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OfflineYour Destination
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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: dubhuman]
    #9684848 - 01/26/09 07:40 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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dubhuman said:
idk, sometimes i question whether or not these stories like these are fabricated because they are so unbelievable.

they are SO STUPID it makes me want to throw up. :nonono:




I know what you mean.

Who on earth would allow their problems to be aired on national television?


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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Jive turkey]
    #9684854 - 01/26/09 07:41 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Jive turkey said:
I wish gov't would hire me as a sniper to take out the trash.
eh but then I wouldn't have the maury show to feel better about myself.




ever see boondock saints?

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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Platinum]
    #9684916 - 01/26/09 07:48 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Platinum said:
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Jive turkey said:
I wish gov't would hire me as a sniper to take out the trash.
eh but then I wouldn't have the maury show to feel better about myself.




ever see boondock saints?




I watched it once but I was wasted, I don't remember anything except that scene where the old man has like 10 pistols strapped to him, and he has that shoot out with those 3 guys. That was sweet.

THat fatty isn't worth a double cheese burger

a plain burger with no pickles.... maybe
maybe I'd give her a bite
she ain't getting no fries though
fatty.

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OfflinePlatinum
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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Jive turkey]
    #9685215 - 01/26/09 08:37 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

well boondock saints is basically these guys who take matters into their own hands and start killing only bad people. and they are good at it. that post made me think of it.

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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Ego Death]
    #9685311 - 01/26/09 08:52 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

WHAT A FAT STUPID SKANK!


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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: iLost]
    #9685318 - 01/26/09 08:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

lol..

my mom went on a judge show once

and tried to get me on a show once because we used to argue

she's also attempted to sue a school.

.. i had to live with her, sigh.


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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Ego Death]
    #9685331 - 01/26/09 08:56 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

That chick's obesity is unfortunate, but at least she has class with her choice of shoes. I mean damn, she's got more chins than a Chinese Phone Book, but her heels match her trashy syphilitic top superbly.


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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Jive turkey]
    #9685349 - 01/26/09 08:59 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sorry, I don't have change for a five. And everything on the dollar menu is fortunately too expensive.


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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: metalmorph]
    #9685408 - 01/26/09 09:08 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

man i kinda want to be in the audience for one of these shows

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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: gizagaza]
    #9685741 - 01/26/09 09:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

the audience is a bunch of ass hats too
i would totally smoke a fat blunt and THEN i would go lol

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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: dubhuman]
    #9687915 - 01/27/09 10:48 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I would have sex with a cute girl with dreadlocks for a veggie burrito.

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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: nookjohn]
    #9688060 - 01/27/09 11:18 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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nookjohn said:
I would have sex with a cute girl with dreadlocks for a veggie burrito.



Why would you need the burrito?


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Re: 14 year old girl has sex with someone for a double cheeseburger [Re: Ego Death]
    #9688119 - 01/27/09 11:32 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

id smash on the white bitch in green shorts.


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