol
we use to slaughter frogs. we would find the most fucked up cruel way to take a frogs life.
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: LeftBehind]
#9716191 - 02/01/09 08:41 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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LeftBehind said:
so you lost some ones horse? lol
we use to slaughter frogs. we would find the most fucked up cruel way to take a frogs life.
it was probably some little girls horse, I bet he made her cry
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: LeftBehind] 1
#9716193 - 02/01/09 08:41 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is good for serious laughs.
Except you, Mr. Frog Destroyer.
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: LeftBehind]
#9716195 - 02/01/09 08:42 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time I drew a face in the snow and used a little icicle as the nose. I wanted to get rid of it so I smashed it with my hand and the icicle went right in my hand!
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: UnholyChild666]
#9716201 - 02/01/09 08:45 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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UnholyChild666 said:
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LeftBehind said:
so you lost some ones horse? lol
we use to slaughter frogs. we would find the most fucked up cruel way to take a frogs life.
it was probably some little girls horse, I bet he made her cry
fuck see how connected we are here, yourre spot on
that happened on a weekend and the next monday at school the girl who owned it gave me a good run down for what id done
i was her age atleast
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: filthee]
#9716232 - 02/01/09 08:57 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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filthee said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
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so you lost some ones horse? lol
we use to slaughter frogs. we would find the most fucked up cruel way to take a frogs life.
it was probably some little girls horse, I bet he made her cry
fuck see how connected we are here, yourre spot on
that happened on a weekend and the next monday at school the girl who owned it gave me a good run down for what id done
i was her age atleast
that's 
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: jazzillion]
#9716291 - 02/01/09 09:14 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Edited by Salomon (03/02/14 11:57 PM)
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LeftBehind
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: Salomon]
#9716308 - 02/01/09 09:21 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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same here, but my story went a little different.
we were playing ball and a friend knocked the ball over a fence. i would have grabbed another ball, but this one was special. this one was signed by babe ruth. anyway, i jumped over the fence to find a HUGE ass dog. we spent pretty much the whole weekend trying to figure how we were going to get it back. it was kinda fun though cause we all spent the night in our tree house. never did get that ball back.
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: LeftBehind]
#9716326 - 02/01/09 09:24 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
Edited by Salomon (03/03/14 12:05 AM)
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: LeftBehind]
#9716341 - 02/01/09 09:28 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I bit the head off of a live mouse in the electronics section at wal-mart in front of a little boy then spat it at him, he cried and ran to his parents and I ran out of the store.
I attempted to make a salt-peter\blackpowder\ wax candle bomb of some sort. I mixed some salt peter and black powder, then light a candle, waited for it to melt the wax, and added the saltpeter to the melted wax. Of course when I poured that shit in there it all lit  Burned all the skin off my thumb 
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Re: Stupid Things you did as a Kid? [Re: UnholyChild666]
#9716351 - 02/01/09 09:30 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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did you ever find out the most fucked up way?
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