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Captain Caveman
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Fuckin piss tests
#9651992 - 01/21/09 12:42 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Figures that as soon as I start smoking weed again, a bomb ass job opens for me. Im gonna feel like a dumbass when I tell him I cant apply for 2 weeks. Whats a good excuse peeps?
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I don`t piss or shit in a cup for work.............. Never have ,never will. The last year I worked I made almost 60,000.
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Re: Fuckin piss tests [Re: unretarded]
#9652046 - 01/21/09 12:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats nice...
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Get Omni. Follow the directions. Pass your test.
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Re: Fuckin piss tests [Re: Newbie]
#9652089 - 01/21/09 12:57 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Looking up omni)
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Very high doses of creatin will work for a piss test. But you must not smoke for at least 7 days. Get a jug of muscle tech or something and triple the dose plus some if you can do it. I would drink the entire month supply in a week. I have a friend who would smoke until Thursday night and drop on Monday morning. Passed for 5 years until he was off probation. You know your drinking enough when your farts are lemon lime.
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Ahhh, Ive never had any success with those detox drinks. If I spend any money at all, it will be on some test strips, or a urine pouch.
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Looks like ebay is out of the gonumber1 synthetic urine. I got one about two weeks ago. It's an elastic belt with a pouch of synthetic urine on it. You use hand warmers to get it to body temp, and it has a hose coming out that you use to fill the cup with. I wore it for an hour and the temp strip on the bag read 92 degrees*. It was definitely warm to the touch.
*Without wearing any heating pads. Just body warmth.
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And no offense lucker, but Im not gonna risk a job like this going by what someone says someone else did. I just want a good excuse why I wont be physically available for 2 weeks...
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Quote:
destructo_low said: Looks like ebay is out of the gonumber1 synthetic urine. I got one about two weeks ago. It's an elastic belt with a pouch of synthetic urine on it. You use hand warmers to get it to body temp, and it has a hose coming out that you use to fill the cup with. I wore it for an hour and the temp strip on the bag read 92 degrees. It was definitely warm to the touch.
Yeah, the thing is, those are illegal in my state, and I would have to drive 2 hours to a store to get one.
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Are you in Alabama?
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Captain Caveman said: And no offense lucker, but Im not gonna risk a job like this going by what someone says someone else did. I just want a good excuse why I wont be physically available for 2 weeks...
Shoot yourself in the foot, and spend two weeks in the hospital.
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Captain Caveman said: Ahhh, Ive never had any success with those detox drinks. If I spend any money at all, it will be on some test strips, or a urine pouch.
I passed twice, with weed and opiates, and adderall in my system. It works if you follow the directions, but your mind sounds made up. Good luck!
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destructo_low said: Are you in Alabama?
KY
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Close enough haha.
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Just get someone clean to piss in something for you, it's that easy. lol
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Re: Fuckin piss tests [Re: sirjeth]
#9653762 - 01/21/09 05:35 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eveyone I know smokes weed or is on prescribed pain meds.
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Yeah , caveman I agree with you. I had my little brother piss for me for my current job. That is the safest way..take clean piss or be clean when you piss. My friend was on probation for 5 years after getting busted with 76 plants with intent. The fucker never stopped smoking and he could have done some good time if he failed. Not worth it IMO. But he did pass everyone. Look up how the piss test scan works. It has to do with your levels of cannabinoids, creatin and electrolytes ratio. since you have natural levels of cannabinoids in your system without smoking pot. So when people just flush with water they lower the creatin and electrolytes in their system and your busted. Nothing I would recommend testing with a good job. Go on vacation to the Vatican for a few weeks and take communion. that way they think your a religous nut and not a pot head.
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Re: Fuckin piss tests [Re: Lucker]
#9657357 - 01/22/09 07:51 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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you could just dupe it by drinking alot of water, creatine (they check levels of that as a sign of duping) and B3/niacin (makes your piss yellow, instead of the conspicuous clear ) I've passed tests this way, with around 7-8 glasses of water.
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Re: Fuckin piss tests [Re: twighead]
#9657593 - 01/22/09 09:15 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dilution does work. Make sure you do your research on it because you must achieve a certain level of dilution without going overboard and also use B vitamins to get the color back. There is a lot of information on the internet available on doing this just keep reading till you find one that makes sense and has a lot of confirmation. 9/10 produts you buy don't work.
If it were me I'd just say I wasn't available yet. You don't have to give an explanation. Just a time frame. If asked just say it's personal and look like you're about to cry but trying to hold it back. People don't ask questions when they have to get to know you for real. If you're told that it's now or never, then go with the dilution.
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