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Offlineanyone420
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assault with a taco (pew pew)
    #9642694 - 01/20/09 01:26 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

http://www.destructoid.com/mom-turns-kid-s-xbox-off-gets-taco-thrown-in-face-118279.phtml
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This is the best story you'll read all day, guaranteed. A young man from Deltona is currently sitting in jail after assaulting his mother with a taco. According to reports, 54-year-old Dena Moir turned her 19-year-old son's Xbox 360 off, and he threw the delicious Mexican snack in her frail face, making sure to also call her, and I quote, "a retard."

I told you this story was good.

The trouble started when young Zachery refused to come downstairs for dinner, despite being called a number of times. In an act of brave discipline, Dena marched upstairs and turned the Xbox off, only for Zachery to shove her angrily and order her out of the room.

A little later, Dena was cleaning the kitchen when her son came down to eat. Deciding she was in the way, Zach pushed his mother again, before smacking her on the arm and throwing the tortilla-wrapped missile with beef-themed vengeance. This is also when he called her, and I quote again, "a retard."

Zachery Moir is now being held without bail at Volusia County Branch Jail, on charges of domestic violence battery. This is because even if you act like a complete infant, you can still be tried as a man.





picture of the kid inside.  hes all  :undecided:


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: anyone420]
    #9642711 - 01/20/09 01:29 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Link isn't working for me, and I really want to see what this guy looks like.


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: Grizvok]
    #9642739 - 01/20/09 01:32 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)



I don't think that's really him though.


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: jewunit]
    #9642744 - 01/20/09 01:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

links good here


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: anyone420]
    #9642775 - 01/20/09 01:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

What a little douche, I still see no reason for him to go to jail though.:shrug:


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: anyone420]
    #9642925 - 01/20/09 02:02 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

What a little asshole.

Wasting a perfectly good taco on his mom's face.

Moms do pretty crazy things when kids won't get off the video game/computer to do something.

When I was younger my mom threw our Mario Bros 3 game cartridge for NES out in the yard b/c my sister and I wouldn't pick up our rooms. We weren't allowed to go get it until our rooms were clean. And she didn't let us get away with the normal "throw everything in your closet and make the bed" clean. Because we tried that first. When we came running out of our "clean" rooms 10 minutes later she was prepared. She made us organize our closets and our dresser drawers, as well as dust and polish every inch of furniture (we had old antique hand-me-down bedroom sets with poster beds that had lots of little ridges carved in everywhere). Plus cleaning out under the beds. Topped off with taking a broom along the ceiling/walls and washing the baseboards with soapy water and vacuuming.

Took about 5 hours of crying, fighting, and cleaning to get it done.

But I will say this, we kept our rooms pretty tidy after that. Not only to avoid it from happening again, but to make it easier to manage if it did. Ha.


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: StonedShroom]
    #9643582 - 01/20/09 04:54 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

why doesn't his dad just beat the shit out of him? :shrug:

This reminds me of a story a homeless dude told me. His name is Cowboy. He said that two other homeless guys were arguing so one of them picks up a stale bagel and wings it at the other guy. It not only hit him in the face, but it made him bleed (ya know, since the bagel was so stale and hard). So the cops show up and this cop is filling out the paperwork for an assault charge. Cowboy leans over the cop as he's filling out the paper and says "Assault with what? Huh? Assault with what? You can't just put 'assault' ..." The cop proceeds to write down in the report "assault with a bagel" !!! LOL

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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #9643591 - 01/20/09 04:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'll say it again.......public flogging


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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: blewmeanie]
    #9643595 - 01/20/09 05:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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blewmeanie said:
I'll say it again.......public flogging




that's just inhumane

public lashings is where it's at

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Re: assault with a taco (pew pew) [Re: d33p]
    #9643598 - 01/20/09 05:02 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'd settle for a public tea bagging for douche bags like that guy.


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