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Konyap
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: deCypher]
#9704104 - 01/30/09 03:36 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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if this is true this is all exactly like an episode of super jail....
we need a hammer with this one
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notapillow
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: Konyap]
#9704107 - 01/30/09 03:37 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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super jail is way ahead of its time obviously
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Konyap
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: notapillow]
#9704114 - 01/30/09 03:40 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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circularvortex said: I'm not a physicist by any means...but I'm pretty sure that Jupiter isn't an electron.
It's not, the title is not accurate. Still, it's an interesting theroy!
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Pretty much anybody curious about reality and who is creative enough to think about it recursively will realize that our solar system superficially resembles the atomic structure as we have constructed it and wonder about the potential implications of that.
Still, it doesn't explain why JUPITER is an electron while all these other little non-electron doowhackies are also orbiting the nucleus.
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German Kahuna
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: mathewww]
#9704224 - 01/30/09 05:09 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fuck that bullshit! It's astronomical kabbalah mumbo jumbo. Numerology is a pseudo-science for people without a clue. The dutch astronomer Cornelis de Jager showed in a parody about numerology, which he called "Cyclosophy", that he could deduct various astronomical and physical constants from the measures of a women's bicycle. It's even more hilarious seeing how the dipshit who wrote that embarassing piece of retardedness simply bends figures to fit his purposes. Pathetically unscientific nonsense all around.
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Tchan909 said: Pretty much anybody curious about reality and who is creative enough to think about it recursively will realize that our solar system superficially resembles the atomic structure as we have constructed it and wonder about the potential implications of that.
Still, it doesn't explain why JUPITER is an electron while all these other little non-electron doowhackies are also orbiting the nucleus.
I never got beyond the "Electrons orbit the nucleus, Planets orbit stars (or the barycentre, to be pedantic and right), stars orbit the galactic centre." So if somebody wants to call Jupiter an electron, go for it.
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: mathewww]
#9704324 - 01/30/09 06:20 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm likely to laugh until I cough out my own spleen.
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: Cepheus]
#9704409 - 01/30/09 07:15 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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cool
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ak365
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: mathewww]
#9742239 - 02/05/09 05:25 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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very interesting. makes sense.
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: Cepheus]
#9742455 - 02/05/09 06:01 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I feel stupiter!
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Konyap
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German Kahuna said: Fuck that bullshit! It's astronomical kabbalah mumbo jumbo. Numerology is a pseudo-science for people without a clue. The dutch astronomer Cornelis de Jager showed in a parody about numerology, which he called "Cyclosophy", that he could deduct various astronomical and physical constants from the measures of a women's bicycle. It's even more hilarious seeing how the dipshit who wrote that embarassing piece of retardedness simply bends figures to fit his purposes. Pathetically unscientific nonsense all around.
science is bullshit for the win
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: Konyap]
#9747433 - 02/06/09 01:10 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is just the most ridiculous crap ever. First of all, he sounds like he's 17. Second of all, his math is admittedly very rough and inexact, and he rounds things only to make them fit his cause. Thirdly, this so called expert on the universe actually had to look up which atom had four electrons spinning around it!
Not to mention the "solar system" model of the atomic realm is falling apart under the eye of quantum physics. And how would he explain moons?
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sam420
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circularvortex said: I'm not a physicist by any means...but I'm pretty sure that Jupiter isn't an electron.
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hpi
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: IR0NHYM0N]
#9747510 - 02/06/09 01:26 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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IR0NHYM0N said: I feel stupiter!
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: mathewww]
#9747521 - 02/06/09 01:28 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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mathewww said: Meditate on it.
That's the argumental equivalent of "running away" and doesn't constitute any meaningful defence whatsoever.
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: sam420]
#9747685 - 02/06/09 02:01 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well this guy in the video weighs maybe 150 pounds. My ass weighs roughly 15 pounds, which is 1/10th of 150. This guy is obviously an ass (rounding)!
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Re: Jupiter is an Electron [Re: ak365]
#9748391 - 02/06/09 08:22 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Actually this is super retarded. There is NO resemblance between the way that an electron orbits a nucleus and the way that a planet orbits the sun.
Electron Orbits Strangely shaped clouds of possible locations for electrons. Electrons jump around randomly and (apparently) discontinuously within these "clouds"
Planetary Orbits Elliptical and continuous orbits
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Nunbuh_Chrubble
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And this model of a two atom molecule looks conspicuously little like a twin-sunned solar system.
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ak365
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did you read his paper. i showed the calculations to my science teacher and he was shocked...saw it in his face. he wiped out his calculator and did it himself. he said it was very interesting and made a copy for himself.
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