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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: creekfreek]
#9687285 - 01/27/09 06:56 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Approved.
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twighead
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they'd probably shoot his dog for making threatening gestures
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: twighead]
#9687765 - 01/27/09 10:06 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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creekfreek
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: ShadowSpore]
#9689175 - 01/27/09 02:48 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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bump
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RickJames
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: creekfreek]
#9689185 - 01/27/09 02:50 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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creekfreek said: 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there. Tons of it' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun!)
HAHAHHAHA GOOD ONE
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: RickJames]
#9689195 - 01/27/09 02:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha hilarious ... if i could tell jokes at all, i would definitely pass this along to my friends
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: filthee]
#9689227 - 01/27/09 02:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yep I've heard that one but it still cracks me up every time!
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: creekfreek]
#9689770 - 01/27/09 04:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wouldn't the neighbor get in trouble?
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creekfreek
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: jackmomoff]
#9691014 - 01/27/09 08:13 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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jackmomoff said: Wouldn't the neighbor get in trouble?
Perhaps he would if this were not a joke.
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Re: Marijuana filled firewood [Re: creekfreek]
#9691220 - 01/27/09 08:43 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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