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DarkMoon21
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Holy Damn.
#9689588 - 01/27/09 03:54 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've been cooking quesadillas on the stove for about 15 minutes now, and was confused as hell as to why they were still frozen.
I turned on the wrong element.
I need to get stoned or something.
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I hate that shit. It just adds more cooking time.
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Re: Holy Damn. [Re: Newbie]
#9689602 - 01/27/09 03:56 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I suck at cooking
I'm getting better though!
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You just need to get a feel for it. Know the basics.. like what temps work with what foods, what mixes well, etc.. From there you can get really creative and whip something up without a recipe or anything, just wing it.
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Re: Holy Damn. [Re: Newbie]
#9689626 - 01/27/09 04:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can't even make macaroni out of a box...
I've given up on that and I'm moving onto pasta.
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niteowl
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macaroni IS pasta
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DarkMoon21
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Re: Holy Damn. [Re: niteowl]
#9689803 - 01/27/09 04:28 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try making Macaroni when your drunk, just giver on the ingredients and it'll either taste damn amazing or really shitty.
*Note: Whiskey instead of milk is a big no-no!
I'm slowly getting the hang of good cooking, I made Tempura Chicken the other day and it was some of the best I've ever had. Cooking is a great skill to have when you live with roommates or a she-mate, everyone loves a good chef.
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Re: Holy Damn. [Re: niteowl]
#9689808 - 01/27/09 04:28 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean REAL pasta. None of this kraft dinner bull shit.
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I loves to cook
Give me a grill, some beer, and some meat (preferably non-human), and I'm a happy man
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DarkMoon21
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Real pasta's easy! Just boil it until it's to a desirable tenderness and serve, it's the sauces that are tricky, I usually just buy a couple jars of different sauces, the last time I tried to make one it was like...wierd honey mustardy barbecue saucy soup crap. The flavour was indefinably gag-worthy.
Fetticcini Alfredo with Chicken and Shrimp is my specialty, I am a master of the pasta spices!
*Edit* Word to that Boletus, BBQing fucking wins. Nothing beats an ice cold beer and a delicious barbecued steak on a summer night.
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Edited by DarkMoon21 (01/27/09 04:37 PM)
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You make frozen quesadillas?
real ones are not hard at all. if you're capable of tying your shoes, you should be capable of making a quesadilla.
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Try Making a Panini, that is some easy and delicious shit...
1- Cook some chicken breast in a pan on the stove. How long?? Till its fucking done, you decide.
2- Get some Bread, tomatoes, cheese, basil, and whatever the hell else you think will taste good together.
3- Slap some bread down into a frying pan with a little butter. Get that shit toasting. Remember, you don't need to be nice to the bread. Make it your bitch, the panini will taste better.
4- Throw down your Cheese, tomato, and your chicken onto the sanguich.
5- Toast that ish up.
6- Rip a bowl
7- Enjoy!
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DarkMoon21
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Yeah but I don't have any tortillas for them and the snow is shutting me in for the time being. Trust me, there's nothing I like more than getting stoned and trying my hand at cooking something new, but I was craving a quesadilla and didn't have everything I needed, so I went with the 10 minute ones that have been in my freezer for about a year and half, still fuckin delicious if you ask me.
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DarkMoon21
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Quote:
boletusoftruth said: Try Making a Panini, that is some easy and delicious shit...
1- Cook some chicken breast in a pan on the stove. How long?? Till its fucking done, you decide.
2- Get some Bread, tomatoes, cheese, basil, and whatever the hell else you think will taste good together.
3- Slap some bread down into a frying pan with a little butter. Get that shit toasting. Remember, you don't need to be nice to the bread. Make it your bitch, the panini will taste better.
4- Throw down your Cheese, tomato, and your chicken onto the sanguich.
5- Toast that ish up.
6- Rip a bowl
7- Enjoy!
That sounds fucking delicious. Perhaps for dinner? I'll even post a review of your recipe.
Fuck I should start chillin in food forums more.
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Real pasta's easy! Just boil it until it's to a desirable tenderness and serve, it's the sauces that are tricky
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I've got a good recipe down for pasta, or have a good understanding of what makes a good recipe. If you're using marina adding a little whipping cream (the real thick milk) goes a long way.
I can make a pretty good deli sandwich also. But those are no-brainers.
Alot of the times when I'm feeling lazy I'll make really good pizza bagels. I just get plain bagels cut them in half and add mozzarella to it, and I lightly pan fry some vegetables and then melt them in with the cheese, and then I make a good dipping sauce. Really quick to make and really delicious.
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boletusoftruth
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Quote:
DarkMoon21 said:
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boletusoftruth said: Try Making a Panini, that is some easy and delicious shit...
1- Cook some chicken breast in a pan on the stove. How long?? Till its fucking done, you decide.
2- Get some Bread, tomatoes, cheese, basil, and whatever the hell else you think will taste good together.
3- Slap some bread down into a frying pan with a little butter. Get that shit toasting. Remember, you don't need to be nice to the bread. Make it your bitch, the panini will taste better.
4- Throw down your Cheese, tomato, and your chicken onto the sanguich.
5- Toast that ish up.
6- Rip a bowl
7- Enjoy!
That sounds fucking delicious. Perhaps for dinner? I'll even post a review of your recipe.
Fuck I should start chillin in food forums more.
That what I like to hear!!!
I'll post a few other recipes that are easy as pie when I think of them
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DarkMoon21
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That what I like to hear!!!
I'll post a few other recipes that are easy as pie when I think of them
Do it up, I'd love to give them a try.
From now on I'll try to write down my creations, usually their just little flurries of trying things and never remembering exactly what they are. I must say I regret it, I'll never be able to emulate those again.
I remember making a breakfast-style donair once, with eggs, bacon, chicken, lettuce, thin tomato slices, onions, green and yellow peppers, mozerella cheese, and a bunch of random spices that I don't quite remember. So delicious, I'll try making it again and write down what I did.
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boletusoftruth
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Quote:
DarkMoon21 said:
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That what I like to hear!!!
I'll post a few other recipes that are easy as pie when I think of them
Do it up, I'd love to give them a try.
From now on I'll try to write down my creations, usually their just little flurries of trying things and never remembering exactly what they are. I must say I regret it, I'll never be able to emulate those again.
I remember making a breakfast-style donair once, with eggs, bacon, chicken, lettuce, thin tomato slices, onions, green and yellow peppers, mozerella cheese, and a bunch of random spices that I don't quite remember. So delicious, I'll try making it again and write down what I did.
That sounds fantastic!!
One of my favorite breakfast dishes is just an omelet.
Throw about 3 eggs into a small pan, and let them cook on low heat. (PRE-Scramble them)
Chop up some Canadian bacon, peppers, and onions while it is cooking.
As soon as you can lift the bottom of the omelet clearly, sprinkle your toppings on one half, then lay some cheese slices on top, then fold it over so your toppings are in the middle with egg on either side.
Let it cook a few more minutes, then remove
Don't forget to put some butter in the pan before starting to help the omelet come off the pan easier!!
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